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Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
i love my dumb south coast shandy team

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Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

The Newcastle fire sale this summer is going to be incredible

All French players back to France, all Dutch players to other Prem sides, all that's left is Paul Dummett

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Blue Star Error posted:

I'm not convinced we're getting anything here so might need to put the shotgun away for a week

We need to score now. We don't really score goals any more.

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
iiits half time

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

white tent being erected round villa park

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
I for one am going to enjoy blues vs villa in the championship. Two poo poo teams

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
grazi, pelle

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
football is great and im glad as h*ck that were 3 nil up

the most dangerous scoreline haha

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
whoops 2 nil i mean

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Monday Bandele posted:

All French players back to France, all Dutch players to other Prem sides, all that's left is Paul Dummett

Mitrovic will probably go to a newly promoted prem side or maybe West Brom. Shelvey and Townsend will be especially funny

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

There's always China.

Gene Ricman
Aug 14, 2008
everton update: we're still really bad

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

MoPZiG posted:

There's always China.

comrade

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

The Newcastle fire sale this summer is going to be incredible

this assumes they leave for the wages other teams will offer

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Come on Norwich City, save us from another year with Sunderland.

*male gazes at Crystal Palace cheerleaders*

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

get in the bin newcastle.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Haha Pato you little bitch

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
newcastle going for it

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
swansea will probably concede at the rate they're giving the ball away

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012
Townsend wow

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
lol thats a great goal from townsend

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
I didn't see it but lets me guess he dribbled aimlessly with his head down and hit a speculative shot

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Monday Bandele posted:

I didn't see it but lets me guess he dribbled aimlessly with his head down and hit a speculative shot

lol

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Monday Bandele posted:

I didn't see it but lets me guess he dribbled aimlessly with his head down and hit a speculative shot

correct

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Monday Bandele posted:

I didn't see it but lets me guess he dribbled aimlessly with his head down and hit a speculative shot

Welp

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
i loving hate Palace

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
is this guaranteed relegation for villa now?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Damnit Norwich stop giving Sunderland hope.


(villa intentionally not mentioned)

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
puncheon

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Carrier posted:

is this guaranteed relegation for villa now?

Not now Norwich are losing

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
If we'd just had competent refs in our games against Palace we'd swap places with them

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
ahaha my goodness villa

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
lmao villa

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


FFS Norwich are good for nothing at all.

Bagpuss_UK
May 22, 2001

(NOT BAGPUSS)

Carrier posted:

is this guaranteed relegation for villa now?
If results stay like this, Villa need to win every one of their last 5 games, hope Norwich lose every one of their last 5 games, and make up a -20 goal difference. They still have to play Man Utd and Arsenal away.

About as likely as Leicester City winning the premier league :laugh:

Bagpuss_UK fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Apr 9, 2016

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
That was a nice goal by the second best Ayew

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
John Ruddy is not very fast

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
gently caress palace and gently caress michael oliver

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://twitter.com/5liveSport/status/718828519271305216

Uh, what could possibly be closer to relegation form than that BBC?

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Dog Pipes
Jan 17, 2015

Pretty mutinous atmosphere at Villa Park. After we conceded the second, this enormous fat bloke took off his top in the Trinity Road stand and got serenaded with "Are you Gabby in disguise?"

Loads of ironic cheers for completing simple passes and clearances. Safe to say the fans dislike the team.

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