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Serious Frolicking posted:gently caress caro's family. this entire mess was entirely their fault. they ignored his incredibly obvious schizophrenia and never helped him, which is why he went off on his murder/amateur surgery/years of torture tour. if bm made those assholes feel bad (he did not), then that is a good thing. Wow
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Jailbrekr posted:You don't loving know that. Leave his family out of it. Caro was convinced his whole family was a bunch of semiretired cia spies fuking with each other and claimed to have been abused by his mother, etc. Then again he was also a grown adult who said he stockpiled guns and ammo and claimed to have a comprehensive multi-level defense plan for hjs house with cameras and fire zones to shoot through walls and stuff sooo
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Bill Barber posted:Better be careful. If it turns out that he actually doesn't have a dad you're gonna feel really bad about making this statement. that's why i said maybe
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Drone_Fragger posted:Holy poo poo I assumed he'd been murdered by assad. Jesus. mods rename somebody ITT Assad Jesus.
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Minimalist Program posted:mods rename somebody ITT Assad Jesus. Can I call dibs?
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Holy poo poo, NPR Headline News is reporting on this now. What if Caro, as a result of all of the torture and screaming "BrownMoses, why hast thou forsaken me?!", comes out of this as a normal, functional human being with no evidence of lingering mental issues? Makes you think...
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Furious Mittens posted:What if Caro, as a result of all of the torture and screaming "BrownMoses, why hast thou forsaken me?!", comes out of this as a normal, functional human being with no evidence of lingering mental issues? Having his balls hooked up to a car battery accidentally gives him electroshock and cures him
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Wow. I thought he was dead. Good on the US getting him back.
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red19fire posted:I just don't get why they tried so hard to free Literal loving Crazy Person Pretending To Be A Journalist, when there's a an actual, valuable, real journalist in the torture prison who did not pick up rifles and try to kill people. it might be a show of good faith in the wider context of freeing the not crazy guy
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:it kinda seems like you're saying mentally ill people's lives are worth less! Kinda. The instant Caro picked up a rifle and began shooting, he ceased to be a journalist, he became a combatant. The other guy was a journalist, who along with medical personnel are supposed to be treated as neutral parties. Caro should be lower on the list of political prisoner priorities, that's all I'm saying.
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In 50 years I hope we don't remember this like Lee Harvey Oswald coming back from Russia.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:that's why i said maybe 
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Kevin Patrick Dawes, American Hero. We did it Goons! We posted enough to bring Caro back from the dead and secure his release! 
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red19fire posted:Kinda. Unironically I understand what you are saying. Still, glad he's "alive". Hope his suffering is at an end. For peak goon someone should get Joe Rogan to interview Caro.
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red19fire posted:Kinda. The Post article says that the purpose of this release is directly related to the pending (actual) journalist release, i don't understand this stuff but apparently it's a delicate dance they do and somehow this can be taken as a message? So he was lower on the list, but served a purpose related to a higher item.
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Bill Barber posted:BM never said Caro was for sure dead. well then. apologies.
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life is a joke posted:The Post article says that the purpose of this release is directly related to the pending (actual) journalist release, i don't understand this stuff but apparently it's a delicate dance they do and somehow this can be taken as a message? So he was lower on the list, but served a purpose related to a higher item. From what I read, they are releasing Caro in exchange for us sending them Dad Gay, So What. Not a good exchange. This is the next Bowe Bergdahl controversy.
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All these dank jokes aside if youre a spiritual person please pray for caro and he will doubtlessly need help upon his return so if a means arises to do so, please help support caro. He has given so much in laughter and story and intrigue to this website i cant help but feel that if we can give back to support this most assuredly broken human being, we should, imo 
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life is a joke posted:The Post article says that the purpose of this release is directly related to the pending (actual) journalist release, i don't understand this stuff but apparently it's a delicate dance they do and somehow this can be taken as a message? So he was lower on the list, but served a purpose related to a higher item. Basically, they will only give the US the actual journalist if the US promised to take Caro with them too.
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Furious Mittens posted:From what I read, they are releasing Caro in exchange for us sending them Dad Gay, So What. DGSWGhazi
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Cthulu Carl posted:DGSWGhazi Hillary Knew, Mods Knew
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Bill Barber posted:BM never said Caro was for sure dead. actually he did, here's the quote I found: BrownMoses posted:Caro is dead. He's been captured by Assad's government forces and now he's dead. I repeat: Caro is dead.
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he will remain the heroic freelance journalist unless someone makes the mistake of actually interviewing him. the fact that he was never a journalist and that video on youtube where he shoots someone will be ignored because no one wants to hear a weird depressing story about a mentally ill man who never got the help that he needed. if not for caro's very specific delusions he probably would have killed people domestically via a routine mass shooting.
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Furious Mittens posted:Hillary Knew, Mods Knew Hillary knew, mods screwed
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He's alive you guys.
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Furious Mittens posted:Hillary Knew, Mods Knew Lowtax, show us the emails.
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Another:BrownMoses posted:Caro is dead as fuckballs. 120% fuckballs
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I have a friend who grew up on a dairy farm and had their stupid dog run get creamed by a car on the highway. It was early in the morning and dark, and the dog skittered off into a ditch to die and they couldn't find it in the dark. Couple hours later they go looking for it again in daylight and they still can't find him. 3 days later the dog shows up all ragged looking, and his tail had been broken and healed at a right angle pointing straight up. They renamed him "Captain Hook" because of his hilariously stupid looking tail. He was an animal too stupid to die and way luckier than he deserved. If that happened again today, I'd rename that dog Caro.
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hemophilia posted:All these dank jokes aside if youre a spiritual person please pray for caro and he will doubtlessly need help upon his return so if a means arises to do so, please help support caro. He has given so much in laughter and story and intrigue to this website i cant help but feel that if we can give back to support this most assuredly broken human being, we should, imo nah
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*waits for vilerat to come over the hill too like the third pet at the end of Homeward bound*
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Serious Frolicking posted:he will remain the heroic freelance journalist unless someone makes the mistake of actually interviewing him. the fact that he was never a journalist and that video on youtube where he shoots someone will be ignored because no one wants to hear a weird depressing story about a mentally ill man who never got the help that he needed. if not for caro's very specific delusions he probably would have killed people domestically via a routine mass shooting. putting a camera on your gun before you kill someone in the third world as a volunteer non-military killer is technically photo journalism i guess
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Uncle Wemus posted:*waits for vilerat to come over the hill too like the third pet at the end of Homeward bound*
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hemophilia posted:All these dank jokes aside if youre a spiritual person please pray for caro and he will doubtlessly need help upon his return so if a means arises to do so, please help support caro. He has given so much in laughter and story and intrigue to this website i cant help but feel that if we can give back to support this most assuredly broken human being, we should, imo The Washington Post posted:Dawes described in the interview his reasons for being in Libya. “See the world, experience new things, get in way over my head, but, you know, ultimately survive.” Granted, the article doesn't really convey his tone or emotion but he seems to stand by his decision and I'm not entirely certain he, uh, learned from this experience. If you're going to pray for anything, pray he doesn't take the Russian train to North Korea to try and go help villagers in the imminent famine or whatever, because he is almost certainly going to try this poo poo again if they don't permanently yank his passport.
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Bill Barber posted:BM never said Caro was for sure dead. yes he did
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