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Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Pissflaps posted:

I don't believe you remember people describing 60% as 'not a majority'.

Just like I don't believe your Teetotal.

Though now that I think about it. I did remember it more being a "close call/at the edge" when it came from journalists when the journalists for the indyref were calling the result a very decided win

I find it very hard to believe that 60% is a close call compared to a 55% which is a decided win but then Jorunalists/reporters like to use hyperbole when something goes their way or dosen't.

So yes I suppose I did misremember it in a obtuse way.

GaussianCopula posted:

Sounds like your populist right toke

well yea, how do you think they are fine with being shitheads all the time.

Also.

Oberleutnant posted:

Shut up nazi

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Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
How does the North Sea oil as a source of huge fund argument hold up today with structurally lower oil prices

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Malcolm XML posted:

How does the North Sea oil as a source of huge fund argument hold up today with structurally lower oil prices

Badly.


Extreme0 posted:

I find it very hard to believe that 60% is a close call compared to a 55% which is a decided win

Same. Probably because it didn't happen.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Malcolm XML posted:

How does the North Sea oil as a source of huge fund argument hold up today with structurally lower oil prices

In a 1 to 10?

hosed.

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

Extreme0 posted:

In a 1 to 10?

hosed.

So Scotland dodged a huge bullet by voting to remain?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Malcolm XML posted:

So Scotland dodged a huge bullet by voting to remain?

Big time.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Peter Hitchens is loving mental

Crashbee
May 15, 2007

Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.

Hoops posted:

Peter Hitchens is loving mental

Hitchens is one of those people born in the wrong time, he'd fit in perfectly in the 1890s.

Crashbee fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Apr 3, 2016

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Peter Hitchens posted:

Someone usually pops up at this stage and says that we still manufacture a lot. If you say so, but then why are the drug-dealers so busy in our new factory-free industrial areas, and why can I never buy anything that was made here, except from absurdly expensive luxury shops?
That would be this automation thing that people are all worried about.

Specifically the second wave, where a hall full of machinists on lathes got replaced with a CNC machining center and a couple of machinists who know G-code.

Also a lot of the factories in inner cities are garbage tier or have been rendered uninhabitable by mid 20th century industrial practices like 'throwing poison around everywhere'. The new industrial areas still have factories though.

Now, there are probably plenty of factory jobs that still require people, just look at an assembly line process in China. But also look at the working conditions. We could probably get some of those jobs back without getting those working conditions back if businesses were willing to cut some of the fat at the top, but they'll either offshore or automate and pocket the difference instead if allowed to.
:capitalism:

As for things that are made locally but aren't absurdly expensive luxury products, these are made down the road from me:


But the profits go to PepsiCo or someone now.

Hitler B. Natural
Feb 11, 2014

Guavanaut posted:


As for things that are made locally but aren't absurdly expensive luxury products, these are made down the road from me:


But the profits go to PepsiCo or someone now.

Oh for the days when everyone had a local crisps company. Like a delicious ITV. Monster Munch was made by Smiths in Cricklewood until they were bought out by Walkers in Leicester, who were bought out by Pepsi and merged with Lay's.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Seabrook's are still around aren't they?

This could get interesting: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-35918844

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Thanks Ants posted:

Seabrook's are still around aren't they?

This could get interesting: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-35918844

why does that rag SDZ still get to have investigative journalists and the close we get in the UK is David Conn telling us all fifa is corrupt

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
I am agog to discover the many legitimate reasons MF's clients might have for wanting to hide their assets.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Should we place bets on which of our favourite shitlords are going to get featured on Monday? I'll have to remember to nip to the shops for popcorn.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Thanks Ants posted:

Seabrook's are still around aren't they?

This could get interesting: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-35918844

gently caress yes.

Scalp number one incoming:

quote:

Mossack Fonseca data also shows how Icelandic Prime Minister Sigmundur Gunnlaugsson had an undeclared interest in his country's bailed-out banks.
Mr Gunnlaugsson has been accused of hiding millions of dollars of investments in his country's banks behind a secretive offshore company.
Leaked documents show that Sigmundur Gunnlaugsson and his wife bought offshore company Wintris in 2007.
He did not declare an interest in the company when entering parliament in 2009. He sold his 50% of Wintris to his wife for $1 (70p), eight months later.
Mr Gunnlaugsson is now facing calls for his resignation. He says he has not broken any rules, and his wife did not benefit financially from his decisions.
The offshore company was used to invest millions of dollars of inherited money, according to a document signed by Mr Gunnlaugsson's wife Anna Sigurlaug Pálsdóttir in 2015.

Some juicy Putin related investments in there too.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


This page goes into it a lot more

https://panamapapers.icij.org/the_power_players/

https://panamapapers.icij.org/20160403-panama-papers-global-overview.html

quote:

In 2013, U.K. leader David Cameron urged his country’s overseas territories — including the British Virgin Islands — to work with him to “get our own houses in order” and join the fight against tax evasion and offshore secrecy.

He could have looked no further than his late father to see how challenging that would be.

Ian Cameron, a stockbroker and multimillionaire, was a Mossack Fonseca client who used the law firm to shield his investment fund, Blairmore Holdings, Inc., from U.K. taxes.

The fund’s name came from Blairmore House, his family’s ancestral country estate. Mossack Fonseca registered the investment fund in Panama even though many of its key investors were British. Ian Cameron controlled the fund from its birth in 1982 until his death in 2010.

A prospectus for investors said the fund “should be managed and conducted so that it does not become resident in the United Kingdom for United Kingdom taxation purposes.”

The fund did this by using untraceable certificates of ownership known as “bearer shares” and by employing “nominee” company officers based in the Bahamas, the law firm’s leaked records show.

Ian Cameron’s tax-haven history is an example of how deeply offshore secrecy is woven into the lives of political and financial elites around the world. It’s also an important economic engine for many countries. The weight of that self-interest has made reform difficult.

Thanks Ants fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Apr 3, 2016

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Malcolm XML posted:

So Scotland dodged a huge bullet by voting to remain?

The SNP were going to be too reliant on the oil to be still gold and not invest in other industries to offset the deficit even when the oil isn't enough to fully cover it.

Prince John posted:

Some juicy Putin related investments in there too.

Every rear end in a top hat is connected to another rear end in a top hat in some form.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/a-ceee-PMs-mum-packs-in-Tories-to-go-Red

I am genuinely unsure if this was an april fools joke but I hope it isn't.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

OwlFancier posted:

https://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/a-ceee-PMs-mum-packs-in-Tories-to-go-Red

I am genuinely unsure if this was an april fools joke but I hope it isn't.
sorry, but it obviously is

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Don't shatter my fragile dreams.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

OwlFancier posted:

https://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/a-ceee-PMs-mum-packs-in-Tories-to-go-Red

I am genuinely unsure if this was an april fools joke but I hope it isn't.

I see no reason to distrust the word of Communist Party secretary May D'Oupe.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Kegluneq posted:

I see no reason to distrust the word of Communist Party secretary May D'Oupe.

Gah, I read that and couldn't figure out what it was trying to be.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

OwlFancier posted:

Gah, I read that and couldn't figure out what it was trying to be.

On the off chance you're serious, 'Made Up'...

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Kegluneq posted:

On the off chance you're serious, 'Made Up'...

No I get it now, I read it in the article and tried to figure out what it was supposed to sound like but didn't get it until you posted it.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

OwlFancier posted:

No I get it now, I read it in the article and tried to figure out what it was supposed to sound like but didn't get it until you posted it.

To be honest you should probably have clocked it at 'he's been a very naughty boy'.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah yeah yeah I wasn't being entirely serious, just thought it was a funny article.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Nice of Cameron's dad to call his shady investment company after his son though.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Thanks Ants posted:

Seabrook's are still around aren't they?

This could get interesting: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-35918844

I like how this BBC article is calling out the official baddies like Gaddafi and Assad and Putin, and somehow doesn't mention the implicated tory Brits like Ashcroft and Cameron's dad

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Coohoolin posted:

I was quite surprised to see this- Peter Hitchens is disavowing Thatcherism, ne0liberalism, and privatisation. Apologies for the Daily Mail link.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3520932/PETER-HITCHENS-Privatisation-Free-trade-Shares-great-ruined-Britain.html#ixzz44knVgVY8

I'm inclined to take Hitchens at face value here. He's overwhelmingly wrong about most things, but he's pretty forthright. He's very much a traditionalist Conservative, which explains his disquiet with the neo-liberal Cameron Crew.

This is the sort of stuff that Labour need to tap into. British industry and jobs, protecting local companies from national/multinational takeover and closure. Force the Tories to take a line on this, and alienate their financiers or the public. TATA steel is the beginning.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I too look forward to the rise of National Socialism.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

winegums posted:

This is the sort of stuff that Labour need to tap into. British industry and jobs, protecting local companies from national/multinational takeover and closure. Force the Tories to take a line on this, and alienate their financiers or the public. TATA steel is the beginning.

You'd think it would be the easiest thing in the world to exploit. Do you want another foreign multinational, or do you want to bring back BRITISH Steel. Slap a union jack on it and a commercial of girders with 'Made In Britain' stamped on them and you would think the public would eat it up.

I guess there is the whole thing about being honest and not appealing to the lowest common denominator and all that.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's the International Permanent Revolution vs. Socialism in One Country debate. Bring your own ice pick.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


OwlFancier posted:

I too look forward to the rise of National Socialism.

Oberleutnant posted:

Shut up nazi

winegums posted:

This is the sort of stuff that Labour need to tap into. British industry and jobs, protecting local companies from national/multinational takeover and closure. Force the Tories to take a line on this, and alienate their financiers or the public. TATA steel is the beginning.

"George Osborne sold the steel"

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

OwlFancier posted:

I too look forward to the rise of National Socialism.

If the Blairites get sufficiently uppity, is there a chance that the Tory left might break away and join the Labour right?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Jedit posted:

If the Blairites get sufficiently uppity, is there a chance that the Tory left might break away and join the Labour right?

this is literally UKIP

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jedit posted:

If the Blairites get sufficiently uppity, is there a chance that the Tory left might break away and join the Labour right?

You'd think so because they're barely distinguishable as far as politics go, but being as they are both that particularly british kind of conservative that is averse to doing anything original or radical, I can't see it happening.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jedit posted:

If the Blairites get sufficiently uppity, is there a chance that the Tory left might break away and join the Labour right?
They could form a new highly successful middle ground party.

Which actually might be a good thing in the long run because they might raise hell to get a different voting system when they inevitably get a ton of votes and 3 seats.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Well Javid is making a bunch of noises about the government stepping in to save the steel plant now. Which - guess what - mostly looks like the UK taking on all the liabilities so the glorious free market gets a peach of a deal for whatever asset stripping venture wants to buy it up

No nationalisation though of course, that would be simply terrible

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Guavanaut posted:

They could form a new highly successful middle ground party.

Which actually might be a good thing in the long run because they might raise hell to get a different voting system when they inevitably get a ton of votes and 3 seats.

this worked really well for the liberals, SDP-Lib alliance, greens, Lib Dems, and UKIP

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
"maybe if we ask the political class nicely they'll start following the laws they set for us"

maybe we should burn it down and rethink the third way

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