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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Josuke Higashikata posted:

I only like Judy Bagwell on a Forklift matches because I'm a wrestling fan of distinguished taste.

Viagra on a pole matches also have that certain je ne sais quoi.

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ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
Pah, what a bunch of rubes you "goons" are. A true connoisseur delights only in the pleasures of a "San Fransisco 49'ers Coal Miner's Glove on a pole" match.

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.

ParanoidInc posted:

Pah, what a bunch of rubes you "goons" are. A true connoisseur delights only in the pleasures of a "San Fransisco 49'ers Coal Miner's Glove on a pole" match.

If it doesn't have a shark cage I'm not interested.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I only care for high spots so I only watch scaffold matches.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I only watch grapplefuck matches

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
i don't even like wrestling

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I'm a product of 90's wrestling so I only pop for entrances and finishers.

I get exhausted watching a Kurt Angle match.

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


Monster truck sumo match or GTFO.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Cocksmith posted:

i don't even like wrestling
this isn't the correct wrestling opinions thread, buddy!

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

I only like matches where a giant cube made out of scaffolding is suspended 20~ feet above the ring and they have to climb up ladders to get on it. And also once you're on the scaffold you lose if you get knocked off. And also its a 30 man match.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

who is tyler reks and why is he such a giant baby?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ostentatious posted:

who is tyler reks and why is he such a giant baby?

Former WWE guy, and when he was in WWE he was a sub-Zack Ryder level jobber (on TV much less, saw Ryder's successful Youtube show and started his own, got Real Mad when it got much less fans/views/success because it was bad)

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Reks and Hawkins were a pretty entertaining tag team on NXT Redemption. That's the only time I ever enjoyed Reks though. Also his dreads were terrible.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



He once trended on Twitter when Matt Hardy debuted on Impact.

Also, he has whined countless times that Cena badmouthed him to management because the Burning Hammer he used was too similar to Cena's AA. Because obviously it wasn't like Tyler Reks sucked at doing the Burning Hammer and probably would have seriously injured someone when he'd gently caress it up.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Just another reason to love John Cena

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

ShootaBoy posted:

I only like matches where a giant cube made out of scaffolding is suspended 20~ feet above the ring and they have to climb up ladders to get on it. And also once you're on the scaffold you lose if you get knocked off. And also its a 30 man match.

I like this match, but only the variant where you lose once you get thrown ONTO the scaffold.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Germansimp posted:

He once trended on Twitter when Matt Hardy debuted on Impact.

Also, he has whined countless times that Cena badmouthed him to management because the Burning Hammer he used was too similar to Cena's AA. Because obviously it wasn't like Tyler Reks sucked at doing the Burning Hammer and probably would have seriously injured someone when he'd gently caress it up.
It was not a proper Burning Hammer and Cena would not stand for disrespecting Kobashi.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
Tyler Reks burning hammer wasn't anything like the authentic one, it's a completely different move. What he claimed is that Cena got on his rear end about it because it was too similar to the Attitude Adjustment.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Germansimp posted:

He once trended on Twitter when Matt Hardy debuted on Impact.

It cannot be overstated how amazing this was. Tyler Reks' existence was justified by this moment.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Retweeted by the TNAMecca Quotes twitter account:



"Simulated Fighting"

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
I like how Nakamura and Asuka apparently aren't "stars in a US promotion" when they sold out an arena and Nakamura nearly tripled secondary market prices on the event he debuted at

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013
Why would you need those japanese wrestlers when you could have Eli Drake instead?

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
As far as I can tell the wrestlers that John Cena has been an rear end in a top hat to are Alex Riley and Tyler Reks, so John Cena is incredibly good

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Cena is like the house dog. People either like or dislike dogs, but when the dog doesnt like the person, then they are a terrible wrestler.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Sionistic posted:

Cena is like the house dog. People either like or dislike dogs, but when the dog doesnt like the person, then they are a terrible wrestler.

Either way you have to respect dog.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

sticklefifer posted:

Either way you have to respect dog.

Now if only people would respect the Big Dog.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


sticklefifer posted:

Either way you have to respect dog.

Love him or hate him, you've gotta pet him.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Jenny Angel posted:

As far as I can tell the wrestlers that John Cena has been an rear end in a top hat to are Alex Riley and Tyler Reks, so John Cena is incredibly good

He was also an rear end in a top hat to me, Michael Tarver, forgotten original member of the Nexus.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
There's one wrestling meme I've missed for years, and it's me, Michael Tarver.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Jenny Angel posted:

As far as I can tell the wrestlers that John Cena has been an rear end in a top hat to are Alex Riley and Tyler Reks, so John Cena is incredibly good

Also Ken Anderson, whose sacking was all to do with Cena and nothing to do with the fact he almost put Orton on the shelf due to being a botch magnet.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

There is some rumored stuff around how Mickey James ended up leaving having to do with Cena.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I thought Mickie got let go because she kept missing appointments on a European tour? That's what I heard at least. Maybe Cena fired her for being late.

LanceBurrito
Jan 6, 2013
I remember the Cena-Mickie stuff on Raw mainly because Cena would chug those 5 Hour Energy shots at the end of every scene.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

nah the best is when you are forced into changing your name to jimmy if you lose a match.

Lol

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

remusclaw posted:

There is some rumored stuff around how Mickey James ended up leaving having to do with Cena.

Mickie was allegedly moved to smackdown for getting too clingy after a brief affair with John Cena. She quit WWE because they wouldn't let her persue a country music career

oatgan fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Apr 11, 2016

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

oatgan posted:

Mickie was allegedly moved to smackdown for getting too clingy after a brief affair with John Cena. She quit WWE because they wouldn't let her persue a country music career

I thought Mickie was released on one of those Spring Cleaning days & it was Maria that quit because the WWE wanted royalties on outside music projects.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

I bet if they let Maria make a music video it would be as bad as Kris Jenner

I'm actually surprised the Bellas haven't done a shot for shot remake of it tbh

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Mob posted:

I bet if they let Maria make a music video it would be as bad as Kris Jenner

I'm actually surprised the Bellas haven't done a shot for shot remake of it tbh

https://youtu.be/c2xPCzClEgg

Tripwyre
Mar 25, 2007

#RXT REVOLUTION~!
2000

:ughh:

future scoopin'...

Josuke Higashikata posted:

I only like Judy Bagwell on a Forklift matches because I'm a wrestling fan of distinguished taste.

Because the Canucks will never win a championship, this has been and will always be the greatest thing to ever happen inside a Vancouver arena.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Tripwyre posted:

Because the Canucks will never win a championship, this has been and will always be the greatest thing to ever happen inside a Vancouver arena.

Meanwhile WWE has ignored that one person with the "Vancouver for Wrestlemania [#]" at every single Wrestlemania for the past probably 20 years, because they know they can't top Judy Bagwell.

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