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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Scathach posted:

Hey jackasses don't get the thread closed




:confused: congrats you've fallen for a troll

If you ever have a bad day, just remember you're not this person:

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fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day


Stood behind a dude in line at a restaurant who was sagging some JNCO sized shorts in 2016. Keep in mind he's of average height and not a dwarf like the perspective suggests.

Bonapartisan
May 20, 2004

Emperor of France
Creator of the Code Napoleon
Conqueror of the Ziggy Piggy

fullroundaction posted:



Stood behind a dude in line at a restaurant who was sagging some JNCO sized shorts in 2016. Keep in mind he's of average height and not a dwarf like the perspective suggests.

I think someone mentioned to me that JNCO's were either back in style or starting to come back. God has truly abandoned us.

Also, I didn't realize another AUG thread had been opened after the last one and I spent all day reading it. I am the AUG :(

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Hirayuki posted:

At least take your hat off at the table, fuckwit!



I think I may have mentioned it before, but at my work there's a call center guy who isn't just a portly fedora'd nerd, but who wears his headset over his fedora so that he doesn't have to take it off once during the workday.

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.
I haven't read this entire article yet because it's really long but boy, it's a doozy. It's about a voyeur who owns a motel which he specifically renovated so that he can spy on his guests through the ceiling vents. Everything he sees, he writes down.

Choice quotes:

quote:

I asked Foos if he ever felt guilty about spying on his guests. While he admitted to constant fear of being found out, he was unwilling to concede that his activities in the attic brought harm to anyone.

quote:

Then I stretched my neck in order to see as much as I could through the vent, nearly butting heads with Foos as I did so. Finally, I saw a naked couple spread out on the bed below, engaged in oral sex. Foos and I watched for several moments, and then Foos lifted his head and gave me a thumbs-up sign.

quote:

But only once, while posted in the attic, did he actually speak through a vent to a person below. He was looking down on Room 6, where he saw a guest eating Kentucky Fried Chicken while sitting on the bed. Instead of using paper napkins, the man cleaned his hands on the bedsheets. He then wiped the grease off his beard and mouth with the bedspread. Without realizing what he was doing, Foos shouted, “You son of a bitch!”

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/04/11/gay-talese-the-voyeurs-motel

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!


This is a shirt. Good thing we can't see the person who will be wearing it.

Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###

Hihohe posted:

anyway some actual content




My vagina is terrifying beautiful.

What is that tattoo on the dude of? Is that the Zune logo?

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
Yeah, it's a Zune logo. It got him some media attention at the time. I want to say he's got another Microsoft tattoo as well, but I can't remember what.

Bonapartisan
May 20, 2004

Emperor of France
Creator of the Code Napoleon
Conqueror of the Ziggy Piggy

Toast Museum posted:

Yeah, it's a Zune logo. It got him some media attention at the time. I want to say he's got another Microsoft tattoo as well, but I can't remember what.

I hope its this

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Bonapartisan posted:

I hope its this



It looks like you need help with tattoo removal...

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Bonapartisan posted:

I think someone mentioned to me that JNCO's were either back in style or starting to come back. God has truly abandoned us.

Also, I didn't realize another AUG thread had been opened after the last one and I spent all day reading it. I am the AUG :(

I blame Kevin Smith.

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BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I blame Kevin Smith for breathing, so I've got no objections.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Toast Museum posted:

Yeah, it's a Zune logo. It got him some media attention at the time. I want to say he's got another Microsoft tattoo as well, but I can't remember what.

He got a "Welcome to the social" tattoo as well, which was some dumb slogan microsoft used for the zune.


He later bought an ipod and got the tattoos covered.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Kevin Smith is the sloppiest looking famous person I have ever seen.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

It reminds me of my belief in middle school that if people couldn't see my rolls, they couldn't prove I was fat.

Then again I didn't also call myself "Fat Man" so who knows.

Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###

Wedemeyer posted:

:confused: congrats you've fallen for a troll

If you ever have a bad day, just remember you're not this person:



Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


this is probably old as gently caress but

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
That is too good to be true

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I Am Crake posted:

I haven't read this entire article yet because it's really long but boy, it's a doozy. It's about a voyeur who owns a motel which he specifically renovated so that he can spy on his guests through the ceiling vents. Everything he sees, he writes down.

Choice quotes:




http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/04/11/gay-talese-the-voyeurs-motel

:stare: Incredible? Awful? I have no idea.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Basticle posted:

this is probably old as gently caress but



Man, Zootopia is a weirder movie than I thought.

Build-a-Boar
Feb 11, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Basticle posted:

this is probably old as gently caress but



So this is what Jim Sterling (son) is doing with his Patreon money

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


I Am Crake posted:

I haven't read this entire article yet because it's really long but boy, it's a doozy. It's about a voyeur who owns a motel which he specifically renovated so that he can spy on his guests through the ceiling vents. Everything he sees, he writes down.

Choice quotes:




http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/04/11/gay-talese-the-voyeurs-motel

It's a good read. My favorite part is that he didn't become a voyeur because he owned a motel, but he bought and retrofitted a motel specifically so that he could watch people having sex... for decades.

His journal is pretty interesting. Spying on people for years end up making him really pessimistic about the human condition. No surprise to goons: most people are kind of gross and depressing in private.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010


Found on the photos for a local business via Google Maps

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

C.P.A.N. posted:



Found on the photos for a local business via Google Maps

What is this business and how may I hire them

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
That's clearly a women's top, but the slogan...

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Popeahuntis posted:

What is this business and how may I hire them
Obviously it's a slut loving business.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Heath posted:

That's clearly a women's top, but the slogan...

Women can't gently caress sluts?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Heath posted:

That's clearly a women's top, but the slogan...

I'll have you know I've hosed my fair share of sluts.

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chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Knormal posted:

Obviously it's a slut loving business.

"We have an excess of unfucked sluts! What are we going to do?"

"Guess we'll have to outsource."

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





Lookit this little KuKluxPup!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

C.P.A.N. posted:



Found on the photos for a local business via Google Maps

Grandpa hasn't been the same since grandma died.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Scroto Baggins posted:

Lookit this little KuKluxPup!



No shock that it's a white dog

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Scroto Baggins posted:

Lookit this little KuKluxPup!



A KuKluxKanine, surely.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

LawfulWaffle posted:

A KuKluxKanine, surely.

I bet that dog HATES b

No. no, thats too easy.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




LawfulWaffle posted:

A KuKluxKanine, surely.

KuPupsKlan.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

C.P.A.N. posted:



Found on the photos for a local business via Google Maps

Local you say?

You know what you must do.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
PUA video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWoFnvvQn9g

gentle pete has a new favorite as of 00:16 on Apr 12, 2016

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

All babies are ugly, bar none.

But there's nothing AUG about a father dozing off with his newborn after a long night.

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Is it me or does this guy look like lowtax?

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