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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Here is a table for you



Notice Leicester still top? nice, nice.



Games of import:
West Ham v Arsenal on the early saturday kickoff decides whether or not Arsenal have a chance at second, and whether West Ham have a chance at fourth. This will be blood and thunder, and West Ham will either win or be cheated again. Either way we probably won't come fourth, expect some top tier bitterness from the Daves at the end of the season. Jack Wilshere is apparently playing football, but he isn't going to play today. If he does, Kouyate will probably snap him like a twig.

Palace v Norwich is a game between two loving dreadful sides, a Norwich win heaps pressure on the northern powerhouses of Tyne and Wear as well as dragging world-class manager of 2013 Alan Pardew closer to his natural home of the championship.

Southampton are in kinda poo poo form so this is an absolute must-win for the Newcie Browns and their new-look still-crap side under Rafa Benitez, the man with the name and appearance of a spanish waiter.

The big feast is definitely Sunday, where we'll see Leicester continue their march towards a well-deserved title and Gary Linekers underwear. gently caress Sunderland, gently caress big sam, don't gently caress children.

Liverpool are in something approaching form but come up against a Stoke side of CL rejects and all their ('Pool) players are broken. Expect Stoke to continue being decent without being spectacular.

The late Sunday game, Spurs v Man United, is a massive match for both teams. Spurs need to win to have a chance at their first title in I honestly don't care how long, and Man United better loving lose and not continue an impressive rally to fourth place as they decide that Van Gaal is actually good enough for now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXxqmAxDlYU

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I can't even spell MDT. Christ almighty.



:siren: BIG ANDY:siren: starts. Curbstomping is frowned upon, we'll do it anyway.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Huge Andy C will deffo score today.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Cant wait for big Andy to get outpaced by mertersacker

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
i want west ham united to win this game but also southampton to turn over newcastle

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Xabi posted:

Huge Andy C will deffo score today.

Yeah he will. arsenal dont like it up em

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

atomic gog posted:

Yeah he will. arsenal dont like it up em

Giroud does

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Bogan Krkic posted:

Giroud does

lmao

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
that arsenal away kit is loving awful

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Oh lanzini

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
oh dear Andy

stop doing that

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit
Rip Koscielny

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Ugh Danny Mills as a commentator

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
that was a proper reducer

I quite like that we've stumbled into the wingback system, Antonio and Cress are both great at it

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Should have a second yellow for his hair

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Carroll's a real oval office and i hope someone kicks his mong face in

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Big Andy making himself felt

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

gently caress off Andy

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
big Andy, nice haircut

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

rex rabidorum vires posted:

Ugh Owen Hargreaves as a commentator

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Spangly A posted:

that was a proper reducer

I quite like that we've stumbled into the wingback system, Antonio and Cress are both great at it

Tbh I think it'll be closer to a 4231, Antonio will be much higher than Cresswell

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

could've killed the lad, shameful

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
how is that not a red btw?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

oliwan posted:

how is that not a red btw?

Because it was late but not reckless?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Bogan Krkic posted:

Tbh I think it'll be closer to a 4231, Antonio will be much higher than Cresswell

Bilic has the team playing really fluidly, Tomka roams around defending and tucks inside for crosses, Antonio coveres the flank, Noble prowls everywhere, and then the forwards just do whatever the gently caress they like. It's cool, I'm a fan.

oliwan posted:

how is that not a red btw?

everyone knows that you get a free hack in the first ten minutes

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Lmao good corner

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Bogan Krkic posted:

Because it was late but not reckless?

He took a kick with his following leg and was a bit fortunate imo

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Spangly A posted:

Bilic has the team playing really fluidly, Tomka roams around defending and tucks inside for crosses, Antonio coveres the flank, Noble prowls everywhere, and then the forwards just do whatever the gently caress they like. It's cool, I'm a fan.

haven't watched much west ham, were the last two games a blip for lanzini or something else?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bogan Krkic posted:

Because it was late but not reckless?

come on, this wasn't just late. he purposely goes for the ankle and gives it a big sweep for good measure too.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Karl Sharks posted:

haven't watched much west ham, were the last two games a blip for lanzini or something else?

Lanzini is very very good

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Karl Sharks posted:

haven't watched much west ham, were the last two games a blip for lanzini or something else?

Lanzini is great and has had a few injury problems, the fans were chanting to sign him permanently back in october. He's stepping up a little bit but he's been one of our best players, and he's clearly the most gifted aside from Payet at the club.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

oliwan posted:

come on, this wasn't just late. he purposely goes for the ankle and gives it a big sweep for good measure too.

Yep, he intended to bring the man down but it would have been a very soft red

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
i hope ozil scores a thunderbolt and the ball flies right through ninjasteve's tv "down under" and smacks the ridiculous hat he's wearing off his stupid head

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
also hello everyone

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Kwagga posted:

i hope ozil scores a thunderbolt and the ball flies right through ninjasteve's tv "down under" and smacks the ridiculous hat he's wearing off his stupid head

Im not wearing a hat

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Lanzini you twat stay onside

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Bogan Krkic posted:

Im not wearing a hat

well then i hope it hits you in the face

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

loving hell lanzini again

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

Spangly A posted:

Lanzini you twat stay onside

Turns out he did!

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
wait what the gently caress, he was on

that's a goal

Insurrectionist posted:

Turns out he did!

the refs are just not giving us a loving break

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