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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

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Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!
Can't tell if its alive or stuffed like a throw pillow.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Captainsalami posted:

Can't tell if its alive or stuffed like a throw pillow.

It's this raccoon: https://www.instagram.com/meeka_the_raccoon/

Also here are some others from the #raccoonsofinstagram tag, not all are purely raccoon-centric and I only looked at the first page of each so your mileage may vary

https://www.instagram.com/raccoon.scarlett/
https://www.instagram.com/scootertheraccoon/
https://www.instagram.com/pumpkintheraccoon/
https://www.instagram.com/nicknleigh/
https://www.instagram.com/cas_sooki_raccoons/
https://www.instagram.com/banditas_gold/
https://www.instagram.com/coxyjen/
https://www.instagram.com/therealnightlinger/
https://www.instagram.com/cody_raccoon/
https://www.instagram.com/stanleighandfriends/
https://www.instagram.com/momentsofintimacy/

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

:catstare:



Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

reach for the stars

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!


Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###

Jesus, this is cracking me up. The look on his face is priceless.


Here is a sleepy raccoon:
http://youtu.be/ZJV0pU_zks8

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
I like this raccoon-man.



Commercial it is from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFFatUJPDUk

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

I would like to share some coatimundis.

They're the Central / South American cousins of the Wash Bear, and they're goddamn adorable.


Look at that face. Look at it.


Poofy raccoon tail? HLEL YES SON.


Aaaaah gently caress I want to snuggle that little bastard.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Hyperfat domesticated raccoons make me sad. Should they?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


hiddenriverninja posted:

Hyperfat domesticated raccoons make me sad. Should they?





You can actually find many hyperfats in the wild, as well

We call them wildfats

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Raccoons have a tendency to become enormously fat fat fat FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

Also here are some Instagram videos of raccoons being TICKLED

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCy1J7XvWE_/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCDcypjvWMF/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCDceYSPWLW/

WOW

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBgAwkEPWGj/

RACCOON CARRY-BAG VERY CONVENIENT

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

hiddenriverninja posted:

Hyperfat domesticated raccoons make me sad. Should they?

Yeah, they are unhealthy. Raccoons can get real fat in the wild too because food is pretty easy to find in the city and they'll gorge on it, but if you've got a raccoon in your home you can presumably control its diet a lot more.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

corn in the bible posted:

Yeah, they are unhealthy. Raccoons can get real fat in the wild too because food is pretty easy to find in the city and they'll gorge on it, but if you've got a raccoon in your home you can presumably control its diet a lot more.

I feel like you might be underestimating how hard it is to secure food against a raccoon that's already in your house. :v:

VVV ;)

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 20:20 on Apr 6, 2016

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
if you can't secure your food and keep your pet healthy don't own a pet

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






You're now aware that trash bears come in blonde.

Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###

Six-Of-Hearts posted:



You're now aware that trash bears come in blonde.

It looks like a possum and a fox had a baby and it got fat. It's adorable.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Pray for Mojo.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

:scotland: welcomes our new immigrants

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I think you'll find they will be a delightful addition to your wonderful country. Cheers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoLYJ3HjBg

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!


:eyepop:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I'm the favourite raccoon

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Why haven't you gotten a blue raccoon icon yet like that bird person

Shameful

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle






cash crab posted:

I'm the favourite raccoon

Congratulations! Or...goondolences? I'm not really sure what the correct etiquette is in this situation.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


^^: THANK. I was very flattered to be asked. I get to tell people to stop talking now!

I live in the cover of darkness, consuming garbage.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Please do us all a favor and put raccoon images from this thread in your probation text

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

cash crab posted:

I live in the cover of darkness, consuming garbage.

Are you really Guy Fieri?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Our goal is to have PYF become the first Something Awful subforum staffed entirely by animals.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
What an odd thing to lie about

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Our goal is to have PYF become the first Something Awful subforum staffed entirely by animals.

:kimchi: Together, we can open garbage cans and also take all the keys of people's Macbooks.

I can't figure out how to find the post I'm thinking of, but there's a post on Tumblr where some woman left her window open and a bird stole all her keyboard keys. When I find it, I'll post it to the Cute thread.

e:

cash crab has a new favorite as of 02:41 on Apr 7, 2016

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
So that's where raccoons come from

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

goose fleet posted:

So that's where raccoons come from

I was at work, and CRASH CRAB came up on the local news.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Our goal is to have PYF become the first Something Awful subforum staffed entirely by animals.

I'm down with this

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Bina posted:

I was at work, and CRASH CRAB came up on the local news.



I love how you can detect the writer's intense glee at the prospect of using so many puns.

Fart Jockey
Aug 13, 2010
Was inspired to draw this because of this thread, and my town having the raddest, most thieviest raccoons.

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

Fart Jockey posted:

Was inspired to draw this because of this thread, and my town having the raddest, most thieviest raccoons.


Love it. Put it on a tshirt.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Fart Jockey posted:

Was inspired to draw this because of this thread, and my town having the raddest, most thieviest raccoons.


Why isn't he wearing a Jay's hat? HUH?

But yes, our raccoons are the best. We even have a theme song for them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEkSzcGIfW0

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Fart Jockey posted:

Was inspired to draw this because of this thread, and my town having the raddest, most thieviest raccoons.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:kimchi: THIS IS SO PERFECT

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
VERY fat

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
http://nautil.us/issue/34/adaptation/the-intelligent-life-of-the-city-raccoon-rp

A valuable contribution in the field of raccoon journalism.

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