SWOLE exception 2016: ~*THIGHBLASTER ZONE*~

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BelgianWaffle: Aug 25, 2002; damn Belgian

sassassin posted:

You can't fool me again. Calves don't grow on non-fats.

It's amazing how big calves appear to be on fats. Mind you, their muscle fibre is infused with fat molecules, so it isnt muscle at all

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:24

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:47

SpeedyCow: Oct 8, 2001; I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
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Boko Haram posted:

I'm told that the leg extension is really bad for knees, any other common machines I should avoid using at the gym?

It's good for one of your quad muscles (the middle one) so if you want that to get bigger do them. Otherwise just squat.

If you only do extensions then yea it's probably bad for your knees because of muscle imbalance

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:35

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

BelgianWaffle posted:

It's amazing how big calves appear to be on fats. Mind you, their muscle fibre is infused with fat molecules, so it isnt muscle at all

That sounds delicious. And complete made up bullshit.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:49

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I think the calves of even an obese person would be too muscular for good marbling. That's a braising cut for sure. Ribs on the other hand would be quite delicious, I think.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:10

BelgianWaffle: Aug 25, 2002; damn Belgian

Dum Cumpster posted:

That sounds delicious. And complete made up bullshit.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:56

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

yesssss yesssss let the broscience flow through you

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:59

SpeedyCow: Oct 8, 2001; I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!

Calf-gap the new thigh-gap

# ? Apr 7, 2016 21:05

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

BelgianWaffle posted:

That's just delicious fat. There are no muscles there.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 21:11

Uxzuigal: Jan 16, 2013; Chill Berserker Dude

Dum Cumpster posted:

That's just delicious fat. There are no muscles there.

Imagine it being abit further up - could just fry it on the grill, instant bacon.

- - -

Btw:
Did some extra leg stuff after squats today the way you mentioned, it gave me abit "more". Will add it consistently to my routine. Thanks for the advice.

- -

Spent entire day fixing my drat brakes on the car (FYI- not having the special retard tool that Volvo uses on brakes loving sucks). Almost decided not to go to the gym but:
http://i.imgur.com/aMqYbrc.gifv

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Apr 8, 2016

# ? Apr 7, 2016 22:08

roymorrison: Jul 26, 2005

Rice is good especially Mexican rice also look into grits if you're bored with all your current carbs

# ? Apr 8, 2016 04:24

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

burrito filled with carne asada, rice, cheese, & guacamole, and a gallon of hot sauce on the side

= gains

# ? Apr 8, 2016 06:42

Rodenthar Drothman: May 14, 2013; I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

I had a carne asada burrito from "hole-in-the-wall in Los Angeles" for lunch and carne asada tacos from the same "hole-in-the-wall in Los Angeles" for dinner. Recovery day. Surprised at how much the 185 squats tightened up my left leg.

Life is good.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 07:56

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Remember that at Chipotle you can just get the burrito bowl if you're a huge loving pussy who clutches your pearls and stands on a chair like a 50s housewife at the mere mention of carbs.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 08:53

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

i always get the bowl, just because its the superior vector for food transmission

# ? Apr 8, 2016 12:17

Gasbraai: Oct 25, 2010; Lictor my Dictor

exquisite tea posted:

Remember that at Chipotle you can just get the burrito bowl if you're a huge loving pussy who clutches your pearls and stands on a chair like a 50s housewife at the mere mention of carbs.

What if you then end up eating the bowl? Is plastic a carb?

# ? Apr 8, 2016 12:18

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I got a bowl last time, and when I mumbled out double black beans and steak for the meat, he mistakenly put on pretty drat close to double steak, "just double bb plz" :grin:

then I got the hot salsa on the side and just a bag of chips. I later regretted this decision cause I actually wanted a lot more of the hot sauce after I started.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 12:38

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

their food is really dry with out the hot sauce, a lot of sour cream helps too

# ? Apr 8, 2016 12:53

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

burrito filled with carne asada, rice, cheese, & guacamole, and a gallon of hot sauce on the side

= gains

Don't forget the French fries.

In other news Romanian deadlifts destroy my hammies, A+ will lift again.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 13:29

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Fallows posted:

i always get the bowl, just because its the superior vector for food transmission

lol no

# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:22

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Im eatin chicken and vegetables :frogbon:

# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:28

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Zzulu posted:

Im eatin chicken and vegetables

hosed up if true

# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:37

Uxzuigal: Jan 16, 2013; Chill Berserker Dude

Today is cheat day. Mostly out of self pitty, strained shoulder somehow. Kebab, Coke and lasagna. Then cake since someone decided it was a great idea to be born today, not me.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:38

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Cocaine goes well with everything

# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:42

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Skip the kebab and eat shwarma instead.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:43

Uxzuigal: Jan 16, 2013; Chill Berserker Dude

notZaar posted:

Skip the kebab and eat shwarma instead.

Sadly I live in a small town, noone selling shwarma here

# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:44

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

So if i keep working out am i gonna be sore forever?

# ? Apr 8, 2016 17:04

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Spectral Debt posted:

So if i keep working out am i gonna be sore forever?

You will learn to enjoy it.

Uxzuigal posted:

Sadly I live in a small town, noone selling shwarma here

hosed up

# ? Apr 8, 2016 17:23

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Your soreness will never go away, but you'll learn how to move it depending on your schedule.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 17:26

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Spectral Debt posted:

So if i keep working out am i gonna be sore forever?

If you think exercise hurts, imagine how it feels to sit on a couch for twenty years.

Seriously though - it decreases over time. Eventually you'll miss it, believe it or not.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 18:37

Rodenthar Drothman: May 14, 2013; I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Eventually the Stockholm syndrome kicks in and ... it's no longer right if you're not sore.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 18:50

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Eventually you stop working out to feel good and just do it to feel normal.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 20:03

Rodenthar Drothman: May 14, 2013; I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 20:09

bamhand: Apr 15, 2010

Squat 235x50 last week and I was sore for literally a week straight. I've been lifting or 3+ years too. Soreness never goes away.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 20:11

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I don't get very sore anymore. I never get any doms in my back or shoulders

My triceps though, gosh darn

# ? Apr 8, 2016 20:24

SpeedyCow: Oct 8, 2001; I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!

bamhand posted:

Squat 235x50 last week and I was sore for literally a week straight. I've been lifting or 3+ years too. Soreness never goes away.

Whyeeeee?

Also you can squat 626lbs

# ? Apr 8, 2016 20:33

bamhand: Apr 15, 2010

It was 5x10. So my actual squat is only like 370. It's the supplemental part of 5/3/1.

# ? Apr 8, 2016 21:19

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

For future reference, doing this:

bamhand posted:

It was 5x10

Does not mean that you did this

bamhand posted:

Squat 235x50

# ? Apr 8, 2016 22:09

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Sorry to break up the gay circle jerk, but I'm here to talk about snatch.

226 double from the hang.

https://instagram.com/p/BD9K0OqJQQS/

# ? Apr 8, 2016 23:20

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

FizFashizzle posted:

Sorry to break up the gay circle jerk

Crossfit went bankrupt?

# ? Apr 8, 2016 23:42

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Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

FizFashizzle posted:

Sorry to break up the gay circle jerk, but I'm here to talk about snatch.

226 double from the hang.

https://instagram.com/p/BD9K0OqJQQS/

That's a big one

# ? Apr 8, 2016 23:51

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