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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Kwyndig posted:

That much Viagra would kill you.

Valar Morghulis.

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Rorus Raz posted:

A contest convention looks like a malnourished, sleep-deprived, Abraham Lincoln.


Ramirez's art is so ugly I thought it was supposed to be Lincoln scowling at the thought of a contested convention. Also the civil war era equivalent of the tea party split off of the Republican party and nominated someone else to run against him for his second term.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

SSNeoman posted:

<MIND CHARGE>

Trumpeter is focusing for a powerful attack!

I can't believe my mind didn't make that connection.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Fulchrum posted:

I can't believe my mind didn't make that connection.

I don't get it at all.

Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh
Fun Shoe

WarpedNaba posted:

I don't get it at all.

VIDEOGAMES!!!

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Starshark posted:

What "Pearl Harbor" crisis is the US facing now, Lang? :allears:
ISIS in Mexico! :supaburn:

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

One dehumanizing effect of capitalism is to dismiss the comfort of passengers to pack them in like sardines (and cut pilot pay to poverty wages, etc.). Instead of blaming the culprit, the passenger gripes at the stewardess. AGC.

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Pear One Imports

:pusheen:

Post 9-11 User fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Apr 10, 2016

Fossilized Rappy
Dec 26, 2012

WarpedNaba posted:

I don't get it at all.
The skeleton drawing in question is being equated to Trumpeter, a demon from the Shin Megami Tensei series of video games. Mind Charge is a move utilized to boost a magic attack in said series.

...Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go out back and throw myself in a dumpster.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

It's the second week of April back in...


This is something of a slow week, as certain events like China being host for the Olympic games stirring up more controversy as we got closer to the summer.

1
The 3am Phone Call was a meme brought about a Hillary ad back in March. Thanks to the magic of the internet, here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kddX7LqgCvc

It's not a very interesting ad, in my opinion, but fearful Republicans would snap it up. Even today, the 3am Phone Call is used to taunt Clinton about her callous, personal murder of four Americans in Benghazi.

2
A big part of Obama's campaign was basically "Undo the War on Terror" which involved big promises like pulling out of Iraq.

3
While Obama would get beat up for being "weak" on foreign policy and terrorism, many took the chance to take potshots at Clinton while she was still relevant.

4
Of course today conservatives would say that pulling out of Iraq led to ISIS and blah blah blah. It never occurs to them another thing that may have prevented the rise of ISIS: never invading Iraq in the first place

5
Clinton wasn't terribly different, desiring to also get out of the Middle East, although her Iraq vote would haunt her then just as it does today.

6
I don't even know what this is trying to say.

7
Hmmm what could this be referring to?

8
This too...we'll get to this little incident next week when more cartoonists jumped on it.

9
hey the Clinton Foundation! It's like we never left 2008!

10
Charlton Heston died eight years ago this week. Oh and of course, just as he promised throughout the campaign, Obama would eventually eliminate the second amendment and ban all guns forever.

11
Clinton's advisor and long-ally, Mark Penn, would leave the campaign after pissing off the base with Blackwater, Xe, Academi ties and I guess some other stuff. Penn doesn't seem all that into politics there days, doing a stint at Microsoft and who knows what now.

NEXT WEEK: We're clinging in the rain.

Pants Donkey fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Apr 10, 2016

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Fulchrum posted:

Kennedy tend not to be depicted in pop culture as a corpse with a hole straight through his skull. Meanwhile, you take any depiction of Lincoln in any show, cartoon, comic, movie or game, and it will always have two elements - the stovepipe hat, and the beard. Remove them, and 99% of Americans won't know who they're looking at. Especially when you factor in that Ramirez couldn't depict someone recognizably if you held a gun to his head.

Also Republicans had Eisenhower, so there's that.

Why is Eisenhower considered by a lot of people to be one of the "good ones"? It's his fault we are where we are with Iran today, also he had a big hand in the Vietnam debacle, just to name two things.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


WarpedNaba posted:

Brown tide, remember. Although I wouldn't be surprised if /pol/ had an unironic orks = brown people motif.

(Which is dumb, because Orks are the best part of WH40K)

Also, aren't the Orks more often than not caricatures of European empires?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I love it. It's the closest I have seen to a cartoon about how if men gave birth then free, infallible birth control would be delivered anonymously in the mail to every household in America.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Samovar posted:

Also, aren't the Orks more often than not caricatures of European empires?

When have they ever been that? All depictions of Orcs stem from Tolkein, and in his work Orcs represented Asian people, specifically Mongolians and the armies of Ghengis Khan.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Samovar posted:

Also, aren't the Orks more often than not caricatures of European empires?

I think you'll find the Orks are caricatures of football hooligans :commissar:

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Fulchrum posted:

When have they ever been that? All depictions of Orcs stem from Tolkein, and in his work Orcs represented Asian people, specifically Mongolians and the armies of Ghengis Khan.

orks, not orcs.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

cheerfullydrab posted:

Why is Eisenhower considered by a lot of people to be one of the "good ones"? It's his fault we are where we are with Iran today, also he had a big hand in the Vietnam debacle, just to name two things.

At the time, the right wing of the GOP wanted to go much further. While Eisenhower wanted to contain communism, the right wing of the party wanted to destroy it. (Another wing wanted to go back to isolationism.). Furthermore, the Democrats were just as much supporting military actions with the aim of defeating communism as the Republicans at the time. Kennedy, for example, was much more ferocious and hawkish in his anti-communist rhetorics than Eisenhower.

Internally, Eisenhower signed legislation that expanded Social Security, increased the minimum wage, created the Department of Health, Education and Welfare and supported government construction of low-income housing.

Personally, I think he was a better president than anyone since, though this may be more of an indictment of his successors than a praise for him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Never saw this Asay before, it's always nice to get a reminder that he'd draw something wonderful and good and just kind of expect the reader to go,"Oh no what a terrible thing!"

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Jurgan posted:

You think Trump wouldn't do the same thing?


He hasn't yet. And until he does Nixon still was worse than Trump.

Kulkasha
Jan 15, 2010

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.

Fulchrum posted:

When have they ever been that? All depictions of Orcs stem from Tolkein, and in his work Orcs represented Asian people, specifically Mongolians and the armies of Ghengis Khan.

The Huns, actually. Tolkien was big on the Migration Era, the Rohan are based on the Goths.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Is this cartoon suggesting that the ideal foreign policy would be "the best defense is a good offense?" Because that is seriously what it looks like.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Zeroisanumber posted:

Valar Morghulis.

Viagra Morghulis



I don't know if that cartoon is accurately representing how you get a prescription for Viagra, but I'm sure it can't be hard.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

cheerfullydrab posted:

Why is Eisenhower considered by a lot of people to be one of the "good ones"? It's his fault we are where we are with Iran today, also he had a big hand in the Vietnam debacle, just to name two things.
Eisenhower's time was before the political realignments of the LBJ->Nixon and Reagan presidencies, so while his record is going to have things that are bad in hindsight, there's also a mix of him being fairly moderate compared to other Republican candidates, some actions which were downright progressive, and some actions which were comparatively good compared to what the Democrats had planned (since the Democrats themselves didn't have the same ideological/political stances of today)

I brought up Ford because he came after Goldwater's candidacy and Nixon's ... whatever he did to the American political psyche, and yet I still couldn't find much that was outright disagreeable.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Kulkasha posted:

the Rohan are based on the Goths.

More likely they're a mix of Normans and Anglo-Saxons. Their language is based on old English and horses was a big part of the Normans' military tactics.

Kulkasha
Jan 15, 2010

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.

Alhazred posted:

More likely they're a mix of Normans and Anglo-Saxons. Their language is based on old English and horses was a big part of the Normans' military tactics.

Specifically, the Rohan play the role of the Visigoths under King Theoderic(King Theoden) at the Battle of Catalaunian Plains(Battle of Gondor), where they came to the aid of the Western Romans(Gondor) in defeating the Huns.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Kulkasha posted:

Specifically, the Rohan play the role of the Visigoths under King Theoderic(King Theoden) at the Battle of Catalaunian Plains(Battle of Gondor), where they came to the aid of the Western Romans(Gondor) in defeating the Huns.

Who is Aetius? Gandalf? Imrahil? Aragorn? Nobody really lines up.

Telarra
Oct 9, 2012

Kajeesus posted:

Is this cartoon suggesting that the ideal foreign policy would be "the best defense is a good offense?" Because that is seriously what it looks like.

Asay is not a smart person.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Alhazred posted:

More likely they're a mix of Normans and Anglo-Saxons. Their language is based on old English and horses was a big part of the Normans' military tactics.

Not so much a mix of Norman and Anglo-Saxon so much as purely Anglo-Saxon just with lots of horses. Tolkien had a theory that the reason the Anglo-Saxons fell to the Normans is they couldn't compete with Norman cavalry, and since he identified strongly with the Anglo-Saxon culture, obviously his fantasy world would feature a version of their culture where everyone was a horseman... Try winning Hastings now, William!

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Kajeesus posted:

Is this cartoon suggesting that the ideal foreign policy would be "the best defense is a good offense?" Because that is seriously what it looks like.

More than likely yes. They're sad that the middle east has not been glassed over yet.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Oops, Bell forgot to tell a joke. Although this isn't really a funny subject...

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
Meh

twerking on the railroad fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Apr 10, 2016

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Selachian posted:

Oops, Bell forgot to tell a joke. Although this isn't really a funny subject...



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIP_KDQmXs

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Rorus Raz posted:

11
Clinton's advisor and long-ally, Mark Penn, would leave the campaign after pissing off the base with Blackwater, Xe, Academi ties and I guess some other stuff. Penn doesn't seem all that into politics there days, doing a stint at Microsoft and who knows what now.

Penn will occasionally come out of the hole he lives in to insult Obama, leading wingnuts to soil themselves in joy, because even the liberal Mark Penn!!! thinks Obama sucks. See also: Lanny Davis, Doug Schoen, Pat Caddell. The last two offering one of the dumbest editorials ever written.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

cheerfullydrab posted:

Why is Eisenhower considered by a lot of people to be one of the "good ones"? It's his fault we are where we are with Iran today, also he had a big hand in the Vietnam debacle, just to name two things.

Ibogaine posted:

At the time, the right wing of the GOP wanted to go much further. While Eisenhower wanted to contain communism, the right wing of the party wanted to destroy it. (Another wing wanted to go back to isolationism.). Furthermore, the Democrats were just as much supporting military actions with the aim of defeating communism as the Republicans at the time. Kennedy, for example, was much more ferocious and hawkish in his anti-communist rhetorics than Eisenhower.

Internally, Eisenhower signed legislation that expanded Social Security, increased the minimum wage, created the Department of Health, Education and Welfare and supported government construction of low-income housing.

Personally, I think he was a better president than anyone since, though this may be more of an indictment of his successors than a praise for him.
Also, the Interstate Highway system, and also the rest stops along said Interstate Highways.

It cannot be understated how important and amazing the Interstate Highway system is.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Yeah the way I've always explained Eisenhower and to a lesser extent Nixon is that they existed before polarization took over with the rise of conservatism as the driving force behind being a Republican.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

gently caress Nixon, and gently caress Eisenhower to a lesser extent. Nixon was every bit as regressive as today's assholes. What saved the country was the solidly Democratic Congress and Nixon's lack of interest in domestic policy. Nixon vetoed a national childcare bill; does anyone think Bill Clinton or Obama would do that? Never let anyone tell you that Nixon was a liberal, or even moderate.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

cheerfullydrab posted:

Why is Eisenhower considered by a lot of people to be one of the "good ones"? It's his fault we are where we are with Iran today, also he had a big hand in the Vietnam debacle, just to name two things.

There is next to no cultural memory of Eisenhower because people in their 70s were barely teenagers when he left the White House.

Cruel and Unusual posted:

gently caress Nixon, and gently caress Eisenhower to a lesser extent. Nixon was every bit as regressive as today's assholes. What saved the country was the solidly Democratic Congress and Nixon's lack of interest in domestic policy. Nixon vetoed a national childcare bill; does anyone think Bill Clinton or Obama would do that? Never let anyone tell you that Nixon was a liberal, or even moderate.

Ironically, the rehabilitation of Nixon's image came not from the neocons, but from the progressives who hate their own party.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

D.N. Nation posted:

Penn will occasionally come out of the hole he lives in to insult Obama, leading wingnuts to soil themselves in joy, because even the liberal Mark Penn!!! thinks Obama sucks. See also: Lanny Davis, Doug Schoen, Pat Caddell. The last two offering one of the dumbest editorials ever written.

From the "Obama shouldn't run for reelection" article:

quote:

Moreover, if the president were to demonstrate a clear degree of bipartisanship, it would force the Republicans to meet him halfway. If they didn't, they would look intransigent,

:lol:

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Kwyndig posted:

That much Viagra would kill you.

Naw you'd just get a really stiff neck.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Rorus Raz posted:

10
Charlton Heston died eight years ago this week. Oh and of course, just as he promised throughout the campaign, Obama would eventually eliminate the second amendment and ban all guns forever.

Oh that Assay. "Picture an America where literally no one has guns! No one can accidentally or purposely shoot another human being! Wouldn't that just be the worst, guys?" :rolleyes:

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Cruel and Unusual posted:

gently caress Nixon, and gently caress Eisenhower to a lesser extent. Nixon was every bit as regressive as today's assholes. What saved the country was the solidly Democratic Congress and Nixon's lack of interest in domestic policy. Nixon vetoed a national childcare bill; does anyone think Bill Clinton or Obama would do that? Never let anyone tell you that Nixon was a liberal, or even moderate.

My edited post above was going to be a big Eisenhower carepost which I eventually decided would be too much of a derail here. Let me just say that even though I'd disagree with Eisenhower being "One of the good ones" (see his complete inaction on both racial issues and McCarthy), I think it's unfair to paint him with the Nixon brush. Nixon was forced on him by the republican old guard after he beat Taft's brains in during primary season.

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