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Melanion
Jun 7, 2011

heard the walls are paper thin from where you are to where I am

IrvingWashington posted:

I understand why people are saying you think you want to know but you really don't. It's no longer a game now. It's kinda a lovely club to be in and I wish I'd just waited. Don't be like me.

Imagine the prototypical goon. Then imagine placing a puzzle in front of that goon and saying "You really don't want to solve this!"

Think about how that goes down.

e: Didn't realize I'd page sniped.


Here is a fine catte called Tobias, who is tired of my poo poo.


When she saw Tobias getting attention, Heidi: paragon of dogges came to beg for bellyrubs. They were granted, and right promptly.


Finally, here is a frog/toad who appeared on our deck one day. Though he graced our lives for but an hour, we remember Froad fondly.

Melanion fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Apr 4, 2016

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Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

TTerrible posted:

loving lol @ Dolvak and DickWulf trying to play that game.

They're like small children using grown-up words wrong.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

:negative:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Toops posted:

They're like small children using grown-up words wrong.

I suggest you redact that station right now or there will be ramming occasions!

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve


dude are there like a bajillion disks or does this guy not know where chris roberts' rear end ends and he begins?

eviljack
Feb 26, 2016

You're getting hungry

why :ughh:

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

i dont understand what ben is doing

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


Why?

Google Butt posted:

i dont understand what ben is doing

Making a list of distribution media that already exists on the internet, the only sane reason being that he has run out of things to do at the office and can't even be trusted with emptying waste bins.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I just clicked the link and that is genuinely sad :lol:

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

i wonder if he dreams about his eternal spirit being put into a juggernaut so he can protect chris's empire forever

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

My theory for a while is that, to him, doing things like this is less painful than thinking about Star Citizen.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Google Butt posted:

i dont understand what ben is doing

He's keeping his job through prostration rituals.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lol this is hte spergiest spreadsheet ever made

RuckusRouser
Sep 28, 2015

Theres a lot of close ups of landing gear

Google Butt posted:

i dont understand what ben is doing

I have had many sleepless nights wondering exactly how many CDs were present in the "Wing Commander Prophecy Sam's Club Edition" but now, thanks to Ben, I can finally sleep soundly.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Google Butt posted:

i dont understand what ben is doing

i don't think he does either, anymore

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
The really sad part is the tab at the bottom that says "United States" and the 2nd untitled tab next to it.

Banano
Jan 10, 2005
Soiled Meat

someone put him out of his misery. that's no life at all

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Has Reddit really not figured it out yet? If a dumb gently caress like me has it, how can't any of them have figured it? lol

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Let me just count these discs here and boot up ol' Excel

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


"Wing Commander Prophecy Sam's Club Edition"

:goku:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...-concern-forums


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6532303/#Comment_6532303


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6532704/#Comment_6532704


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6532875/#Comment_6532875

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Banano posted:

someone put him out of his misery. that's no life at all

is he not getting paid to sperg to his heart's desire

he's living the life

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Wow. I opened that link. I don't want to know anymore. Heed my warning, do not open that spreadsheet.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

An oddball at that DS forum (wtf) posted:

In a nutshell SA is claiming they have secret knowledge regarding the downfall of CIG and want people to crack a code or some poo poo to know more.
But in reality this is the exact type of poo poo everyone should ignore and not feed them more attention. It's also not related to Derek Smart in any way, the origin of this nonsense is Beerforthebeergod.

:thumbsup: Good job as always guys

RuckusRouser
Sep 28, 2015

Theres a lot of close ups of landing gear

Alan Smithee posted:

is he not getting paid to sperg to his heart's desire

he's living the life

Has there ever been any information or even hints as to how much Ben gets paid?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/716662436305088512

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Awww. Look at Ben playing office.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

FrankieGoes posted:

I'm sure you'll be very happy with it when you receive it 4 years from now.

That's fine, that gives me 4 years to save up for it.
Or 4 years to give up on it, depending on perspective.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


G0RF posted:

He's keeping his job through prostration rituals.

How's he gonna get back up off the floor?

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Sad that's the only way CIG knows how to spell "discounts".

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

PARP PAAAARP!

eviljack
Feb 26, 2016

You're getting hungry

On April 3, 2016 at 7:28PM EST the Spergs became self-aware

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Does that dickhead spend all day doing makework, or does he have an actual loving job to do?

I can't believe how irrationally annoyed I am about some fat guy slacking off on the other side of the world...

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius




This is one of the saddest most pathetic things I've seen this weekend, and I saw the clip of the guy that got caught twice in two days on 'To Catch a Predator'.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
97 pages to go, friends

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

RuckusRouser posted:

Has there ever been any information or even hints as to how much Ben gets paid?

his shame would know no bounds if it were an unpaid internship

like I think we would all die

Rashaverak
May 13, 2001

"Cock'n'Balls" is a pinnacle of modern medicine.
I have no idea what's going on here. All I know is I bought some silly starship years ago, disappeared down the rabbit hole of doing physics, and now I've emerged to find this.

I don't think I'm going to get to play starships.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I am such a child :laugh:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/325355/how-many-ships-do-you-own-poll

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Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

orcinus posted:

Awww. Look at Ben playing office.

Nah. In an office, you just chuck in the lower drawer and if anyone asks, you do a quick look and estimate. He's playing amazon SKU sorter robot.

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