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Tesseraction posted:He's not 'struggling' he's saying 'sure, as soon as the postman gets off their arse.' Nobody else has had to 'wait for the postman'.
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OwlFancier posted:Can't you write HMRC and ask them to send you your last tax return? You can but this is the kind of basic competence that a political leader should be lambasted for.
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Pissflaps posted:Nobody else seems to have struggled with this. Your being very mean to him. He's an old man.
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Pissflaps posted:Nobody else has had to 'wait for the postman'. See: OwlFancier posted:I would take a wild guess and suggest that most of the tories probably don't do their own tax returns. Tesseraction posted:Yeah having a professional accountant (to help you avoid and maybe evade tax) means you're guaranteed to have photocopies ready at a moment's notice.
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Oh gently caress he's got backup.
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How about some UKIP are mental news http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/apr/11/foreign-doctors-should-be-deported-for-parking-offences-says-ukip quote:Ukip’s Northern Ireland leader has said he would deport foreign doctors even if they were only found guilty of a parking infringement.
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I'm not entirely sure that it's Jeremy Corbyn's fault that David Cameron has dodgy tax affairs and everyone therefore has to publish their tax returns.
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Jack the Lad posted:Nice summary of the new contract on that Telegraph article: Not pictured: - the openly admitted discrimination against women who take maternity leave and against people working less than full time - the fact that 'shift on a Saturday' doesn't include 'shift worked from Friday evening through Saturday morning', which means that 'not working two weekends in a row' can include 'working until 6am on Saturday every week' - the utter lack of any kind of accountability for shift pattern setting, despite the 'safety guardian' bullshit - etc
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OwlFancier posted:I'm not entirely sure that it's Jeremy Corbyn's fault that David Cameron has dodgy tax affairs and everyone therefore has to publish their tax returns. People did say this would be bad for Corbyn.
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OwlFancier posted:I'm not entirely sure that it's Jeremy Corbyn's fault that David Cameron has dodgy tax affairs and everyone therefore has to publish their tax returns. Hasn't Corbyn been demanding to see Cameron's tax records? Having his own to hand would have been fairly loving prudent.
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Pissflaps posted:Hasn't Corbyn been demanding to see Cameron's tax records? Oh come on. Seriously?
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Pissflaps posted:Hasn't Corbyn been demanding to see Cameron's tax records? He probably requested it. Surely you should know the snail's pace that HMRC moves at?
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OvineYeast posted:Oh come on. Seriously? Yes?
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Pissflaps posted:Hasn't Corbyn been demanding to see Cameron's tax records? Yes, but if we assume that he had already sent his off, that leaves the option of either: 1. Be psychic and know about cameron's dodgy tax outing in advance and keep a copy. 2. Not call Cameron out on it until he gets his back. Neither of which seem practical. "Yes I will publish my tax return as soon as HMRC gives me it back" hardly invalidates his point.
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OvineYeast posted:I'm guessing this will basically be an asset stripping job? Seems like the deal includes reduced pay, conditions and pensions for the workforce so yeah I imagine they'll just try to keep things running on an even keel for however long the deal requires them to keep it operating and then chop it up for parts.
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It's not as though today is filing day for your tax return it's just a case that he said "I will publish my tax return" and then went about trying to get it. Today is not a loving deadline - Gideon only promised to release his one 'soon' today.
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OwlFancier posted:Yes, but if we assume that he had already sent his off, that leaves the option of either: https://www.gov.uk/keeping-your-pay-tax-records/overview
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josh04 posted:"if only they possessed the intellectual rigor to cease belief in the sky fairy", cry people apparently too thick to distinguish between culture, history, philosophy, art, law, tradition, geography, religion. In your opinion does anyone actually believe in god? Or is it all just a handy catch all term. Without religion spitting and screaming for centuries about the dreaded gays most people wouldn't give a gently caress.
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Tesseraction posted:He probably requested it. Surely you should know the snail's pace that HMRC moves at? Which is a big part of why not keeping a copy of your own tax return is idiocy.
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Records are not tax returns, flaps. You use the former to fill out the latter.
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Tesseraction posted:Records are not tax returns, flaps. You use the former to fill out the latter. Then he'll have no problem providing the information that he's asked of others. We're at 'the dog ate my homework' levels of incompetency here. The guy is an idiot.
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Pissflaps posted:Then he'll have no problem providing the information that he's asked of others. No, he won't.
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Jose posted:How about some UKIP are mental news
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OvineYeast posted:No, he won't. According to this thread he has to wait for the postman before he can?
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Pissflaps posted:According to this thread he has to wait for the postman before he can? Apparently. Don't really see why this matters.
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Pissflaps posted:According to this thread he has to wait for the postman before he can? And?
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peanut- posted:Which is a big part of why not keeping a copy of your own tax return is idiocy. Truly this is the error that will bring down the Corbyn regime.
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"Terrorists have activated our nuclear weapons prime minister Corbyn we need you enter your code to disarm them." Er hang on I think i wrote them on a gas bill somewhere.
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Tesseraction posted:Truly this is the error that will bring down the Corbyn regime. Hardly. I think most are inured to the man's incompetency by now. It'll limp along until the next election.
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madey posted:"Terrorists have activated our nuclear weapons prime minister Corbyn we need you enter your code to disarm them." It's OK we just need to wait for the 'lazy' postman to turn up.
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Pissflaps posted:According to this thread he has to wait for the postman before he can? A better leader would have waited 4 to 6 weeks to demand Cameron publish his tax return And apparently Cameron hasn't released his either, just some summary from an accountant
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madey posted:"Terrorists have activated our nuclear weapons prime minister Corbyn we need you enter your code to disarm them." Truly, if terrorists somehow manage to access our nuclear weapons on a submarine in the middle of the ocean completely separate (by design) from the prime minister, his inability to find a shutdown code that he's never been provided will be the undoing of the Corbyn regime.
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Funny how despite these incompetence he's rising in the polls while Cameron is falling. I'm assuming if Windsock Burnham had been at the helm Labour would be +134% net approval rating.
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baka kaba posted:A better leader would have waited 4 to 6 weeks to demand Cameron publish his tax return A better leader would have something more to offer than an excuse when attempting to play holier than thou with tax records. Praseodymi posted:Why won't Pissflaps release his tax return? I don't submit a tax return. Tesseraction posted:Funny how despite these incompetence he's rising in the polls while Cameron is falling. I'm assuming if Windsock Burnham had been at the helm Labour would be +134% net approval rating. Political parties don't have approval ratings. Politicians do.
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Pissflaps posted:A better leader would have something more to offer than an excuse when attempting to play holier than thou with tax records. "According to Labour, MPs have to submit their tax returns by paper and Corbyn sent his only copy to HM Revenue and Customs." What would you have him do? Quit with the "anyone but Corbyn" poo poo and give a single actual alternative. What should he have done in this instance?
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Pissflaps posted:Political parties don't have approval ratings. Politicians do.  Hmmm truly Corbyn's decision to jump at Cameron prior to publishing his tax return is helping Cameron here.
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Tesseraction posted:Records are not tax returns, flaps. You use the former to fill out the latter.
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