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sisyphus is rolling a giant hazelnut up a steep milk chocolate mountain. every step he takes he must watch his footing as the delicious, melt-in-your-mouth ground gives slightly beneath his feet. look - he has nearly lost control - at the last moment, he wedges himself between the mountain and the nut again, sweat dripping from his brow. this scenario will play out over and over again, endlessly, across the tapestry of time, pausing only momentarily for him to lose his grip at last, and the hazelnut to roll alllll the way down the mountain again, snowballing chocolate as it goes, finally hitting the thin wafer ground. he must begin again. what does it all mean? the delicious taste of Ferrero Rocher!
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Apr 3, 2016 07:38
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lol
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Apr 3, 2016 07:58
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Apr 3, 2016 13:29
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One day nearer spring
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priest: we are gathered here today to celebrate the life and work of tony, the world's fattest man
widow: *sobs*
priest: in accordance with tony's last will and testament i would like you to look beneath your pews, you will find the remainder of tony's fortune, spent entirely on candy bars
widow: *sobs louder*
mother: the crumbly chocolate of this Flake bar reminds me of the impermanence of life
best friend: (eating four Picnic bars at once) it's what he would've wanted
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Apr 3, 2016 15:00
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Apr 3, 2016 15:51
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Ah, the chocolate orange! I knew it, Horatio: a candy of infinite zest, of most excellent fancy: it hath melted in my mouth a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hangs that foil that I have unwrapped I know not how oft.
*eats the last piece*
Where be your sugar now? your orange extract? your xanthan gum? your natural and artificial flavors, that were wont to bulge the Christmas stocking overfill'd?
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Apr 3, 2016 16:07
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"ma'm, we've found your son. would you like the good news or the bad news first?"
"the...the good news?"
"the good news is that augustus flavored chocolate coated gloop doesn't taste nearly as bad as I thought it would."
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Apr 3, 2016 16:32
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One day nearer spring
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henry was devastated at the loss of his wife, finding her body laying in the parlor one night, a delicious hershey's chocolate bar still nestled into her hands, he loosened the chocolaty delight from her rigor mortis grip only to find out she had already eaten most it. henry let out a defeated sigh, "gotta get more hershey's..."
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Apr 3, 2016 17:27
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henry was devastated at the loss of his wife, finding her body laying in the parlor one night, a delicious hershey's chocolate bar still nestled into her hands, he loosened the chocolaty delight from her rigor mortis grip only to find out she had already eaten most it. henry let out a defeated sigh, "gotta get more hershey's..."
onlookers rolled their eyes, and to this day that bar is called "Oh, Henry!"
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Apr 3, 2016 17:44
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Ah, the chocolate orange! I knew it, Horatio: a candy of infinite zest, of most excellent fancy: it hath melted in my mouth a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hangs that foil that I have unwrapped I know not how oft.
*eats the last piece*
Where be your sugar now? your orange extract? your xanthan gum? your natural and artificial flavors, that were wont to bulge the Christmas stocking overfill'd?
"ma'm, we've found your son. would you like the good news or the bad news first?"
"the...the good news?"
"the good news is that augustus flavored chocolate coated gloop doesn't taste nearly as bad as I thought it would."
henry was devastated at the loss of his wife, finding her body laying in the parlor one night, a delicious hershey's chocolate bar still nestled into her hands, he loosened the chocolaty delight from her rigor mortis grip only to find out she had already eaten most it. henry let out a defeated sigh, "gotta get more hershey's..."
onlookers rolled their eyes, and to this day that bar is called "Oh, Henry!"
lolling at all of these
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Apr 3, 2016 18:47
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onlookers rolled their eyes, and to this day that bar is called "Oh, Henry!"
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Apr 3, 2016 22:59
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Apr 5, 2016 14:28
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Apr 5, 2016 15:04
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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this is considered bullying in the diabetic culture
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Apr 5, 2016 17:25
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Apr 5, 2016 19:13
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thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Apr 5, 2016 21:26
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