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Can't believe they're not only tolerating the terrorist organizations of bird watchers, but THROWING THEM A FESTIVAL TOO? Read about this and more in my book, Aud'Qaeda: Terror Arrives on Watched Wings including 80 pages of detailed weapon specifications, an NRA bookmark, and no fewer than 3 shootouts
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*writes self published fan fiction where I cross draw on bird captors as an eagle soars through the air*
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The tiny spaceship disappeared into the fiery orange sky. "There goes the last surviving Freetopian." "I love you, George'El." "I love you, Martha'Lon. My only regret is that the hyper-liberals made us use inferior products before the sun exploded," he said as their bodies boiled into their base atomic parts in the heat of a On Earth, the spaceship streaked through the starry night sky before crashing into the wilds of rural Arizona with a deafening crash. "Did you hear that!?" "Go back to bed, LaVoy." "No... I need to check this out."
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cumshitter posted:The tiny spaceship disappeared into the fiery orange sky. This can only end with him failing to cross draw and then getting obliterated by the Fed space-baby
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Clark Finicum, covered in blood, towered over the mangled corpses of the OSP and FBI officers. He stood there huffing and shaking until he was brought back by his father's ragged voice. He cried as he ran to LaVoy. "Son... you made me proud... I never told you... you don't have a berth certificate... we never got you a Social... you never joindered... that's why they can't hurt you... use your powers for freedom... you're a... sovereign man."
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cumshitter posted:you're a... sovereign man."  Sovereign Man HP: 88 Stage: Abandoned Park Attack Damage: 5 (contact) 2, immobilize (Stink Trap) 6 (Rush Posse) 4 (Random Fire) 4 (Quick Draw) 4 (Tarp Shield throw) Weapon: Tote Gun (Player also gets Rush Marine) Weaknesses: Tote Gun (1 hit KO), Legal Bind (stuns, 8 damage), Mega Buster CD data (English edition) He disobeys Wily often and wants to create his own robot-only nation. "Am I being detained?!?!" Good Point: Independent Bad Point: Clumsy, Sticky-fingered Like: Guns, flags Dislike: Rules Discendo Vox has issued a correction as of 01:06 on Apr 10, 2016 |
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I've been reading this book on my Kindle lately: http://www.amazon.com/The-Terrorist-Next-Door-Movement/dp/0312320418 I don't know how much stock to put into it, but it seems well put-together. If anything, the reviews are pretty hilarious: http://www.amazon.com/The-Terrorist...1&sortBy=recent
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cumshitter posted:Clark Finicum, covered in blood, towered over the mangled corpses of the OSP and FBI officers. He stood there huffing and shaking until he was brought back by his father's ragged voice. He cried as he ran to LaVoy. I am the corporation known as Kal El Discendo Vox posted:
"Am I being detained?!?!"
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Alan Smithee posted:"Am I being detained?!?!" You're right, that's better. There's a right-wing mega man hack in all this somewhere... The Rush puns write themselves.
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*energy bar goes up* *Mega man switches to shockman*
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Plan Z posted:I've been reading this book on my Kindle lately: Thers another book with the same title about government muslims http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0064X7B9A?vs=1 This guy reviewed both of them http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/AMITEU7SWPRL/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_pdp?ie=UTF8
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katlington posted:Thers another book with the same title about government muslims I am more confident in my purchase ty
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Discendo Vox posted:
Sovereign Man, Sovereign Man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Sovereign Man Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Sovereign Man? Degraded man, Sovereign Man Government Man, Government Man Government Man hates Sovereign Man They have a fight, Government wins Government Man
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I refuse to use save points in video games. They're nothing but a sneaky and insidious way to trick you in to creating joinder. True patriots only play iron man style. I have an old laptop that's been running a game of Civ 4 for over 10 years... loving tough game, man.
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cumshitter posted:I refuse to use save points in video games. They're nothing but a sneaky and insidious way to trick you in to creating joinder. True patriots only play iron man style. by not emptyquoting this i create joinder with you 
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:by not emptyquoting this i create joinder with you invalid because these forums have a blue fringe when you're a free man of the forums no one but Mod himself can cast judgement on your posts
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Geoj posted:Sovereign Man, Sovereign Man
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"Go ahead, make the first move Obama! " Obama didn't even look up from his desk. "I will when I'm ready, Sovereignman." Above, the roofers continued hammering and sawing at the hole Sovereignman had punched through the ceiling. Secret Servicemen lazed on the nearby couches, keeping a bored eye on our intrepid hero. "I've got you right where I want you!"" "Mmmhmmm, you sure do."
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When you think about it, Obama did just what they wanted. Ending TARP.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:31
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Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name.
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. okay
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. I -- AUTOAIM.CFG [A SEAFARING VESSEL] -- wish to create joinder with my SovCit militia name.
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Was mostly joking but okay let's try Staff Colonel Lieutenant George S. GAT-ton autoaim.cfg posted:I -- AUTOAIM.CFG [A SEAFARING VESSEL] -- wish to create joinder with my SovCit militia name. USS Major Ephraim Jeshua Tarnation
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Plan Z posted:
Ftfy
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. Is sempai detaining me!?
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Raku posted:Is sempai detaining me!? Captain First Class Hieronymous Appolyon (HIN# JHCAR15J666)
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Raku posted:Is sempai detaining me!? senapi will never create joinder with you Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. Hit me.
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CommanderApaul posted:Hit me. General USS Bestiarius Enterprise Tremain. The birds that land on you and eat things off of you qualify you as an aircraft carrier.
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Ugh god you guys sovcits DONT want to be boats duh. Plan Z is clearly a UN-backed(unbacked) CORPORATION tricking you into creating joinder.
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name.
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. I'm game.
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. this post has a gold fringe and is an admirality post
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. yes
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Colonel Jailor Son of Jefferson. You seize the tyrannical Federal employees and jail them underneath rock-weighted tarps. Tubesock Holocaust posted:I'm game. General Aha Jefferson Logisticus. You preside over the Jerky Fields, prairie-smoked by "illegally" charred state flowers. Otisburg posted:this post has a gold fringe and is an admirality post Colonel of the Color Guard, Flagg Antyrranus. These colors don't run, they just try to negotiate and sneak away under the cover of night. PathAsc posted:yes Admiral of the Iowa Land Forces Zenock Stoner Madison. You are the literal naval commander of the landlocked ground forces of Des Moines.
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You can tell he's done his research because he's giving out flag ranks like they're candy. No one goes off to start their own militia and be a lance corporal.
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. The flag is good fringed, drop the vaccine syringe! 
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Icon Of Sin posted:The flag is good fringed, drop the vaccine syringe! Air Commodore Arthurcles of Confederation. You sexually and legally identify as a PBY Catalina. Several birds with one stone.
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. this doesn't count as joinder does it
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. I do not wish to create joinder with you.
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