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I'm really confused how CD has escaped a mod purge and replacement by some FYAD posters for so long.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 06:21 |
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Tiberius Christ posted:everyone one should read the threads on CineD it's a fabulous meltdown I sure learned my lesson about talkin poo poo bout batman v superman I need to talk way more poo poo.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 06:49 |
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why did you get rid of that av it was good
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:02 |
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The Schadenfreude Clock is currently 4 minutes to midnight...
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:22 |
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:why did you get rid of that av it was good I never touched it.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:37 |
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CD is really especially bad when I post in it Just like gbs
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:49 |
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Found the comic they based the movie on,
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 07:59 |
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Young Freud posted:I know Devin Faraci gets a lot of poo poo here, but he posted an article on how the original comic and the 1978 Christopher Reeve Superman was born to reflect the anxieties of their time and assuage them with a superhero that could overcome them and how Snyder kinda killed Superman for this generation with his renditions of a Supes that is overwhelmed by the zeitgeist. Anyway, he included this quote that Synder said during the press tour: Isn't that the premise of the not-grim and probably not-incoherent Pixar superhero movie? edit: The Incredibles, I'm a dope PaletteSwappedNinja fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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PaletteSwappedNinja posted:Isn't that the premise of the not-grim and probably not-incoherent Pixar superhero movie? that was a great movie
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 08:17 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Fucken LMAO he did it. He topped steel he can truly call it an accomplishment.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 08:23 |
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"heroes regulated" was also a plot point of a major marvel arc, and The Watchmen, which he also cribbed the character of dr manhattan from and reskinned as super man. i would be well pleased if somehow snyder gets shitcanned from justice league and they get george miller on it snyder should be freed up to make his passion piece about a rich rapist who blows up low income housing
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 12:53 |
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gender illusionist posted:that was a great movie
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 13:00 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Fucken LMAO Batman v Superman has been out 10 days now, if you compare its domestic box office to Deadpool's first 10 days it had a really great Friday/Saturday and Tuesday but Deadpool actually beat it and made more money on the other seven days. Superman and Batman can't keep up with Deadpool.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 14:09 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Batman v Superman has been out 10 days now, if you compare its domestic box office to Deadpool's first 10 days it had a really great Friday/Saturday and Tuesday but Deadpool actually beat it and made more money on the other seven days. Deadpool is practically an indie film when it comes to comic book movie budgets, and it's a runaway success while BvS may end up losing money when you consider its dropoff in foreign and domestic box office and the expense of the ENORMOUS ad campaign. This is such a wonderful shitshow and I hope Snyder gets his $8,000,000 to direct The Fountainhead, it makes $6,000 at the box office, and then we never hear from him again.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 14:42 |
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When Supermechagodzilla posts his forty thousand word essay on how this movie is actually great and we're just not
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 15:22 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:This is such a wonderful shitshow and I hope Snyder gets his $8,000,000 to direct The Fountainhead, it makes $6,000 at the box office, and then we never hear from him again. Weren't there already a bunch of huge Randian films that bombed terribly? I thought they'd done this already.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 15:29 |
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Weren't there already a bunch of huge Randian films that bombed terribly? I thought they'd done this already. That was Atlas Shrugged. The invisible hand of the free market made the first one bomb, then the second was made cheaper and it bombed. Then the third one turned to kickstarter because an objectivist message film is not financially viable and it can only survive on charity, and it was still a flop even though it was made for pennies. And now, once again, with BvS a libertarian is forced to realize that libertarian beliefs are so disgusting that they can't turn a profit even if you put a coat of Batman paint on it. Suck on that throbbing free market dick, Snyder.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 15:47 |
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Weren't there already a bunch of huge Randian films that bombed terribly? I thought they'd done this already. Well the only way to really get the message out is to hide it in plain sight with a new title and characters with different names and a new setting.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 15:48 |
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Zombie Boat posted:When Supermechagodzilla posts his forty thousand word essay on how this movie is actually great and we're just not SuperMechagodzilla posted:Aight I finally saw this.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 15:53 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:holy poo poo ahahaha I think D&D, Book Barn and CD seem to attract the lion's share of passive aggressive weirdos. Well I guess their angry red letter purchases help keep the lights on at Lowtax's house.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 15:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxBNlcf0AzI
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I haven't seen Sucker Punch when I heard it was all dream sequences I was like "nah" Sucker punch was a movie about female empowerment by a man that loves women. The heroine and other ladies are screwed over by fate and forcibly imprisoned in an insane asylum run by leering rapists. The fight scenes in the trailer, where the women do kick-rear end feminism stuff with cleavage and upskirts everywhere, are only symbolic dream sequences, done during the short time bought from their captors by the heroine doing some erotic dance that literally hypnotizes the men into unconsciousness. At the end, the heroine is lobotomized, just as a bunch of male cops come in and rescue all the women. -- “Who Honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us...and at the same time sings that we'll never die? Who teaches us what's real...and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we'll die to defend? Who chains us...and who holds the key that can set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!” ― Zack Snyder thoughts and prayers fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 16:04 |
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Sucker Punch was also a literal walk through the hero's journey checklist, which is telegraphed and lampshaded the entire way. The downer ending is, I assume, supposed to be the titular Sucker Punch. E: as is the misogyny on display in what is ostensibly a female empowerment film.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 16:10 |
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Dawn of the Dead > Sucker Punch > Watchmen > Owls of Ga'hoole > 300 > Man of Steel Haven't seen BvS yet. Sucker Punch is a mess, but least it's an interesting mess.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 16:12 |
TheWeepingHorse posted:Dawn of the Dead > Sucker Punch > Watchmen > Owls of Ga'hoole > 300 > Man of Steel Please stop giving this rear end in a top hat money.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 16:14 |
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Zack Snyder is a mess, Zack Snyder is a big fat mistake
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 16:18 |
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I liked half of Zach Snyders movies so he's okay in my book
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 16:28 |
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TheWeepingHorse posted:Dawn of the Dead > Sucker Punch > Watchmen > Owls of Ga'hoole > 300 > Man of Steel id put watchmen over sucker punch. im the retard that likes watchmen a lot
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 16:46 |
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Watchmen was okay I thought. The characters were just so stiff
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 16:48 |
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I was going to say "How can Snyder be an Objectivist when Superman continually brings up his class-consciousness in this movie?" and then I remembered that, in BvS, Superman is a dumb idiot who is stupid and whose heroics are filmed like horror scenes.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 16:58 |
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poisonpill posted:I was going to say "How can Snyder be an Objectivist when Superman continually brings up his class-consciousness in this movie?" and then I remembered that, in BvS, Superman is a dumb idiot who is stupid and whose heroics are filmed like horror scenes. i love how snyder's superman is an objectivist ubermensch
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 17:06 |
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A building is on fire and Superman extremely slowly saves one person and leaves the building burning (no super breath or anything super-heroic). People gather around to praise him. A moment later he stands by as hundreds of people are blown up because he didn't want to save the people who were being mean to him by questioning his motives. As the ashes of the dead swirl around him he looks annoyed by them. People gather outside to praise him. Lex kidnaps his mom and says kill Batman or my goons will kill her. Superman agrees because he can't use his super vision, his super hearing, his super strength, or his super speed to just zip over to the warehouse and save mom and come back to Lex in under a second. To add insult to injury, one scene later Batman IS capable of finding her, is capable of fighting the goons, and IS capable of saving her, which Superman couldn't do. So, if you just take what's in this movie, people love and worship a stupid hero that either can never remember he has superpowers, or he refuses to use them because he is an incredibly stupid prick that just enjoys human suffering and death.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 17:41 |
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Zzulu posted:Watchmen was okay I thought. The characters were just so stiff Yeah, Watchmen was the moment I realized he had no idea how people actually behave. The biggest example is the line "well what do you expect, the comedian is dead" Its supposed to be this line that suggested just total emotional and moral exhaustion. This summary of the burdens the characters are feeling. In the movie its delivered as a half-hearted one-liner with all of its emotional weight removed from the performance.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 17:41 |
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welp
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 18:00 |
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I'm kinda interested in if the season 2 of daredevil is affecting how bad this movie is doing. I watched the first three episodes before I watched BvS and it's almost funny how much more I like the people on an internet tv show than a major motion picture in the same genre. A tv show on the internet was able to set up a conflict between two comic book characters and resolve it, with a chance of sequels, better than a movie. I'm working my way through the season now and even this investigation poo poo flows better with the superheroics compared to bvs.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 18:02 |
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Wtf
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 18:10 |
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thanks to whoever recommended the weird elsworlds justice league: gods and monsters cartoon. 20 minutes in and i already find this son-of-zod mexican superman guy more relatable, grounded and likable than frownie sundae superman was after two more feature films
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 18:11 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Yeah, Watchmen was the moment I realized he had no idea how people actually behave. Also giving Sally loving Dr. Manhattan's "it never ends" rejoinder to Veidt's "the end justifies the means" comment.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 18:22 |
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Would it be an improvement if Superman was played by Danny Trejo
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 18:23 |
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lol
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