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did you know that 100 out of 100 people who deep sea fish will die???
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I try to actively meet new people, because 100% of all blowjobs I've ever gotten came from a person who was once a stranger.
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Apr 8, 2016 23:41
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1 in 10 people dying on himelaya climbs can't possibly be right holy poo poo
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Citizen Tayne posted:You and everyone you know and love are going to die. hell yeah love sucks
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fool_of_sound posted:1 in 10 people dying on himelaya climbs can't possibly be right holy poo poo It makes sense, those big mountains are graveyards
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Apr 8, 2016 23:44
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Citizen Tayne posted:You and everyone you know and love are going to die. yeah but we're taking you with us
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Apr 8, 2016 23:45
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Let the baseball season finish first
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Apr 8, 2016 23:47
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Some activities are just not right for people who can be described as attention to detail not being their strong point.
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Apr 9, 2016 00:26
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Citizen Tayne posted:I try to actively meet new people, because 100% of all blowjobs I've ever gotten came from a person who was once a stranger. every one but maybe one or two of your sperms will die
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Apr 9, 2016 00:29
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Al! posted:every one but maybe one or two of your sperms will die every goddamn one if i have anything to say about it
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Apr 9, 2016 00:38
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Al! posted:every one but maybe one or two of your sperms will die Kill them all
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Citizen Tayne posted:Let the baseball season finish first "Pittsburgh man struck dead by wild hit during Pirates game"
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Apr 9, 2016 04:05
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uncurable mlady posted:"Pittsburgh man struck dead by wild hit during Pirates game" sources close to the man say he died as he lived: Pittsburghly
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Apr 9, 2016 04:08
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fool_of_sound posted:1 in 10 people dying on himelaya climbs can't possibly be right holy poo poo I bet the statistic is skewed by early
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Apr 9, 2016 04:22
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k2 has a 20% fatality rate everest is the central park of mountains
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Apr 9, 2016 04:25
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Everest is totally safe until one storm wipes three dozen people
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Apr 9, 2016 04:31
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Jonny 290 posted:k2 has a 20% fatality rate i was going to make a Rape Joke but i thought better of it besides, regular old consensual sex is probably hard enough on everest
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Apr 9, 2016 04:52
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theflyingexecutive posted:Everest is totally safe until one storm wipes three dozen people yeah, didn't the porters all go on strike sometime last year or the year before because the weather was unseasonably bad and there had been fatal accidents, but cashed up westerners were trying to proceed with their tourist climbs?
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~Coxy posted:yeah, didn't the porters all go on strike sometime last year or the year before because the weather was unseasonably bad and there had been fatal accidents, but cashed up westerners were trying to proceed with their tourist climbs? A whole bunch of sherpas died and the others ended the season out of solidarity. There was also a recent avalanche at base camp
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Apr 9, 2016 13:52
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Lol, wrong thread.
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Apr 9, 2016 15:31
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one of the few GBS threads that are still good, the annual everest thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762301 after years of watching everest be a tourist trap for rich idiots with egos, this years thread is a straight up death pool (just for the tourists though, sherpa deaths aren't part of it because they are just doing their jobs and sherpa deaths are still a tragedy)
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Apr 9, 2016 16:07
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El Mero Mero posted:I bet the statistic is skewed by early same but embroidered onto the back of my bright neon windbreaker of my perfectly preserved corpse on the slopes of everest
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Apr 11, 2016 00:59
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annapurna is the best mountain for killing people, 53 out of like 130 people have died trying to climb it.
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Apr 11, 2016 03:24
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don't worry eventually your frozen corpse will make its way to the bottom along the little rivulets of slushy sewage and discarded oxygen tanks
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Apr 11, 2016 04:30
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Al! posted:don't worry eventually your frozen corpse will make its way to the bottom along the little rivulets of slushy sewage and discarded oxygen tanks so it's basically the world's tallest waterslide? i may be back in
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Apr 11, 2016 07:05
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Trig Discipline posted:so it's basically the world's tallest waterslide? i may be back in tallest and slowest high altitude mountains feature "icefalls", ie glaciers flowing over rough / steep terrain. the ice breaks into slabs and shards and is constantly in slow motion, albeit more of a punctuated equilibrium slow most routes up mountains like everest have to cross at least one section of icefall and it is a great place to die by falling into an ice crevasse or getting crushed when a piece of ice the size of a house suddenly shifts. that's the scenario where your body will eventually be delivered to the bottom (probably ground to little pieces)
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Apr 11, 2016 11:27
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i don't think this has a kickstarter, but it's offensive to me anyway
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Apr 11, 2016 13:19
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Trig Discipline posted:eh, it's one of those things where a careful and well-trained person is actually very safe. and it's really, really amazing when you get over the technical hurdles and get comfortable with it this i have no problem believing. i grew up on jacques cousteau and national geographic books about cool poo poo under the water. for a while, my favorite super hero was aquaman, because he could swim really well and breathe under water (not because of anything he did; just the abilities seemed amazing to me) unfortunately, i am an enormous coward, and always have been if i wound up in "defending your life", they wouldn't even need a trial before throwing me back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sNzRa79zeo
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Apr 11, 2016 13:22
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prefect posted:i don't think this has a kickstarter, but it's offensive to me anyway what the gently caress is this even fo...oh gently caress you
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Apr 11, 2016 13:43
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i am the caffe & te
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Apr 11, 2016 13:44
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jesperwatch/jesper-the-ultimate-minimalist-watch?ref=category_popular literally a prop watch that does not tell time. quote:Jesper’s perfectly-weighted 45mm plated gunmetal body, sapphire crystal glass, and lush genuine leather band create a striking affront to today’s excessive lifestyles. because nothing says an "affront to today's excessive lifestyles" than buying a watch that doesn't do anything.
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Apr 11, 2016 13:47
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i'm the knobs that don't do anything on that ultimate minimalist watch
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Apr 11, 2016 13:57
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jesus chris thats the most irritating thing yet i eagerly await whatever tops it
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Apr 11, 2016 13:59
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jesperwatch/jesper-the-ultimate-minimalist-watch?ref=category_popular it actually makes perfect sense for the rolex crowd -- they don't buy watches to tell time. watches are just jewelry for them
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Apr 11, 2016 14:01
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quote:> What problem are you solving?
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Apr 11, 2016 14:06
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prefect posted:it actually makes perfect sense for the rolex crowd -- they don't buy watches to tell time. watches are just jewelry for them there's one fatal flaw in your theory: it's not a Rolex so it won't present as a status symbol, and it's 100 bucks so it's not really going to pull duty as a flashy piece of jewelry anyway.
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jesperwatch/jesper-the-ultimate-minimalist-watch?ref=category_popular Flatulence-Induced Hypoxia is real and these people suffer from it
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Apr 11, 2016 14:39
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prefect posted:it actually makes perfect sense for the rolex crowd -- they don't buy watches to tell time. watches are just jewelry for them that thing is fuckin ugly tho. not even gaudy, just ugly in a really boring way
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Apr 11, 2016 16:25
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Yodzilla posted:i'm the knobs that don't do anything on that ultimate minimalist watch
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