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Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

life is killing me posted:

Hi Goons I just came here to echo the sentiments of those who are at least okay with Eleanor sticking around as long as she does more stocking scenes. And maybe a little bit more of the boobs, they are very stingy with her boobs for some reason. But that rear end...

If you want to see T&A so badly, there is this little thing called porn that you might want to look into. It would probably be a better use of your time than making creepy forum posts.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Porn is the $10 buffet of nudity.

He's a connoisseur, an advanced palate. He wants to see specific nudity.

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010
^^^^Yeah,this guy gets it

life is killing me posted:

Hi Goons I just came here to echo the sentiments of those who are at least okay with Eleanor sticking around as long as she does more stocking scenes. And maybe a little bit more of the boobs, they are very stingy with her boobs for some reason. But that rear end...


In context of the show right now, I don't think they really are though, I think she's the only main actress that does multiple nude scenes a season still and shows it all, even if they are very quick scenes. It does lessen the sting though of having her suffer a satisfying comeuppance and defeat at the end of the last season, only to have it pulled away from us with the added bonus of her being gifted revenge victories over her foes and re-installment in her seat of power to once again lord it over the characters that are actually entertaining.



Vargs posted:

If you want to see T&A so badly, there is this little thing called porn that you might want to look into. It would probably be a better use of your time than making creepy forum posts.

If they're going to waste time on Guthrie's latest romantic n sexual escapades for a decent part of the season, I don't begrudge someone actually wanting to see the ultra gorgeous actress's tittays. Same if someone wants to see some top tier TV actor boy butt or penii

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Yeah some dongs and butts wouldn't really be that bad.

Also I totally didn't recognize Anne at all without her hat, got excited for a second when I thought it was a surprise Mary :downs:

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Vargs posted:

If you want to see T&A so badly, there is this little thing called porn that you might want to look into. It would probably be a better use of your time than making creepy forum posts.

That's cute, you acting like this isn't SA and that I'm the only one who has mentioned anything similar.

IOW, get the gently caress over yourself

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Porn is fun and free, try it sometime.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Back to the regularly scheduled programming and serious posting: this show is ripe for prequel spinoffs like Starz did with Spartacus, so before the show's run ends or even after, it'd be awesome to see a short 5-6 episode prequel series about one of the more awesome characters, like Vane or Flint. I didn't really care for John Silver until this season when he started becoming LJS and I'm not sure how interesting his story pre-Nassau would be. I think Starz only did the short six-episode spinoff for Spartacus because the actor who played Spartacus had succumbed to cancer, but they could do worse than a short series focusing on a cool supporting character in the show.

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back
I'm not going to lie I did google 'Hannah New Nude stockings'. While plenty of pics of her, but none from that exact shot.

You know what I ended up seeing? Hannah Horvath aka Lena Dunham nude. That's quite a difference there internet.

Gazaar
Mar 23, 2005

.txt
The old switcheroo

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Jessica Parker Kennedy's tits are infinitely easier on the eyes than Hannah New's.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Can we talk about fruit next? Really round this thread out.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
the most beautiful women on the show are the ships, because as a male I prefer to sexualize ocean going vessels

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
It's true that dem ships are some fat bottomed girls AND they make the world go round.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Solice Kirsk posted:

Can we talk about fruit next? Really round this thread out.
Was the dude who played Charles Vane the same dude who was that one-off slave from Spartacus, with the horse-dong, who got executed post-haste?

Never really noticed balls and dunno why anybody would focus on them - they're like pink avocados, and avocados are healthy food but not like, sexy in any way.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

No, Charles Vane was the slow boyfriend on Shameless who liked gigantic dildos and autofellatio.

Dave Angel
Sep 8, 2004

Solice Kirsk posted:

Can we talk about fruit next? Really round this thread out.

The best response.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

CrazyLoon posted:

It's true that dem ships are some fat bottomed girls AND they make the world go round.

They're always wet and packed with fruit (to combat scurvy you see).


True fact, the British navy was the first to discover that adding lemon or lime juice to the rations of lovely rum (aka grog) the sailors received prevented scurvy. Hence the term limeys. Didn't get discovered till about a 100 years after this show though, so really there should be more suffering of nasty diseases to be accurate.

Orange Devil fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Apr 2, 2016

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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What this show needs is a 10 minute montage of crotch-rot and syphilis scars. Really being the history home!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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This is an extremely good show, why are more people not talking about it

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Solice Kirsk posted:

What this show needs is a 10 minute montage of crotch-rot and syphilis scars. Really being the history home!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HblbpLwC_XA

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

Zzulu posted:

This is an extremely good show, why are more people not talking about it

The better a show, the slower the thread is the rule usually, with some exceptions like Breaking Bad or True Detective, and then the rule changes to: the better the show, the faster the thread, the shittier the posts

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Tighclops posted:

the most beautiful women on the show are the ships, because as a male I prefer to sexualize ocean going vessels

Ranger/Walrus OTP. My fandom ships ships.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ship 2 ship you say?!

https://youtu.be/eq8QqqRNnP4

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Solice Kirsk posted:

If it's the last season I could see that. I think this series ends with Flint
In order to do that, they'd have to pull a Boardwalk Empire and skip quite a few years between seasons.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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They shouldn't try to follow (fictional) history too closely. Veer off into their own direction imo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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They already have. I don't think any of the historical deaths have happened like they did in reality. Also, I think it's kinda funny the black spot turned out to be Billy's idea. Talk about dramatic irony.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
The ratings for this show don't match how great it is.

Med School
Feb 27, 2012

Where did you learn how to do that?
This show made me realize how much harder it is for men to be sexy as gently caress. Anyone would probably say Vane is a 10 as far as dudes are concerned, and Jessica Kennedy is a 10 as far as girls are concerned, but you never read
Any articles about the girls of the show having to run 13 miles and do 200 pull-ups a day to look the way they look...

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Actresses work out too, bud

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Hollywood is sexist, they only write about an actress' fitness negatively. If an actress takes a break between projects and gains any visible weight, she's on every tabloid.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Med School posted:

This show made me realize how much harder it is for men to be sexy as gently caress. Anyone would probably say Vane is a 10 as far as dudes are concerned, and Jessica Kennedy is a 10 as far as girls are concerned, but you never read
Any articles about the girls of the show having to run 13 miles and do 200 pull-ups a day to look the way they look...

Girls don't work out. Clearly you're either born looking like Jessica Kennedy or you look like Rosanne. Right?!

Med School
Feb 27, 2012

Where did you learn how to do that?
I'm just saying I don't think any of the girls on the show work out AS MUCH as Vane (can't remember his name) or Tom Hopper. If you did a behind the scenes thing on the show following all the guys and the girls, the guys probably do about 20% more gym craziness. Can anyone in this thread do 200 pull-ups a day? I sure as hell cant

But it is hosed up some people are born looking like Rosanne....

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Med School posted:

This show made me realize how much harder it is for men to be sexy as gently caress. Anyone would probably say Vane is a 10 as far as dudes are concerned, and Jessica Kennedy is a 10 as far as girls are concerned, but you never read
Any articles about the girls of the show having to run 13 miles and do 200 pull-ups a day to look the way they look...

I'm sorry, but are you really trying to imply that there are unfair body standards in show business, and that men are held to a higher one than women?

This in a day and age where the 'dad body' is unironically described as a good thing?

Excuse me while I laugh uncontrollably.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Orange Devil posted:

They're always wet and packed with fruit (to combat scurvy you see).


True fact, the British navy was the first to discover that adding lemon or lime juice to the rations of lovely rum (aka grog) the sailors received prevented scurvy. Hence the term limeys. Didn't get discovered till about a 100 years after this show though, so really there should be more suffering of nasty diseases to be accurate.

The funny thing is that they eventually hosed up and forgot why exactly they were using a specific fruit and switched to a different one, except it didn't actually help against scurvy so they ended up getting it again.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Med School posted:

I'm just saying I don't think any of the girls on the show work out AS MUCH as Vane (can't remember his name) or Tom Hopper. If you did a behind the scenes thing on the show following all the guys and the girls, the guys probably do about 20% more gym craziness. Can anyone in this thread do 200 pull-ups a day? I sure as hell cant

But it is hosed up some people are born looking like Rosanne....

I'm sure the women do what is considered crazy for a woman to do to keep looking like they are. Also the actor for charles vane has looked like how he looks since shameless which he was on 3-4 years ago. So it's not like hes having to go 300 or spartacus with how much he works out. He probably had to step it up a little bit but not a ton as you are thinking.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Pretty sure MacGowan would be considered attractive to the opposite sex whether or not he worked out, just as I'm sure he worked out as much as he did because writers/producers/directors wanted him to be that buff for the role, not to fit some masculine ideal to be more attractive to women

VagueRant
May 24, 2012
In fairness, John Silver is also unreasonably ripped and so was Woodes Rogers.

There is definitely a valid point to be made about male body standards in media, and no one (that I can see) is saying that discounts similar issues with regards to women.

Med School
Feb 27, 2012

Where did you learn how to do that?
You guys are misunderstanding me. Im not talking about media at all. Im saying that in REALITY I think it would be harder for a man to look like Charles Vane than for a woman to look like Hannah New.

of course media has messed up standards for women. I'm not talking about that at all. I'm saying it's hard as a man to have Billy Bones arms. Who in this thread has Billy Bones arms?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I'd imagine it's easier to get Billy Bones arms when your job affords you the time to do it, and probably provides the best HGH money can buy.

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life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Aphrodite posted:

I'd imagine it's easier to get Billy Bones arms when your job affords you the time to do it, and probably provides the best HGH money can buy.

Or when your job as an actor is requiring you to do it in order to fit your role, because you want to keep your job

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