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I had a coworker (marine vet) who would jerk off and try nail the field mice in his base at night while wearing night vision goggles. Seems complicated but I've never been there.
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LingcodKilla posted:I had a coworker (marine vet) who would jerk off and try nail the field mice in his base at night while wearing night vision goggles. sounds like good training hooah
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Apr 3, 2016 06:37
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DownByTheWooter posted:Isn't Abq the police department with the Feds in their rear end for shooting people all the god drat time, too? Hahaha I'm pretty sure that came about from that sick gopro video from the end of an M4 clone lighting up some homeless dude. They also have a couple of smoking hot broads working there. And back to WWII idiot stories: The only real story my granddad every told was about his time in infantry right after the invasion. He and a buddy got separated from their squad, and wandered through the night until they found an American AAA unit. They chilled with them and were in the middle of eating when a P-47 flew overhead in a close dogfight with an Fw-190 (he was always an airplane guy, with his own T-6). He said the AAA guys started lighting up the sky, and accidentally shot down the P-47. The guy parachuted out, and a little while later came up to them screaming. He maintained, for 60 years, he had never seen a human being as angry as that pilot that day. Can't say I blame him.
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Apr 3, 2016 06:40
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How does that German WWII joke go? Field identification if aircraft: if they're shooting at us, they're British. If they're shooting at everyone, they're American. And if they're invisible, that's one of ours
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Apr 3, 2016 16:55
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proof that ada has always been full of dumb fucks
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Apr 3, 2016 17:26
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canyoneer posted:How does that German WWII joke go? Field identification if aircraft: if they're shooting at us, they're British. If they're shooting at everyone, they're American. And if they're invisible, that's one of ours It works for if you come across an unidentified company of infantry as well. If you come across a group that you can't identify, fire a warning shot and gauge what you get in return. If it's a withering barrage of accurate rifle fire, it's Brits. If it's a withering shredding of machine gun fire, it's Germans. If you get nothing, retreat, because it's Americans and they're about to pound you with artillery.
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Apr 3, 2016 17:34
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canyoneer posted:http://jezebel.com/woman-who-commissioned-ghost-photos-with-dead-daughte-1768422467 There is a reason that even in a nation that hanged their last murderer in the late 60's, then had the high court determine that executions were unconstitutional in the early 70's, that you can still be executed for poo poo like that in the military. Effectively, it is automatically commuted to detention at the pleasure of Her Majesty, but still. Sometimes people desperately require a good hanging. Spacman fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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Apr 5, 2016 16:38
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Spacman posted:There is a reason that even in a nation that hanged their last murderer in the late 60's, then had the high court determine that executions were unconstitutional in the early 70's, that you can still be executed for poo poo like that in the military. Dig up Albert Pierrepoint. He'd come back from the dead for this.
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Apr 5, 2016 19:21
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canyoneer posted:How does that German WWII joke go? Field identification if aircraft: if they're shooting at us, they're British. If they're shooting at everyone, they're American. And if they're invisible, that's one of ours Variation was: If an aircraft is camouflaged, they're British. If an aircraft is silver, they're American. If they're invisible, that's one of ours.
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Apr 6, 2016 15:17
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Dig up Albert Pierrepoint. He'd come back from the dead for this. Pierrepoint is a great example. He realised that capital punishment was totally useless in the late 30's, kept doing it during the early '40's then, at the request of the home office, hung a fuckload of nazis because they were nazis. Then after hanging a fuckload of nazis quit the list. The dude realised capital punishment was poo poo and wanted out but realised some fuckers need to hang. e: There is a highly modified version of his hanging activities in movie form: Pierreoint the last hangman out there. Fucker hangs nazis by the bushel for days. Ohhhh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1lqYoBS5kQ Youtube Spacman fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Apr 6, 2016 |
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Apr 6, 2016 16:30
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Frosted Flake posted:Variation was: If an aircraft is camouflaged, they're British. If an aircraft is silver, they're American. If they're invisible, that's one of ours. I don't get the invisibility bit. Are they saying they had no air support or that they had the best planes?
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Apr 6, 2016 21:49
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No air support
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Kawasaki Nun posted:I don't get the invisibility bit. Are they saying they had no air support or that they had the best planes? By the late stages of the war the Allies had pretty much destroyed the German air force, and had total air superiority over Europe.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:I don't get the invisibility bit. Are they saying they had no air support or that they had the best planes? Read primary source German descriptions of what happened at the battle of the bulge during withdrawl under constant attack aircraft harrassment. Then realise that the AH-64 and the A-10 were developed from their initial engeneering drawings with that situation in mind in the Fulda Gap... Spacman fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Apr 7, 2016 |
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Apr 7, 2016 16:22
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LingcodKilla posted:I had a coworker (marine vet) who would jerk off and try nail the field mice in his base at night while wearing night vision goggles.
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Thump! posted:It works for if you come across an unidentified company of infantry as well. If you come across a group that you can't identify, fire a warning shot and gauge what you get in return. If it's a withering barrage of accurate rifle fire, it's Brits. If it's a withering shredding of machine gun fire, it's Germans. If you get nothing, retreat, because it's Americans and they're about to pound you with artillery. and if it's a withering barrage of accurate rifle fire, then afterwards you find somebody has stolen all your equipment, it was Australians
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Holy poo poo, Caro lives https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...e1a3_story.html Washington Post posted:The Syrian government has freed an American freelance photographer who was abducted after traveling to the country in 2012, according to two U.S. officials.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:17
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It's amazing how news about Caro actually fits in so many threads.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:18
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who is Caro? Just a journalist that was like "Gonna go cover this here war!"?
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Apr 8, 2016 16:21
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Holy loving poo poo
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Soulex posted:who is Caro? Replace "journalist" with "guy with a camera who honestly believed the CIA was after him."
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Apr 8, 2016 16:23
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Godholio posted:Replace "journalist" with "guy with a camera who honestly believed the CIA was after him and that he should perform untrained battlefield surgery in Libya and Syria."
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Apr 8, 2016 16:25
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Soulex posted:who is Caro? Okay so. Caro was a regular here on the forums or a long while before his 'Death Camp' issue happened. He regularly came walking into the Cop and Milthreads claiming that the people in them were agents of the CIA and that they were out to get him and also that he knew the deep secrets of reality and how the government conspiracies worked. Standard paranoid schizophrenic stuff. Eventually, once the war in Syria and Libya kicked off, he decided he was going to go off and be a 'journalist' and 'medic' and 'sniper' only he vanished. We all figured he'd been dumped in a mass grave somewhere. Guess not.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:28
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Godholio posted:Replace "journalist" with "guy with a camera who honestly believed the CIA was after him." Haha what the fyou ck
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Apr 8, 2016 16:28
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Phuzzy posted:Okay so.  wow. That's uh... Wow
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Apr 8, 2016 16:29
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It's worth mentioning that he went to Libya, returned successfully (I believe he made the news while there), then decided to go to Syria.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:31
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Phuzzy posted:Okay so. also he hated shep most of all and he would PM people unabomber messages that were insanely long and insane
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Apr 8, 2016 16:34
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His hatred of shep was what reminded us all that even with the darkness in his mind, he was still human
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:also he hated shep most of all Oh right he also  ed for a fightfight with Shep but vanished before it happened.
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I think one of the mods had a friend or some poo poo who claims to have seen him in a Syrian death prion begging people to kill him and I never believed it.
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Dillbag posted:I think one of the mods had a friend or some poo poo who claims to have seen him in a Syrian death prion begging people to kill him and I never believed it. That wasn't a mod friend, that was a dude who got away from there and was debriefed, IIRC.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:51
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youtube screwing up This was his user id user/orac22/videos
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Apr 8, 2016 17:42
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Its good to see that being an American still means something!
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Apr 8, 2016 18:10
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Godholio posted:It's worth mentioning that he went to Libya, returned successfully (I believe he made the news while there), then decided to go to Syria. Basically, John Rambo
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Apr 8, 2016 22:37
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The Czech Republic, not just good for porn.
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Apr 8, 2016 23:06
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princecoo posted:and if it's a withering barrage of accurate rifle fire, then afterwards you find somebody has stolen all your equipment, it was Australians My wife's grandfather was court-martialled just before VJ day for stealing bedsheets from the RAN ship his army unit was hitching a ride on. The full colonel in charge of the trial gave him and his mates some extra PT even though the charge could have carried a sentence of execution, with the rationale of "there's a war on and we need all the men we can get". The story goes that they were doing jumping jacks when word came that the bombs had gone down and the Rising Sun had gone tits-up. Also loving amazed that Caro lives. I assumed his remains would have been exhumed as part of war crimes investigations sometime in the 2030s.
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Keep in mind that like, half of the offences in the UCMJ have a maximum penalty of death or life imprisonment anyway. It just means that the judging official or whatever they're called gets to pick the sentence.
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Casimir Radon posted:The Czech Republic, not just good for porn. Thank u for your cervix.
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Larry Parrish posted:Keep in mind that like, half of the offences in the UCMJ have a maximum penalty of death or life imprisonment anyway. It just means that the judging official or whatever they're called gets to pick the sentence. depends on who is presiding
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Watch Caro get arrested after he returns for fighting for another country or some such.
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