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you think if I sold my soul to the devil he could get Carl's Jr. to bring back captain crunch milkshakes? God drat.
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 21:59 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:49 |
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id sell my soul for a donut
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 21:59 |
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amityville anus posted:id sell my soul for a donut Any specific type or just the first one found laying around?
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:01 |
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to get my neg hole pozzed
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:02 |
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Eternal life and super powers like shooting fireballs and stopping time. Yeah you'd get bored and the devil would get his rocks off by having tricked you, but you still shoot fireballs so w/e.
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:03 |
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To remake the human race with fewer men and only hot women.
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:04 |
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super posting powers
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:04 |
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Zorodius posted:super posting powers Well, we all know this one didn't come true.
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:05 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Eternal life and super powers like shooting fireballs and stopping time. the twist is you can only shoot them out your butt and it makes a terrible wet fart sound
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:06 |
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VendaGoat posted:Well, we all know this one didn't come true. ayyyyyy
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:06 |
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2 more souls
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:07 |
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if i could smell one girl
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:07 |
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Another 10 minutes in the Ball Pitt
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:09 |
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a girl friend
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:09 |
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I'd sell my soul to delete all other men and all ugly women from the planetGRILLARY CLINTON posted:if i could smell one girl granted, but it's your mom, and you lose your sense of smell entirely except for her
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:10 |
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make anime real
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:11 |
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DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:make anime real granted but it's only boku no pico
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:12 |
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to be able to do flaming across-the-court dunks like in nba jam
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:21 |
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not flamboyantly homosexual dunks, gently caress, shoulda been more careful when writing this demonic contract
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:22 |
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an unbreakable heart
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:23 |
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I never really understood what selling one's soul would actually entail. Can someone fill me in on the details. I want to make sure I have all the facts before I post my final decision.
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:24 |
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nothing really. i would thank the devil for proving to me that i have an immortal soul though, thats useful information
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:26 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I'd sell my soul to delete all other men and all ugly women from the planet worth it
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:26 |
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my mom's dead so she probably smells pretty bad
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:27 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I never really understood what selling one's soul would actually entail. Can someone fill me in on the details. I want to make sure I have all the facts before I post my final decision. you become a low level petitioner to hell, depending on what sort of deal you make. the lowest simply become larva that are consumed by devils, if you are lucky you might evolve into a mindless sub-devil like a Manes. it's all spelled out pretty simply in the Fiendish Codex, and Manual of the Planes
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:29 |
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Rutibex posted:you become a low level petitioner to hell, depending on what sort of deal you make. the lowest simply become larva that are consumed by devils, if you are lucky you might evolve into a mindless sub-devil like a Manes. Wait so why the hell would someone opt in for something that would only be temporarily positive, at the expense of being eternally negative? People are dumb.
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:33 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Wait so why the hell would someone opt in for something that would only be temporarily positive, at the expense of being eternally negative? People are dumb. it's like the time I got your mom pregnant
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:34 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Wait so why the hell would someone opt in for something that would only be temporarily positive, at the expense of being eternally negative? People are dumb. you could probably be brought back with a Wish
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 22:36 |
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Rutibex posted:nothing really. Yeah I would end my life of sin and become a monk or whatever
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 23:08 |
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TheChad posted:Yeah I would end my life of sin and become a monk or whatever I'd keep right on eating the rear end
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 23:12 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Wait so why the hell would someone opt in for something that would only be temporarily positive, at the expense of being eternally negative? People are dumb. And despite the witful cunning, of forums poster Bloodfart McCoy, millions of time shares are sold yearly.
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 23:21 |
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How do people who actually, truly believe in Hell even function on a day-to-day basis? I'd be making GBS threads myself with existential fear every single second of every single day.
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 23:58 |
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could i be the new devil?
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# ? Apr 10, 2016 23:59 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:could i be the new devil? You have to kill the devil first and take his clothes, just like in the 1994 family comedy The Santa Clause, starring Tim Allen.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 00:01 |
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Cnut the Great posted:You have to kill the devil first and take his clothes, just like in the 1994 family comedy The Santa Clause, starring Tim Allen. i just looked at the summary on imdb because for some reason i always thought that movie was about a man trying to win back his divorced wife by being santa really well
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 00:05 |
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If I wish for eternal life is there no downside? Does having a soul or not affect you on the mortal plane?
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 00:21 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i just looked at the summary on imdb because for some reason i always thought that movie was about a man trying to win back his divorced wife by being santa really well It's a good thing I included the year, genre, and lead actor in my description of the movie. It probably reduced your imdb search time considerably.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 00:25 |
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why would i share my correspondence with the dark lord with the likes of YOU?
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 00:51 |
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The only interesting choice is immortality, and, even then, only if you can choose to be whatever age (physically) you want to be at any given time.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 00:52 |
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Imagine outliving everything and everyone you love, forever.
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