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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Tesseraction posted:

nah reincarnation takes into account your actions in life, thatcher would be reincarnated as a blobfish, dung beetle or giant rat

So you think Thatcher led a worthy life that warranted a step up on the karmic ladder? Because any of those is an improvement on being a Tory.

E: April 8 1906 - death of Auguste Deter, the first person diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease.

Jedit fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Apr 8, 2016

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Trickjaw posted:

Catching up with QT from last night. Jesus, that shouty ukip/edl knobhead in the blue tartan cap deserves a dry slap. Also, Ian His lips programme was so loving sneery it made my skin crawl. IDS must have had to cross his legs quickly and caught his bollocks to squeeze out those oh-so-sincere tears
Look you're better off now than in Victorian times so stop complaining.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jedit posted:

So you think Thatcher led a worthy life that warranted a step up on the karmic ladder? Because any of those is an improvement on being a Tory.

Hah, true, I forgot they are, after all, lower than vermin.

Also:

Graun politics live blog:

quote:

Mark Ferguson, the former LabourList editor who now works for Unison, tweeted this last night.

https://twitter.com/Markfergusonuk/status/718177451919208450

And Lord Ashcroft replied with a tweet that suggests he thinks Ferguson may be on to something.

https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/718177920632627204

:unsmigghh:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

uh-oh

quote:

UK manufacturing output falls sharply

Bad news for UK manufacturing, with output down 1.1% in February - much more sharply than the 0.2% drop forecast by economists.

That means manufacturing output was down 1.8% on annual basis in February.

At a time when Britain’s steel industry is in crisis, the Office for National Statistics said UK crude steel production was the lowest since December 2008 in February.


quote:

The UK manufacturing data is a big disappointment and will raise fears that the UK recovery is wavering.

The 1.8% annual fall in manufacturing output is the biggest since July 2013.

The broader measure of industrial production was also worse than expected, falling 0.3% on a monthly basis. Economists were expecting it to rise by 0.1%

On an annual basis industrial production was down 0.5%, and not flat as expected.

quote:

The pound has fallen back below $1.41 following the weak manufacturing data and wider than expected trade gap.

quote:

Commenting on the UK trade figures, the British Chambers of Commerce said it was concerning that exports fell in the last three months while imports rose.

David Kern, the BCC’s chief economist:

" These figures reinforce our view that much more is needed to boost our export performance. This must include a greater emphasis on helping firms to break into new and growing markets."

Let’s not forget George Osborne’s pledge in 2012 to double UK exports to £1 trillion by 2020. Back then he was full of hope that Britain would revive its waning fortunes in selling goods abroad.

This target now looks wildly out of reach. The Office for Budget Responsibility (the Treasury’s independent forecaster) last month lowered its forecasts for UK exports, predicting they would be £643bn in 2020 - “36% lower than the government’s aspiration”.

The long-term economic flan seems to be a touch mouldy.

Tesseraction fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Apr 8, 2016

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

dispatch_async posted:

Yes, I was replying to the "hindered by the media" bit. Sorry if that wasn't clear.
Yeah, on a reread that's a lot clearer, I'm gonna blame my brain getting used to reading the forums on a phone (while sat on the lav, isn't the 21st century beautiful)

twoot
Oct 29, 2012

Labour Uncut has a story about Corbyn's response to the PM's statement following IDS's resignation and why he didn't mention IDS - basically because he didn't want to get involved in an office conflict, so he winged the statement rather than read the prepared notes of one faction.

quote:

....

They fear that bringing in machine-worn operators like Damian McBride will narrow their project prospectus based on the mores of the media, ossifying Jeremy Corbyn in the amber of Brownite compromise and guaranteeing failure.

Momentum not McBride is their route out of the hole.

Uncut sources suggest that the divide between Stalinist consolidation and Trotskyite confrontation is what led Jeremy Corbyn to abandon his speaking notes when responding to the prime minister’s statement.

With his closest advisers seriously split over McBride’s role, Corbyn, who is notoriously averse to personal conflict, chose not to choose.

Rather than take the words Damian McBride was putting in his mouth or use an alternative Trotskyite brief, he opted to give his response entirely without preparation.

And how it showed.

Uncut sources say that Jeremy Corbyn was deeply personally upset by the debacle.

Each day, leading Labour is difficult for a man who has spent the past four decades in a political bubble of contented agreement.

A farrago such as the statement response exacerbated his own discomfort and the feeling that he’s letting his supporters and his cause down – a sentiment he apparently frequently shares with his closest allies.

The extent of Corbyn’s personal pain has led activists, advisers and parliamentarians in both hard left factions, Stalinist and Trotskyite, to plan for a change in leadership before the next election.

...

http://labour-uncut.co.uk/2016/04/07/the-inside-story-of-why-corbyn-forgot-to-mention-ids-when-responding-to-that-cameron-statement/

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
HorseLord is writing notes for Jezza?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Tesseraction posted:

The long-term economic flan seems to be a touch mouldy.

all part of the plan, all part of the plan

you'll see by 2060 we'll be in just the right place to start spending any money at all on the disadvantaged again. have faith.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The government is in crisis and the Stalinist/Trotskyite sects are instead planning on ousting their current leader.

loving typical.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


What the gently caress are they talking about? Damian McBride isn't a particularly nice man but that hardly makes him a loving Stalinist. And Trotskyites? For fucksake, these terms have meanings, none of which are even vaguely relevant to the modern Labour Party.

Labour are loving hopeless.


Still, it's nice to have found Pissflaps's blog

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Apr 8, 2016

Service Charge
Jan 22, 2004
I'm not cheap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2fSXp6N-vs

:britain:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Just gonna requote a bit that I quoted above

quote:

Let’s not forget George Osborne’s pledge in 2012 to double UK exports to £1 trillion by 2020. Back then he was full of hope that Britain would revive its waning fortunes in selling goods abroad.

This target now looks wildly out of reach. The Office for Budget Responsibility (the Treasury’s independent forecaster) last month lowered its forecasts for UK exports, predicting they would be £643bn in 2020 - “36% lower than the government’s aspiration”.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Aaaaand here's Larry Elliot, economics ed of the Graun completely making GBS threads on Gidiot's chancellorship. Short read but I'll quote the finishing paragraphs:

quote:

The economy is clearly losing momentum but is being spared an outright recession because consumer demand is relatively robust. But that’s only because interest rates have been pegged at 0.5% for the past seven years, making borrowing cheap.

So, here’s the picture. Manufacturing is in a desperately poor state. Consumer demand is robust and cannot be met domestically. The trade deficit is widening. History suggests that this does not end well.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I've always found it a bit strange that it appears Osborne has just been putting off problems until someone else has to deal with them while also wanting to be PM after being Chancellor

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009


I'm always impressed by these things they must take ages.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jose posted:

I've always found it a bit strange that it appears Osborne has just been putting off problems until someone else has to deal with them while also wanting to be PM after being Chancellor

I find it incredibly hilarious that Gidiot looks at Gordon Brown's chancellor->PM transition and subsequent electoral reaming and decided that was the bit of the Blairite years he should copy.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Thats why a large part of the press think he's going to try and hold an election if he gets in, to legitimise being PM

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Tesseraction posted:

I find it incredibly hilarious that Gidiot looks at Gordon Brown's chancellor->PM transition and subsequent electoral reaming and decided that was the bit of the Blairite years he should copy.

No you see it'll be different this time because he wont spend all the poonds

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jose posted:

Thats why a large part of the press think he's going to try and hold an election if he gets in, to legitimise being PM

Which he can't do, thanks to the Fixed Term Parliaments Act. Unless he wants to make the government look stupid as poo poo and manipulative by no-confidence-ing themselves. I suppose they could just call the motion and then entirely abstain, letting just Labour vote.

I wonder what happens if 0 people vote in a vote of no confidence? Does it count as no confidence or does the lack of no confidence mean there's confidence?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

Which he can't do, thanks to the Fixed Term Parliaments Act. Unless he wants to make the government look stupid as poo poo and manipulative by no-confidence-ing themselves. I suppose they could just call the motion and then entirely abstain, letting just Labour vote.

I wonder what happens if 0 people vote in a vote of no confidence? Does it count as no confidence or does the lack of no confidence mean there's confidence?
I can imagine Labour calling to abstain too in that unlikely situation.

So the SNP ends up kicking out the current government. That would be a hell of a sight.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Oberleutnant posted:

No you see it'll be different this time because he wont spend all the poonds

And this is even better because he's spent even more poonds than Broon did, achieving less growth in the process.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

He won't have any poonds to spend.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tesseraction posted:

I wonder what happens if 0 people vote in a vote of no confidence? Does it count as no confidence or does the lack of no confidence mean there's confidence?

I assume the speaker has to vote in favor of the status quo.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Jose posted:

Thats why a large part of the press think he's going to try and hold an election if he gets in, to legitimise being PM

It's in part why they're rigging the next election to make it near impossible for Labour to win.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
A lot of people on social media seem to think that if Cameron resigns, then Corbyn automatically becomes PM.

I think we need to work more on teaching how the British voting system works in schools. I remember only getting a vague ooverview in secondary school, it was until A-level I did it properly. Maybe it should be taught in PSHE/citizenship lessons?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
There should absolutely be some kind of civics lesson in schools but it'd probably be politicised as gently caress so maybe it's good that we don't, on balance.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

OldMemes posted:

A lot of people on social media seem to think that if Cameron resigns, then Corbyn automatically becomes PM.

I think we need to work more on teaching how the British voting system works in schools. I remember only getting a vague ooverview in secondary school, it was until A-level I did it properly. Maybe it should be taught in PSHE/citizenship lessons?

There's nothing in the constitution to say it doesn't happen

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

MrL_JaKiri posted:

There's nothing in the constitution to say it doesn't happen

We should really get around to writing it down eventually.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would not be averse to a constitutional rule that says Jeremy Corbyn becomes PM every time the sitting PM resigns.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Does the constitution say anything about whether a dog can play football?

e: wait no wasn't that basketball first? i imagine they got round to football eventually though. possibly even real football.

Angepain fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Apr 8, 2016

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

I assume the speaker has to vote in favor of the status quo.
It'd still finish a draw, though, because like anyone would be able to stop McDonnell voting out the shits.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Angepain posted:

Does the constitution say anything about whether a dog can play football?

e: wait no wasn't that basketball first? i imagine they got round to football eventually though. possibly even real football.

Yeah, American Football was the sequel.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Tesseraction posted:

Aaaaand here's Larry Elliot, economics ed of the Graun completely making GBS threads on Gidiot's chancellorship. Short read but I'll quote the finishing paragraphs:

I'm bad at history, which country/event is he referring to there?

Oberleutnant posted:

There should absolutely be some kind of civics lesson in schools but it'd probably be politicised as gently caress so maybe it's good that we don't, on balance.

It's not possible to be apolitical about civics, because just objectively presenting the facts as they are almost automatically returns a conclusion of "wow this is terrible and deeply unfair for almost everybody".

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

It'd still finish a draw, though, because like anyone would be able to stop McDonnell voting out the shits.

On the day of the vote Tom Watson goes to McDonnell's office and pretends to be really interested in obscure parts of socialist theory for several hours as a distraction tactic

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OldMemes posted:

We should really get around to writing it down eventually.
I think that's a big problem with having it in civics lessons. It's mostly customary practice, and that's harder to teach than a document. Then again I remember we had mockups of a court in school though, and explained the differences between magistrates and judges etc.

OwlFancier posted:

I would not be averse to a constitutional rule that says Jeremy Corbyn becomes PM every time the sitting PM resigns.
It'd get tiresome digging him up every time eventually.

e: Can't resist posting this.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Apr 8, 2016

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
The best way for Cameron to weather this would be for him to apologise, make a large donantion to charity, then replace Osbourne as chancellor and put out a new budget.

If he resigns, then Osbourne or Johnson pretty much automatically become PM until 2020, and those two are blinded by ideology, and don't act like world leader material.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

OldMemes posted:

We should really get around to writing it down eventually.

Gonna go against conventional wisdom and say that when you write down a constitution it only empowers a legal class, i.e. judges. You run the risk of the kind of masturbatory veneration you see in the US too. Right now our parliament, democratically elected, can make any law it wants thanks to its sovereignty, I think that's a really interesting and radical proposal

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Oberleutnant posted:

There should absolutely be some kind of civics lesson in schools but it'd probably be politicised as gently caress so maybe it's good that we don't, on balance.

Looks like someone forgot about British Values (and reporting suspicious brown people)


Tesseraction posted:

Just gonna requote a bit that I quoted above

If he was going to double exports to 1 trillion (from 500 billion) and the projection is like 650, calling it 36% lower (than the target) is a generous reading since the actual increase is 66% lower than he said he'd achieve

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

J_RBG posted:

Gonna go against conventional wisdom and say that when you write down a constitution it only empowers a legal class, i.e. judges. You run the risk of the kind of masturbatory veneration you see in the US too. Right now our parliament, democratically elected, can make any law it wants thanks to its sovereignty, I think that's a really interesting and radical proposal

You're going against conventional wisdom because the US constitution-fetishisation is in part due to groups like the NRA working on the fundamentalist/unchangeable aspect and thus not relevant, you think our parliament is democratically elected with high estimates of 37% of a 58% turnout giving you... 24% of the vote, and that doesn't even touch FPTP.

The fact parliament can make any law it wants is neither interesting nor radical. It is the status quo of Britain, and it is not a good thing.

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Renaissance Robot posted:

I'm bad at history, which country/event is he referring to there?

A lot of the decisions made by the Nazis in the run up to WWII were made in part due to a huge trade deficit that was in the process of wrecking the economy. Nazi Germany actually reached the point where they essentially ran out of foreign capital with which to buy imports, and only bailed themselves out by forcing France and the low countries to export to Germany on the basis of meaningless I.O.Us. This caused a lot of friction after the war since Germany was flat broke for obvious reasons but the Netherlands demanded that they pay for all the free exports they had received since 1941.

Oh, and one source of foreign capital was making life so intolerable for German jews that they fled the country, then making it illegal for jews to take foreign money out of Germany. The Nazis made quite a bit of money from this confiscation. Fun.

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