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CannonFodder posted:I vote the MTA has a special Spider-Man clause where if the person in the spandex can climb across the roof to cross the turnstiles then they are either the real Spider-Man or someone who spent way too much money to figure it out and thus likely a future super villain so just let them through. Every time I see that page I cannot stop laughing at how the Wilford Brimley lookalike next to Jameson is giving him a wonderful  and the  guy on the other side.
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Terrible Horse posted:Imagining Peter living with Frank and Estelle Costanza is both improving and ruining Spider-Man for me "Festivus isn't over until you pin me, Peter!" "Uncle Ben, please..."
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TwoPair posted:"Festivus isn't over until you pin me, Peter!" "Why do you spend your time swinging around, like a crazy person? Why don't you get a NICE JOB?" "Ma, I'm fine, I'm working!" "Oh, big shot photographer...."
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Terrible Horse posted:Imagining Peter living with Frank and Estelle Costanza is both improving and ruining Spider-Man for me
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Potato Jones posted:Say to yourself, in the best midday-TV Queens accent you can muster, the name "Doctor Octopus". I just spent way too long trying to do this, and I kept landing a lot closer to Boston than Queens. Not complaining, I just wanted everyone to now try and say "Doctor Octopus" in a Boston accent too.
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From Incorruptible. Plutonian got punched stupid. 
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The_Other posted:That's actually from She-Hulk Vol1 Issue 4. She- Hulk's partner is representing Spider-Man pro bono in a lawsuit against JJJ for libel. Spider-Man would have won too but the lawyer decided to include Peter Parker in the lawsuit and Spider-Man ended up settling. Settling by demanding Jameson and Parker hand out public apology flyers in stupid costumes.
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The_Other posted:That's actually from She-Hulk Vol1 Issue 4. She- Hulk's partner is representing Spider-Man pro bono in a lawsuit against JJJ for libel. Spider-Man would have won too but the lawyer decided to include Peter Parker in the lawsuit and Spider-Man ended up settling. The proper takeaway here is that, in spite of She-Hulk calling him a "great lawyer," Pug is in fact a lovely lawyer.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:The proper takeaway here is that, in spite of She-Hulk calling him a "great lawyer," Pug is in fact a lovely lawyer. That's right, and I'd say he's guilty of serious malpractice— and possibly a breach of professional ethics depending on New York's rules— by naming a defendant that the client doesn't want to sue.
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We need a daredevil book with Peter Parker hiring Matt Murdock to sue She-Hulk's firm for malpractice. Then the case falls through because Spider-Man is the star witness, and Matt wants Peter there when they cross-examine him. 
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Captain Bravo posted:We need a daredevil book with Peter Parker hiring Matt Murdock to sue She-Hulk's firm for malpractice. Then the case falls through because Spider-Man is the star witness, and Matt wants Peter there when they cross-examine him. Oh come on, everybody knows it would end up with daredevil fighting spider-man because
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Ok so now I don't know what's funnier, reading all of Spider-Man's dialogue in a super exaggerated Queens brogue or in George Costanza's voice.
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You know, under Mark Waid's run, I could see it actually becoming 'Trial of the Century'. With a packed court room full of unrelated parties who managed to weasel themselves in. All because since Matt Murdock is obviously Daredevil, it's defiantly going to result in Spidey and DD in fisticuffs.
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SomeJazzyRat posted:You know, under Mark Waid's run, I could see it actually becoming 'Trial of the Century'. With a packed court room full of unrelated parties who managed to weasel themselves in. All because since Matt Murdock is obviously Daredevil, it's defiantly going to result in Spidey and DD in fisticuffs. JJJ orders Peter to attend to take photos of this inevitable villainous assault.
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Julet Esqu posted:The Amazing Spider-Man Newspaper Spider-Man continues to be the best Spider-Man.
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SomeJazzyRat posted:You know, under Mark Waid's run, I could see it actually becoming 'Trial of the Century'. With a packed court room full of unrelated parties who managed to weasel themselves in. All because since Matt Murdock is obviously Daredevil, it's defiantly going to result in Spidey and DD in fisticuffs. Best case scenario, Parker and Murdock get pissed at each other and have a fistfight in the courtroom. Both of them pissed off enough to swing, but retaining enough self-control to not go nuts and spoil their identities. Parker ends up being reviled for beating the poo poo out of a blind dude.
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McCloud posted:This implies Batmans better is a man with the IQ of a guacamole Bruce once thought he should be on the front lines against a possessed Guardian. So the answer is, no he didn't figure it out yet, and it'll be a Grand Realization when Bats learns what others/betters (Hal) tried to tell him earlier? MisterBibs fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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MisterBibs posted:Bruce once thought he should be on the front lines against a possessed Guardian. So the answer is, no he didn't figure it out yet, and it'll be a Grand Realization when Bats learns what others/betters (Hal) tried to tell him earlier?        
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If the ring can do everything by itself, why do they even need Hal Jordan?
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SynthOrange posted:Newspaper Spider-Man continues to be the best Spider-Man. I hope this dude gets defeated by Kamala Khan roasting his instragram in the comments.
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prefect posted:If the ring can do everything by itself, why do they even need Hal Jordan? To sign the checks. 
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My takeaway on this is that Hal needs to wear one of those neat padded helmets when not being supervised.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:My takeaway on this is that Hal needs to wear one of those neat padded helmets when not being supervised.  
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prefect posted:If the ring can do everything by itself, why do they even need Hal Jordan?
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SomeJazzyRat posted:You know, under Mark Waid's run, I could see it actually becoming 'Trial of the Century'. With a packed court room full of unrelated parties who managed to weasel themselves in. All because since Matt Murdock is obviously Daredevil, it's defiantly going to result in Spidey and DD in fisticuffs. In a Brand New Day story Spider-man was prosecuted for a theft. The incident being caught on CCTV. the end Matt Murdoch beat the charge by having a load of different heroes (Iron Fist, Night crawler, Shang Chi, Arăna) go to court dressed as Spider-man to establish that anyone could have dressed up as Spider-man and robbed that place. It was called the Spartacus Gambit. I say that would happen again. Only with heroes dressed as Spider-man and Daredevil brawl while Peter Parker and Matt Murdoch look on.
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The Question IRL posted:In a Brand New Day story Spider-man was prosecuted for a theft. The incident being caught on CCTV. Kaine vs. Iron Fist. FIGHT!
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"Your honor. Do you know about the concept of CLONES?" "We are not bringing that poo poo into my courtroom Mr. Murdock." "But it's relevant to the case!" "Then the case is DISMISSED because I am not putting up with Clone Sagas in MY courtroom."
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I will never get tired of seeing panels of Hal being an utter gently caress-up. I know Kyle has his share of moments like this, but has John ever majorly screwed up due to his own incompetence?
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Who What Now posted:I will never get tired of seeing panels of Hal being an utter gently caress-up. Ask the residents of Xanshi
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Guy is probably the most stable and competent human green lantern. Think about that.
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Lack of fear is either bravery or stupidity. Lantern rings know which one is easier to find.
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Serious Frolicking posted:Guy is probably the most stable and competent human green lantern. Think about that.  (JLI. natch.)
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ImpAtom posted:
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That is my point, yeah.
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Who What Now posted:I will never get tired of seeing panels of Hal being an utter gently caress-up. I know they've all been posted before but I'm still putting my favorite one again. 
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Serious Frolicking posted:That is my point, yeah. The most well-trained fighter on the planet knocked Guy out, a can of corn once knocked Hal out.
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SirDan3k posted:The most well-trained fighter on the planet knocked Guy out, a can of corn once knocked Hal out. To be fair it was yellow corn.
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SirDan3k posted:The most well-trained fighter on the planet knocked Guy out, a can of corn once knocked Hal out. Guy Gardner, canonically, was once trapped inside a giant banana billboard by the Royal Flush gang.
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ImpAtom posted:Guy Gardner, canonically, was once trapped inside a giant banana billboard by the Royal Flush gang. Hal Jordan was better at traps.  
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ImpAtom posted:"Your honor. Do you know about the concept of CLONES?" "We are not bringing that poo poo into my courtroom Mr. Murdock." "But it's relevant to the case!" "Then the case is DISMISSED because I am not putting up with Clone Sagas in MY courtroom." A multi month part of the Clone Saga took place in a court room and Peter intended to resolve things by revealing the existence of his clones.
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