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If it makes sense, chances are it's not in the Star Wars Universe.
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life is a joke posted:I've been invited to golf with some work buddies a few times, still haven't done it but they're a fun crew and say it's exciting so I'm inclined to believe them. They say it don't matter how good you are because it's just a way to get out the house and hang out but I'm gonna hit the driving range first. Is there a golf thread on something awful? They have a thread in the sports forum for the masters, but I don't see a playing golf one, don't have search neither. also, there are golf carts
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FFT posted:it's an excuse to stand around and drink during daylight and occasionally inflict violence upon a small defenseless object Tell us more about your childhood. Were you assaulted often?
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WarpedNaba posted:If it makes sense, chances are it's not in
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life is a joke posted:Haaa awesome. Is that the 18th hole in one at the tournament ever, or were that #16 & #17 specific to that hole? Either way that's cool. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693961 There ya go.
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"Hey guys, I'm going to go outside, engage in physical activity, try a new sport and hang out and drink with some people; I should read a thread on the internet about it." but seriously, have fun. Golf is great.
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Golf is the only time in your life where driving drunk is not only condoned but encouraged.
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veedubfreak posted:Golf is the only time in your life where driving drunk is not only condoned but encouraged. Knew a guy who got a DUI trying to drive a golf cart home. For the record it would not have been possible for him to make it, and he didn't get super far.
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Skippy McPants posted:A problem which is not unique to the movies. The entire Star Wars franchise has a fetish for planet killing Super Weapons. For example, the Hutts tried to make a planet killer that was a stripped down Death Star super laser core. It promptly exploded on them.
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veedubfreak posted:Golf is the only time in your life where driving drunk is not only condoned but encouraged. In my younger years my friends and I had a drunk driving drinking game. Cop cars were a waterfall....
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Solice Kirsk posted:In my younger years my friends and I had a drunk driving drinking game. Cop cars were a waterfall.... Please tell me more about this game. I must play it with my alcoholic friends!
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nocal posted:Knew a guy who got a DUI trying to drive a golf cart home. For the record it would not have been possible for him to make it, and he didn't get super far. I was told a story by a Canadian band about how they got their name. A Constable came to their school to warn them about the dangers of drinking and driving and how he once arrested his neighbor for drinking while mowing his lawn while on a riding mower. Apparently, the Constable was pretty proud of himself. VVV That's my girlfriend's name. RoyKeen has a new favorite as of 16:35 on Apr 11, 2016 |
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And that band's name? Alberta Einstein
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Rysithusiku posted:Please tell me more about this game. I must play it with my alcoholic friends! Well, basically we played only when we were driving from one party to another. The rules were pretty simple: 1. Stop signs driver takes a drink 2. Red lights everyone but the driver drinks until its green 3. When someone finishes their beer (with the exception of the driver) they have to peg a sign with it (this is much easier with bottles than cans). If they miss they have to take another drink, if they connect the driver takes a drink. The driver gets to choose who tries on his behalf and the drinking punishment is reversed. 4. Cars with one headlight are a social. 5. Cops are a waterfall ending with the driver. 6. If you get pulled over everyone has to chug their beers before the cop gets to the window. (this rule never came up) I think there were a couple more rules, but those are the ones I remember. The cop waterfall only ever came up once and I'm super proud of us for sticking with the rule. We only played it like 3 times before we decided we had used all of our luck up and shelved it.
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blarzgh posted:"Hey guys, I'm going to go outside, engage in physical activity, try a new sport and hang out and drink with some people; I should read a thread on the internet about it." I already play sports ya ding dong, and I'm in work softball league so I get using sports as a front for day drinking. But ya, now that it's been pointed out to me, I'll probably avoid starting sentences with "ya know, I read online that in golf one should always..." which is a very "me" thing to do :p Anyway I'm posting lots bout golf in the funny pictures thread, ill stop but here have this old picture of the cool dog that people like: ![]()
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veedubfreak posted:Golf is the only time in your life where driving drunk is not only condoned but encouraged. The conversation makes it clear that most didn't get this joke but I wanted you to know that I did, forums user veedubfreak ![]()
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life is a joke posted:Anyway I'm posting lots bout golf in the funny pictures thread, ill stop but here have this old picture of the cool dog that people like: But what's the dog's putting average?
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All I need to know about golf I learned from this videogame trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wkuoPRFo_8
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Of all the problems with 1-3, focusing too much on death stars was not one of them.
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Choco1980 posted:The conversation makes it clear that most didn't get this joke but I wanted you to know that I did, forums user veedubfreak I'd hope we all got it. Its as old as golf itself.
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Man, they sure have fought a lot of wars over these "stars."
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Baron von Eevl posted:Man, they sure have fought a lot of wars over these "stars." And now with Starkiller Base, they fight wars with stars. Thank you, thank you. Try the veal. And now your main act, Jeff Dunham.
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TinTower posted:For example, the Hutts tried to make a planet killer that was a stripped down Death Star super laser core. The Darksaber ( ![]()
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I demand a starkiller starbase. Its a death star at the core of a star that drains stars to blow up stars. Edit: And piloted by sneetches with stars upon thars. gently caress it, I don't know. fishing with the fam has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Apr 12, 2016 |
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Well...it's not inaccurate...
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That is definitely their child.
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The picture for Episode IV is actually from Episode VI! ![]()
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Pops Mgee posted:The picture for Episode IV is actually from Episode VI! How easily we are snared. Let this be a lesson to ye.
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Al Lewis was a sweetheart, and doesn't deserve being compared to that monster. Hell, actual Dracula wouldn't even deserve it!
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Subjunctive posted:And yet, at least in women's curling, the competitors are generally a few standard deviations above normal for "hot". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAtBVRFD_Zg
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Eh, Philippe! Thees ees no so bad, oui?
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Another cool thing about golf is there is sometimes a co sessions cart that will bring food and beer/liquor to you. It's goddamned hard though. Hitting a small stationary object straight is loving ridiculously hard. So don't play for winning, don't keep score. Except poo poo you hit inadvertently. So far my score is 3 houses and a car. A car that was traveling towards me, and somehow managed to hit the side of it. loving banana shot.
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"It was self defense, your honor."
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"IM PROUD SAIYAN WARRIOR MOM GEEZ"
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Three seconds on Tumblr and he'll be posting 'I self-identify as a Semi-HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH'
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GWBBQ posted:I have a video that proves that claim and is also funny enough to stand on its own in the funny thread How did this happen.
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