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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Radio Paranoia posted:

I think I've found something document-worthy. It's like WikiHow, but inept and unnavigable on nearly every conceivable level. I know WikiHow and its ilk have been done multiple times, but is there room for this vein of content that would make a document worthwhile?

Sounds like it's better than Wikihow! Go ahead, please!

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Wish me luck! :patriot:

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
So remember that idea from one of the inventor episodes, a microwave that scans barcodes? Well it's up to over $250,000 on Kickstarter.

Tovala posted:

All you do is scan your meal’s barcode and press start. In 10 to 30 minutes your meal comes out freshly cooked and ready to eat.



https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1492357784/tovala-the-smart-oven-that-makes-home-cooking-easy

vvv Yeah sorry, it's not exactly a microwave; but they do pitch it as a replacement and lean heavily on the barcode scanning part. vvv

Gynocentric Regime fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Apr 3, 2016

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



What the gently caress are they cooking for 30 minutes in a microwave?

edit: It's a convection oven. :downs:

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

That's the least necessary thing I've ever seen, anything with a barcode has instructions for heating it. This is an oven exclusively for people too lazy to read the back of a box.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Yes hello hi, who can I pay to get Kumquatxop to shout an entire book at me? :allears:

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad

Moon Slayer posted:

Yes hello hi, who can I pay to get Kumquatxop to shout an entire book at me? :allears:

$1 a page for non-Glenn-Beck writings, $10 a page for Glenn Beck writings.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
God, what an episode. My body was throbbing so hard, it broke.

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

There was a time when I found kumquatxop annoying. What dark days those were.

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010
I'd chip in to have Kumquotxop (and other fplus people) do a dramatic reading of "Twisted!".

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:

I'd chip in to have Kumquotxop (and other fplus people) do a dramatic reading of "Twisted!".
In all seriousness, I wish they'd do a followup to that Wesley Crusher: Teenage gently caress Machine audiobook. I don't care if it's Kindle porn or fanfiction or The Eye of Argon; anything at all would be fantastic.

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Apr 4, 2016

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
BOVIS!

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

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The Fleshlight Forums episode just dropped. This is going to be a good one, I can feel it in my bones.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

'I Am Only a Mouth Yet Cannot Scream' is already a hella promising title. Also holy poo poo Jimmyfranks and Bunnybread together for this

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!
Oh my god it's so good so far.

"Whoaaa, my god, okay. You're making a lot of assumptions and I think all of them are correct."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

EmmyOk posted:

'I Am Only a Mouth Yet Cannot Scream' is already a hella promising title. Also holy poo poo Jimmyfranks and Bunnybread together for this

And STOG!

If Portaxx and Adam were in there too it'd be the perfect cast.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Rapidly Going Deaf > The F Plus: Step 1 - Put Your Dick In It

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx
God, if I had to rejoin the forums today, you can bet that Gestalt Vulva would be my username.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

That Nier sequel is taking a weird direction

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Listening to old episodes and I hate when they read thinks like "no1 2 love" as "no number one number two love" or "u" as "oo" because it makes it impossible to follow what they're saying.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

EmmyOk posted:

Listening to old episodes and I hate when they read thinks like "no1 2 love" as "no number one number two love" or "u" as "oo" because it makes it impossible to follow what they're saying.

That's my favorite fuckin' thing they do.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

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Reading typos and stupid abbreviated slang are essential to the F Plus. A statement like "Obama is blk, and blk ppl r bad" is nowhere near as funny if you read it differently from how it's written.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

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Speaking of racism, Lou Reads released a new episode about a violently racist place called poo poo Skin Plantation.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I like them pronouncing misspellings but saying "number 2" and "oo" make it really hard to parse the sentence.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Speaking of racism, Lou Reads released a new episode about a violently racist place called poo poo Skin Plantation.

drat, that name. I know racists aren't usually known for subtlety, but even the KKK would think that's too on-the-nose.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

This episode made me mad until the military part when it finally clicked. These guys are basically freepers ineptly lashing out while the world leaves the and people like them in the dirt.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

God loving damnit, I'm less than 10 minutes into this poo poo Skin episode of Lou Reads and I can't stop groaning. This is obnoxious :cripes:

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Speaking of racism, Lou Reads released a new episode about a violently racist place called poo poo Skin Plantation.

This was somehow way easier to listen to than the foreskin episode. Those poster names were incredible.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

Clips4Sale episode is up!

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Holy poo poo this is the best one in a while. There's just an unrelenting sense of glee at the silliness of it

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

They are fairly pumping out episodes recently.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

Aaaa, they didn't read the one where a woman is hypnotized into thinking she's a horny T-Rex

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

A Meat posted:

Aaaa, they didn't read the one where a woman is hypnotized into thinking she's a horny T-Rex

Okay if that didn't make the cut the episode must be pure gold.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
gently caress, DID ANYONE TELL THEM ABOUT GAY FART CLUB ON THAT WEBSITE

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

EmmyOk posted:

They are fairly pumping out episodes recently.

I'm falling behind because I'm at that phase where I've discovered another new podcast and a lot of my time has gone to catching up on that, so other casts go by the wayside.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Grondoth posted:

gently caress, DID ANYONE TELL THEM ABOUT GAY FART CLUB ON THAT WEBSITE

no, the first rule is not to.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
I vote "Yea" in favor of the cum tax

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

I didn't expect them to be that specific.


loving second life

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

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They really should have ended with clingfilm!

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dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

X-Ray Pecs posted:

They really should have ended with clingfilm!

Yeah, that's really the best way to wrap up an episode.

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