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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

Vera said that? :confused:

I don't know Mr IMJack, my chiropractor says I shouldn't carry you home anymore...

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
This is even more painful than it looks...

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Root Bear posted:

This is even more painful than it looks...


Not trash canfire hydrant, Root Bear, Dr. Jimmy's Miracle Spine-O-Cylinder!




Patent pending.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Root Bear posted:

This is even more painful than it looks...



Root Bear, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange goon ever offers you a custom avatar, I say take it.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Justice Sloth posted:

Root Bear, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange goon ever offers you a custom avatar, I say take it.

If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Class3KillStorm posted:

If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.

Dental plan!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Writer Cath posted:

Dental plan!

Cath needs braces!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Cath needs braces!



BULLSEYE!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

This is even more painful than it looks...


Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Not trash canfire hydrant, Root Bear, Dr. Jimmy's Miracle Spine-O-Cylinder!




Patent pending.

Justice Sloth posted:

Root Bear, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange goon ever offers you a custom avatar, I say take it.

This is even more painful quotable than it looks...

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.
Isn't that just pointless busywork?


TMMadman posted:



BULLSEYE!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


CatchrNdRy posted:

Isn't that just pointless busywork?

Bullseye. Get cracking.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

DizzyBum posted:

Bullseye. Get cracking.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Hush, my pet. Now, let us gather our rosebuds while we may.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Justice Sloth posted:

Hush, my pet. Now, let us gather our rosebuds while we may.

So that explains his mysterious trip to Holland...

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


IMJack posted:

So that explains his mysterious trip to Holland...

No, IMJack is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam!

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

DizzyBum posted:

No, IMJack is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam!

Well you know, a healthy baby can bring upwards of $60,000...

Of course that was just a test. Had you reacted differently you'd be in jail right now...simply a test.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

So that explains his mysterious trip to Holland...

IMJack, how'd you like to escort 500 Big Macs to Marlon Brando's island?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

So that explains his mysterious trip to Holland...

What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? :confused:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



DRINK DUFF!!

responsibly

DRINK DUFF!!

responsibly

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

IMJack, how'd you like to escort 500 Big Macs to Marlon Brando's island?



Ooooooohh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

DizzyBum posted:

DRINK DUFF!!

responsibly

DRINK DUFF!!

responsibly

Surly only looks out for one guy--Surly.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Everything Counts posted:

Surly only looks out for one guy--Surly.

Please stop kicking and punching Duffman.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Justice Sloth posted:

Please stop kicking and punching Duffman.
Animals are a lot like people, some of them act badly because they have had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.



Stop that Justice Sloth.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

Surly only looks out for one guy--Surly.

Sorry, Surly. :ohdear:

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

TMMadman posted:



Ooooooohh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011




Fear not, Baka-nin. You'll be preserved in this Mylar pouch, forever remaining in... near-mint condition between Doctor Who and, of course, Yasmine Bleeth.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Class3KillStorm posted:

Fear not, Baka-nin. You'll be preserved in this Mylar pouch, forever remaining in... near-mint condition between Doctor Who and, of course, Yasmine Bleeth.

Wait a second.... Xena can't fly!

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Justice Sloth posted:

Please stop kicking and punching Duffman.
Please have mercy...not funny...oh...remember your Hippopotamus Oath...

Jerusalem posted:

Wait a second.... Xena can't fly!


A penguin? And he's been drinking...wait a minute. Penguins can't fly. Penguins can't fly!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

MrSlam posted:

Please have mercy...not funny...oh...remember your Hippopotamus Oath...



A penguin? And he's been drinking...wait a minute. Penguins can't fly. Penguins can't fly!


Uh, oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Do over Ham posted:

Uh, oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.

Yes, Do over Ham, everything stinks.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Yes, Do over Ham, everything stinks.

This thread has a weird smell... that you're probably all used to.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Yes, Do over Ham, everything stinks.

I just want attention. :corsair:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

I just want attention. :corsair:

Stupid babies need the most attention!

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

TMMadman posted:

Animals are a lot like people, some of them act badly because they have had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.



Stop that Justice Sloth.

All right, TMMadman, you got your way. Everything Counts is going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell them to leave me. It'll break up the thread and you'll have to live with Do over Ham and pick beans.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Justice Sloth posted:

All right, TMMadman, you got your way. Everything Counts is going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell them to leave me. It'll break up the thread and you'll have to live with Do over Ham and pick beans.

Go upstairs and pack your bags! We're going to start a new life... under the sea.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Justice Sloth posted:

All right, TMMadman, you got your way. Everything Counts is going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell them to leave me. It'll break up the thread and you'll have to live with Do over Ham and pick beans.

But I like picking beans with Do over Ham.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Justice Sloth posted:

All right, TMMadman, you got your way. Everything Counts is going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell them to leave me. It'll break up the thread and you'll have to live with Do over Ham and pick beans.

When we started posting you said my harvesting days were over! :mad:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Justice Sloth posted:

All right, TMMadman, you got your way. Everything Counts is going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell them to leave me. It'll break up the thread and you'll have to live with Do over Ham and pick beans.

Oooh! A lima bean that looks just like Lowtax! I'll put it with the others.

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Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

MrSlam posted:



A penguin? And he's been drinking...wait a minute. Penguins can't fly. Penguins can't fly!



I cast thee out!

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