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Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Obama's America

Edit: I thought this was funny pictures, this post deserves to be my first probation, it is terrible.

Here is a video to have Mercy, it's Obama roasting Trump from 5 years ago but it's nice to see Donald's lack of self deprecation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4

Sinners Sandwich fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Apr 6, 2016

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
CC had a Trump roast too, Anthony Jeselnik was particularly brutal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4SAPzG6Qj8&t=254s

unfortunately they took down the full video in higher quality but it's good enough.

bad news bareback
Jan 16, 2009

:jackbud:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXYzgTLoQjY

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?




Turns out that this gentleman (Otto Skorzeny, legendary Waffen-SS officer and reputedly Hitler's "favourite soldier") started working for the Mossad in 1962, where he was complicit in the assassination of German scientist Heinz Krug as well as letter-bombing five Egyptians to death - all of them worked for the Egyptian missile programme. Why he did this is unknown, possibly as part of a deal where his work would get him stricken off the Nazi war criminals list. At one point Skorzeny even visited Yad Vashem, where another visitor of the museum recognised him so that his Mossad handler had to defuse the situation by claiming that he was a relative of his who had survived the Holocaust himself. When Skorzeny died in Spain in 1975, his ashes were buried in Vienna. His former handler attended the funeral, amongst dozens of "old comrades" who didn't hesitate to see Skorzeny off by giving the urn the Hitler salute. You couldn't make this story up if you tried.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

System Metternich posted:



Turns out that this gentleman (Otto Skorzeny, legendary Waffen-SS officer and reputedly Hitler's "favourite soldier") started working for the Mossad in 1962, where he was complicit in the assassination of German scientist Heinz Krug as well as letter-bombing five Egyptians to death - all of them worked for the Egyptian missile programme. Why he did this is unknown, possibly as part of a deal where his work would get him stricken off the Nazi war criminals list. At one point Skorzeny even visited Yad Vashem, where another visitor of the museum recognised him so that his Mossad handler had to defuse the situation by claiming that he was a relative of his who had survived the Holocaust himself. When Skorzeny died in Spain in 1975, his ashes were buried in Vienna. His former handler attended the funeral, amongst dozens of "old comrades" who didn't hesitate to see Skorzeny off by giving the urn the Hitler salute. You couldn't make this story up if you tried.

Skorzeny also rescued Mussolini from the ski resort in the Apennines where the former dictator was being held by hang-gliding to the resort with a team of stormtroopers and convincing the guards to surrender without firing a shot

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


System Metternich posted:



Turns out that this gentleman (Otto Skorzeny, legendary Waffen-SS officer and reputedly Hitler's "favourite soldier") started working for the Mossad in 1962, where he was complicit in the assassination of German scientist Heinz Krug as well as letter-bombing five Egyptians to death - all of them worked for the Egyptian missile programme. Why he did this is unknown, possibly as part of a deal where his work would get him stricken off the Nazi war criminals list. At one point Skorzeny even visited Yad Vashem, where another visitor of the museum recognised him so that his Mossad handler had to defuse the situation by claiming that he was a relative of his who had survived the Holocaust himself. When Skorzeny died in Spain in 1975, his ashes were buried in Vienna. His former handler attended the funeral, amongst dozens of "old comrades" who didn't hesitate to see Skorzeny off by giving the urn the Hitler salute. You couldn't make this story up if you tried.



Klaus Barbie was a Gestapo captain who became famous as the "Butcher of Lyon" for personally torturing prisoners including women and children.

After the war he was picked up US intelligence services and they helped him escape to South America even after the French asked for him to be turned over.

Details are sketchy for obvious reasons but its believed he helped the CIA capture Che Guevera and orchestrate an other throw of the Bolivian government in 1980.

Intelligence services had a really bad habit of hiring Nazis after WWII.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nazis were basically like a real life Suicide Squad

there's your tie-in, DC

you're welcome

Ritz On Toppa Ritz
Oct 14, 2006

You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Intelligence services had a really bad habit of hiring Nazis after WWII.

Who better to do your dirty work?

poo poo, NASA wouldn't exist without Nazi scientists.

edit:Still pretty unsettling I will admit

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Cracker King posted:

Who better to do your dirty work?

poo poo, NASA wouldn't exist without Nazi scientists.

edit:Still pretty unsettling I will admit

Though, if you were in Germany 1934-1945 you basically had to be a Party member to get government support for stuff.

The first photo of Earth from space, taken by a camera onboard a V-2 rocket launched from White Sands in 1946.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


american companies and financiers were gladly trading and making money off the nazis

BarkingSquirrel
Sep 12, 2008

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SliXauB56s

StickySweater
Feb 7, 2008

JFairfax posted:

american companies and financiers were gladly trading and making money off the nazis

Up to and even after the war began.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescott_Bush

Which makes this even funnier: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeb-bush-on-killing-baby-hitler_us_5640e1b6e4b0411d3071da54

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


Cracker King posted:

poo poo, NASA wouldn't exist without Nazi scientists.

edit:Still pretty unsettling I will admit
To quote my dad, "gently caress that loving nazi von Braun".

Goddard did far more for developing the foundations of modern rocketry, and he did without using literal concentration camp prisoners as slave labor.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


C.M. Kruger posted:

Though, if you were in Germany 1934-1945 you basically had to be a Party member to get government support for stuff.

The first photo of Earth from space, taken by a camera onboard a V-2 rocket launched from White Sands in 1946.




Thats the excuse people like Von Braun used to justify being party members. As it turns out all that relies what he told us and at the very least he lied when he claimed to join the Nazis in 1939 when he actually joined in 1937.

The V2 rocket was built with slave labor which he claimed to find abhorrent, but testimony from surviving prisoners is pretty damning. They claim he ordered beatings and punishments and even went to concentration camps to pick new slaves.

Everyone was willing to overlook some pretty horrendous stuff to get the upper hand against the communists/capitalists.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peteraldhous/spies-in-the-skies
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/717817071615229957/photo/1
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/717817943145521153

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Asimo posted:

To quote my dad, "gently caress that loving nazi von Braun".

Goddard did far more for developing the foundations of modern rocketry, and he did without using literal concentration camp prisoners as slave labor.



If he's so great then why doesn't he have a catchy song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDEsGZLbio

Nah, Goddard was a cool guy, but you can't discount von Braun's contributions to the field, even if he was morally suspect.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


"Morally suspect" is perhaps a diplomatic way of putting it, I guess.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Asimo posted:

"Morally suspect" is perhaps a diplomatic way of putting it, I guess.



I am nothing if not diplomatic.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Simple landscape hitler looks so chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6JJr3xn5J4

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Police Officer body slams 12 year old girl to the ground at a Middle School.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__GRdC_J_ng

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Cracker King posted:

Who better to do your dirty work?

basically anyone. nazi dudes picked up by the cia performed with about the quality and loyalty as you would expect from a bunch of fuckup fascists too limp dicked to muster the common decency to kill themselves.



Klaus Barbie, one of various nazis the CIA attempted to make use of in Operation Bloodstone, which was meant to start anti-marxist movements in Germany. It went poorly, although he didn't get his comeuppance until the 80's.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Hollismason posted:

Police Officer body slams 12 year old girl to the ground at a Middle School.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__GRdC_J_ng

Wow, she got owned.

Cheese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvG9XDtjv4

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Yes whyever would anyone circle around the area literally 8 miles from an airport

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

zeroprime
Mar 25, 2006

Words go here.

Fun Shoe

Buzkashi posted:

Yes whyever would anyone circle around the area literally 8 miles from an airport



Those are the flight paths of FBI surveillance planes, you goober. The link was right there in the post.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

lol kroll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YCOT5LasKc

Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Buzkashi posted:

Yes whyever would anyone circle around the area literally 8 miles from an airport



Tell me why a plane would circle around the area literally 8 miles from an airport

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



I'm curious how he purports that millions of people would die without Christianity. Abortion?

What a loving idiot.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
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Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

LeeMajors posted:

I'm curious how he purports that millions of people would die without Christianity. Abortion?

I assume he's talking about the work done by Christian charity organisations. But then Muslim charities exist, so I don't know what he's on about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76ohvqwsNkk

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Buzkashi posted:

Yes whyever would anyone circle around the area literally 8 miles from an airport



Intel agency plant spotted.

https://youtu.be/Ru45LY5HdDM

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

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Feb 4, 2007

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D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


Radiohead sucks.

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