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this might be true if BvS is the final nail in the coffin of super hero movies, but then batman and supes should be pouring gas on themselves too
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Shinjobi posted:Movie was super clunky trying to work all the Justice League poo poo in, *DRUMS GO WILD, GUITARS WAIL!* KAL DROGO THE MERMAN FLOATS AROUND FOR 30 SECONDS AND STABS AT A CAMERA LIKE A CRAB GUITARS GO CRAZZZZY Are you hyped!? Rutibex posted:this might be true if BvS is the final nail in the coffin of super hero movies, but then batman and supes should be pouring gas on themselves too People who keep saying this are either: A) Trying to be super cool and predict the death of the genre B) Hoping if they say it enough times it'll be true Fact is, a lovely terribly reviewed DC movie is not going to sink the Marvel movies and the death will actually come when Marvel puts out a few pieces of poo poo in a row. Civil War will make all the money most likely while most people saying this will still trying to be holding BvsS as the death of it. PS: People love to keep comparing to Westerns but I should remind people that Westerns were heavily made until the 80s, went through about a 15 year lull and then have started to come back; and they never truly went away. The bubble will burst but the genre, at this point, won't be killed in your lifetime. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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Apr 4, 2016 18:29
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That merman scene was really perplexing.
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Apr 4, 2016 18:31
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I'm an underwater caveman! Technology frightens me! He could have just had a whale swallow the loving thing or whatever.
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Apr 4, 2016 18:33
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its that onion cartoonist kelly. parody of a weird right wing curmudgeon.
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Apr 4, 2016 18:39
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aquaman is the stupidest loving character. really all dc heroes are the stupidest loving character except for batman i guess
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i feel like this is a metaphor for BvS's underwhelming box office results in 10 days
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Apr 4, 2016 18:41
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His bindle should be an entire shipping container hanging from an ibeam.
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EorayMel posted:i feel like this is a metaphor for BvS's underwhelming box office results in 10 days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uKbIkYGsIg
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EorayMel posted:i feel like this is a metaphor for BvS's underwhelming box office results in 10 days So many amazing things here. His Hobo Beard. The hat. His left shoe has fallen apart and he has one tiny patch sewn into his cape.
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Apr 4, 2016 18:54
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I keep seeing these wonderfully bizarre DC covers and I just know the actual comics can't match them.
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Mordja posted:I keep seeing these wonderfully bizarre DC covers and I just know the actual comics can't match them. Golden Age comics were loving hilarious and DC should give up and make a Superdickery movie
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WampaLord posted:So many amazing things here. His Hobo Beard. The hat. His left shoe has fallen apart and he has one tiny patch sewn into his cape.
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Having Supes look like a dick on the cover must have been a running gag.
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If Snyder wanted Supes to destroy Metropolis THIS how he should have done it.
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Supes is too busy loving himself with the nut on top of the hydrant to help.
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Same I tweeted Zack Snyder that picture of jimmy and robin digging their own graves. No response yet.
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Blazing Ownager posted:Fact is, a lovely terribly reviewed DC movie is not going to sink the Marvel movies and the death will actually come when Marvel puts out a few pieces of poo poo in a row. Civil War will make all the money This. Civil War is being made by competent people who understand their characters and their audiences. It will make a shitload of money unless they somehow completely manage to gently caress it up, and I sincerely doubt the Russo brothers decided to spontaneously change Captain America into a bloodthirsty psycho or Iron Man into a beer-bellied drug addicted racist. The Marvel movies aren't exactly great films, and I agree that the comic book trend needs to slow the gently caress down, but loving LOL if you think BvS being a massive piece of poo poo is in any way going to hurt Civil War. e: how can the idea that comic book movies are trending downwards even enter your head after the minor character Deadpool just made a shitzillion dollars and has people begging for a sequel with another minor character and a spinoff movie? The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Apr 4, 2016 |
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I'm really excited for Civil War.
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Even if Batman and Robin "killed" the superhero movie genre, it was not dead for very long, X-Men came like 3 years and was a huge success. I doubt superhero movies will die out anytime soon.
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I find the marvel movies don't take any risks which is why I have become tired of them. At least BvS is different in a way, as was MoS.
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oldpainless posted:I'm really excited for Civil War. same
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Laderhan posted:Even if Batman and Robin "killed" the superhero movie genre, it was not dead for very long, X-Men came like 3 years and was a huge success. I doubt superhero movies will die out anytime soon. Blade was a year later, X-Men was 2 after that, and Spiderman was 1 after that. Then the floodgates opened and it's not going to stop until studios have 6 or 7 flops in a row and audiences almost unanimously quit going. Hell, we still have X-men running strong at 8 films in the franchise and they still haven't technically used their reboot card, which Batman has cashed in 3 times, and Superman and Spiderman have used twice.
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Batman & Robin was a love letter to the goofy 60s Batman and other cheesy schlock and is actually an excellent superhero film. Everyone was just expecting more serious Batman stuff like the previous movies. Joel Schumacher knew what he was doing.  Note that being an excellent superhero film does not necessarily make it a good film.
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VAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS???? THE ICE AGE
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a happy snowman posted:Sucker punch was a movie about female empowerment by a man that loves women. This is easy. If one understands that one is free within one's mind, no mortal shackles can bind you. In the end, it is only the death of the mind that is the death of the self. The self is all that there is. The lobotomy is a Christ allegory, but a secular one. The heroine sacrifices her mind to liberate the bodies of those within. She no longer needs liberation, because she's always been free or...something...something...the flesh is a tawdry distraction and sex is the ultimate weakness of the male, women are his ultimate nemesis, and man desires to lock them away for depraved use.
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Sylink posted:I find the marvel movies don't take any risks which is why I have become tired of them. At least BvS is different in a way, as was MoS. people who use this argument are retarded.
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Groovelord Neato posted:people who use this argument are retarded. Oh come on. Aren't you glad they took a risk with Indiana Jones 4, Die Hard 5, The Godfather part 3, and Terminator Gynosus? Those movies that shook up the formula paid off in spades and were way better than the previous films which stuck to convention.
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Shaocaholica posted:Having Supes look like a dick on the cover must have been a running gag. It was the 1960s version of clickbait, to feature something improbable and/or game-changing and then write it off on page 15
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Oh come on. Aren't you glad they took a risk with Indiana Jones 4, Die Hard 5, The Godfather part 3, and Terminator Gynosus? i am glad about all of those things because they are just movies. also arnold is a t1000 now so thats cool going forward namste
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Lol goddam I love Kelly "You're just a marvel fan boy" is the worst loving complaint. A bad movie is a bad movie, regardless of the retarded "not my superman" poo poo. Hell I'd be happy to see an Affleck batman if the story was good and Jeremy irons hanging around being bitchy
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Tiberius Christ posted:Lol goddam I love Kelly i might have posted this already but my big takeaway from bvs is that were in for a pretty solid batman movie here in a few years
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Tiberius Christ posted:"You're just a marvel fan boy" is the worst loving complaint. Ah yes, that well known group of people that hates Batman: comic book nerds.
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Otisburg posted:thanks to whoever recommended the weird elsworlds justice league: gods and monsters cartoon. You're welcome, don't forget to watch the shorts as well. The Batman one was the best IMO. Zzulu posted:Would it be an improvement if Superman was played by Danny Trejo Yes but only because Danny Trejo improves everything he's in.
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Batman The Brave and the Bold had an amazing Batman Vs Superman episode that even great cutaway gags based on the Superdick covers
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Zach Snyder wants to make adaptations of Ayn Rand novels? 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Ah yes, that well known group of people that hates Batman: comic book nerds. this but unironically
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Immortan posted:Zach Snyder wants to make adaptations of Ayn Rand novels? Every director wants to make his "Pearl Harbor".
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