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Spoke Lee posted:Where do you live? I got cut to $60 a month and I'm on a ventilator 24/7. I remember you from years ago. You're still crippled?
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Can you get the benefits loaded directly onto a Starbucks card? Because then I would recommend drinking three big Pike Places per day and making GBS threads black fire out your rear end in a top hat. Also, lonely single people with one job (like a standard 9-5) have way more time to shop and cook then they think they do. I could def ride my bike to the weird grocery story where they sell a wide variety of good produce for cheap but instead I stand over my kitchen sink and eat microwave pork links.
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carrion kit posted:is that food stamp pic of Obama real? No, on the real ones his dick is out.
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get some precious gems
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Have you heard of a revolutionary new currency called bitcoin op? Exchange your stamps for buttcoins.
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Apr 2, 2016 16:55
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ball up all the stamps into one and eat that, thus proving yourself unable to live unsupervised and become a burden of the state
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Seems like there should be a a craigslist section to meet up and do this, but I'm too lazy to check. 
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No no its cool. OP just approach some dumb looking goon in the grocery store and give them a sob story about how you lost your wallet and need gas money, so hey lemme buy your groceries with this SNAP card and you give me some cash for the pump. Because nothing makes you seem like a trustworthy business partner in a completely legal enterprise more than you selling your handicapped addled grandma's benefits, I loving saw you park in the hc space and come in with her you rear end in a top hat. Yeah lemme commit a felony just to get a discount on my SPAM and tortillas, seems like a good idea. Gram-gram would be so proud of you if she could remember who you are.
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Lol, nobody's getting 30 years for that poo poo. Actually, that reminds me that some trashy cashier that I used to work with called DHS because she read the EBT balance on a customer's receipt and didn't like how high their balance was. Like you really think that they don't have computers that track that poo poo and if they thought it was a problem that they'd do something about it? She obviously just didn't like people on assistance and felt like it was her chance to gently caress someone over. Oh and she was lazy as poo poo and incompetent but the fact that she was able to barely hold down a job made her feel superior somehow.
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Trade your stamps for some stank-rear end pussy in the projects.
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Go to the bodega that will ring up your 40s as Funyuns
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Sheep-Goats posted:Go to the bodega that will ring up your 40s as Funyuns This is where the "black people love Funyuns" stereotype comes from
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Apr 2, 2016 19:43
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I don't know where it comes from but they like to ring it up as funyuns or else nanners
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I had food stamps when I was like 22, single and real poor. I was expecting to get $50 or something but ended up getting $300 monthly. It was hard for me to spend it all so at the end of every month I'd go to the store and play Supermarket Sweep. I always had so much food on hand. Then I got a job and my pantry went back to being empty again.
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Go to the deli and get like an entire thing of roast beef or turkey. Not sliced, just the whole hunk of meat. Then sit outside with the meat on a stick, biting directly into it and grunting, and snarling at people because you think they want a bite.
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Tom Gorman posted:I had food stamps when I was like 22, single and real poor. I was expecting to get $50 or something but ended up getting $300 monthly. Shoulda bought out the spagetti sauce and canned soup every week IDIOT
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They do sliding scale in my state. There was a time where I was technically eligible for about 100 bucks a month. But I already ate basically whatever I wanted and like a king on very little so I didn't bother filling out the paperwork plus I had a soul. Food is cheap as gently caress in America.
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:you get a card that's loaded with money. it can only be used in certain places and only on approved categories of items. I hate they took away the shame of pulling out paper vouchers away.
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You can tell within 5 seconds of looking at someone if they're on ebt anyway. But yes the paper poo poo ruled.
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some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza
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SurfaceDetail posted:You can tell within 5 seconds of looking at someone if they're on ebt anyway. But yes the paper poo poo ruled. By their escalade out front
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I can't get food stamps in my state- I work a job with fluctuating hours- so I schlep it on down to the food bank there's a beans and rice packet they have there that's mostly meant for the developing world and it's fuckin tastier than any product I've been able to buy
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April 2nd Lemons - $2.94 Limes - $2.94 4x Fideo pasta - $0.38 ea. 6x Knorr pasta - $0.98 ea. Jicama ($2.84 per lbs) - $2.78 Tajin - $2.48 Whole black pepper - $3.98 Tomato roma ($1.87 per lbs) - $1.27 White onion ($1.82 per lbs) - $1.37 3x Grape fruit - $1.74 5x Tomato sauce - $0.50 ea. Morton iodized salt - $0.62 Peanut butter - $3.98 5x Canned peas - $0.66 ea. 2x SPAM - $2.64 ea. Velveeta shells and cheese 3 pack - $5.88 3x Wolf brand chili - $1.98 ea. Premium crackers - $2.56 5x Sardine steaks - $0.88 ea. Best Maid whole sour pickles - $5.48 Wheat bread - $0.78 White bread - $0.78 Clif bars, crunchy peanut butter - $11.38 ----------------- April 3rd San Pellegrino limonata - $4.98 3x Gatorade lime cucumber - $0.94 ea. Old Trapper original jerky - $11.99 Chicken salad with crackers pack - $4.98 Topo chico mineral water - $1.19 Tabasco pepper sauce - $2.50 Jumex coconut juice with pulp - $0.78 Crown Prince Anchovies - $1.45 MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Suck+gently caress my rod OP
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buying velveeta is why the poor stay poor.. why are we funding this again
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Professor Tomtom posted:Suck+gently caress my rod OP
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:How does this make sense...explain so a retard could understand, bc Im retarded you see. FREE RICE EQUALS MORE LABOR
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Wow this thread really makes me want to go buy some funyuns
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ArbitraryC posted:chickens for example are 89 cents a pound and 1 pound of chicken has over 1k calories I'm the completely edible unbutchered, whole chicken
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Hed posted:I'm the completely edible unbutchered, whole chicken Its 1.59 for drum stick and thighs. Although I'd assume a poor could just dress the chicken with their mugging knife.
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