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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



:dogbutton:

e. my guess is that this is an Asian person who asked for a stylized tattoo of an eight-letter English word for life or vitality or "the thing which gives life to a babby" or some poo poo.

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
The fact that it's over bruise colors makes me think she had an exceptionally rough labor.

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

Please let this be the name of her baby.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


moerketid posted:

Please let this be the name of her baby.

Placenta would be a weird name for a baby.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Kwyndig posted:

Placenta would be a weird name for a baby.

I don't know. I totally know this guy whose aunt was a neonatal nurse and she said some woman named her twins Oranjello and Lemonjello, no poo poo.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Kwyndig posted:

Placenta would be a weird name for a baby.

It's cuz she's so placid :)



Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I don't know. I totally know this guy whose aunt was a neonatal nurse and she said some woman named her twins Oranjello and Lemonjello, no poo poo.

Lmao omg roflmao LOL! Can you believe that!!!! Lol!

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I don't know. I totally know this guy whose aunt was a neonatal nurse and she said some woman named her twins Oranjello and Lemonjello, no poo poo.

If this was the PYF Stupid Names thread, you would have been run out with pitchforks the second you posted this.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I don't think he was serious.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I don't think he was serious.

:ssh: I wasn't.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
:shobon:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

:buddy:

e: Who here likes 90s boy bands!



















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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
What, they couldn't afford the 5th one?

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

... alright.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

:buddy:

e: Who here likes 90s boy bands!

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Holy poo poo. Even for horrible portrait tattoos, that is a HORRIBLE portrait tattoo.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

hyperhazard posted:

What, they couldn't afford the 5th one?

Iirc the tall dude left for a while but recently came back, I guess she needs a touch up

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Haaa a lovely boy band AND a lovely show all in one tattoo! Delightful.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

:golfclap:

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

CommonShore posted:

:dogbutton:

e. my guess is that this is an Asian person who asked for a stylized tattoo of an eight-letter English word for life or vitality or "the thing which gives life to a babby" or some poo poo.

No, it's a homebirth midwife who asked for it.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Dear Prudence posted:

No, it's a homebirth midwife who asked for it.

:colbert: my version is better.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

Good shot, man.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Oh jesus christ

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

e: Who here likes 90s boy bands!



If there were a tasteful way to get Boyz 4 Now and Sev'ral Timez tattoos, I might.

e: but there isn't and realistically I wouldn't

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



:wotwot:

pack it yo
Aug 6, 2007




walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
holy poo poo lmao

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

:dogbutton:

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

So, tattoo artists will do ANYTHING you want, no matter how distasteful and depraved?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

So, tattoo artists will do ANYTHING you want, no matter how distasteful and depraved?

Let me redirect you to page 1 of this thread

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

So, tattoo artists will do ANYTHING you want, no matter how distasteful and depraved?

A lot wont, but enough have the "If i don't do it, someone else will" mentality that its not too hard to get whatever you want.

My last tattoo there was an apprentice practicing on his friends in the shop. That shop made them do 100 free "passing" tattoos before they can get a actual position. So convincing 100 friend/strangers to let him practice. So this guy had to give out 100 free tattoos of whatever people wanted. extrapolate that to all lovely wannabe tattoo artists that amazoned a kit.

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


One of my favorite tattoo artists told me a story about where he drew the line. A woman came in with a photo herself that she wanted tattooed on herself. It was of herself giving a blow job and she wanted it on her chest.

I am guessing he would not tattoo the Columbine guys on a person.

The best part about the BJ photo was that this was in the olden days without cell phones, so I am sure Walgreens had to develop that photo. Haha.


This comes up in a GIS for blow job tattoo for some reason:



E: Haha

:nws: http://imgur.com/lw4CSov :nws:

HungryMedusa has a new favorite as of 00:21 on Apr 8, 2016

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Another truly tasteless tattoo. WTF is going on in people's heads when they get something like this?
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/b4dvtJK.jpg

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

What's the gently caress. What. The gently caress.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Wooooooow.. I wonder if he gets kicked out of beaches, pools, theme parks and the like?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Why the yellow

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Another truly tasteless tattoo. WTF is going on in people's heads when they get something like this?
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/b4dvtJK.jpg

This has to be a serial killer.

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

Picnic Princess posted:

This has to be a serial killer.

May or may not, but he definitely sells propane and propane accessories.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
The Great Red Dragon And The Woman hosed By The Sun

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Another truly tasteless tattoo. WTF is going on in people's heads when they get something like this?
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/b4dvtJK.jpg

WHAT DOES THE SYMBOL IN THE CENTER MEAN. I must know.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Rough Lobster posted:

WHAT DOES THE SYMBOL IN THE CENTER MEAN. I must know.

It says "Mom"

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Rough Lobster posted:

WHAT DOES THE SYMBOL IN THE CENTER MEAN. I must know.


It must translate as 'apple pie', since that appears to be Mom above it.

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