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Xenomrph posted:The irony being that several years later, Disney bought Marvel so it wouldn't have loving mattered haha I'm sure that's fine, why would you want to make Lex Luthor a returning villain anyways 
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Xenomrph posted:Also I read that Eisenberg isn't interested in playing Lex Luthor anymore, making his performance the ultimate troll. poo poo all over the character and then peace out and let the studio and future directors deal with the fallout. do you have a source because that is one of the funniest things i can picture an actor doing
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mclast posted:do you have a source because that is one of the funniest things i can picture an actor doing http://screencrush.com/jesse-eisenberg-lex-luthor-justice-league/
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Apr 11, 2016 04:58
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Xenomrph posted:Also I read that Eisenberg isn't interested in playing Lex Luthor anymore In a darkened room Kevin Spacey sits, casting furtive glances toward his phone. Across town, Joel Schumacher's long dormant vintage pager springs to unholy life.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:BvS was supposed to be DC's answer to The Avengers but it's absolutely getting wrecked, there's no way it'll even make 2/3 of what The Avengers got. BvS also has the extra charge for 3D. Deadpool and Superman 3 didn't have that. Makes it even more pathetic.
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Apr 11, 2016 04:59
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Xenomrph posted:I misspoke, Eisenberg wants to return but the studio hasn't told him of any future plans to use Luthor yet.  if goyer worked on the nolan batmans, i'm pretty sure the only thing i didn't like about BvS was snyderi can see him getting work after 300, but after Watchmen needed a 3 hours directors cut for apologists to like it, what idiot in the world entrusted him with their tentpole movies eisenberg is a workable Lex
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Apr 11, 2016 05:19
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Xenomrph posted:The irony being that several years later, Disney bought Marvel so it wouldn't have loving mattered haha I'm sure he's bound by some contract poo poo, unless he was clever enough to avoid that. Eisenberg is kind of an rear end in a top hat in general, but I'm glad to see he's an equal opportunity rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 11, 2016 05:24
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Like yeah the original comic is better for many reasons, but the movie does a really admirable job of adapting it and keeping it intact, and happens to fix some of the goofier poo poo from the comic that would make mainstream audiences say "wait, what?" Like I said, I really don't mind Snyder on the whole. He's got an interesting style and it lends itself well to certain projects, I just don't think Superman is one of them.
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Apr 11, 2016 06:25
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many johnnys posted:Superman, bloodied on the ground: Help... Bort...
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Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey) (quietly drop the senior) is confronted by the reanimated clone Superman that was buried in Kansas who now has a corpse-blue skintone and dead eyes. The assembled Justice League fight off killer clone Superman who's going crazy and erratically destroying things. Thanks to Batman doing detective poo poo, we find out that, on Zod's ship in Man of Steel, Superman was placed in one of those dildo phantom zone things and his clone was who Lois Lane and Russell Crowe freed (this is when Superman returned to earth and started being a huge dick who kills people and never does anything heroic). It's already established in MoS that the Kryptonians were way into cloning (in the comics this is also where Doomsday comes from, so there's more precedent). As evil Superman owns the Justice League, we get the badass showdown between evil Superman and Wonder Woman. To much fanfare and happiness the long frozen real Superman escapes the phantom zone and returns to earth. He kicks the poo poo out of Bizarro but refuses to kill him. He leaves him weakened and Superman finds out Lex Luthor had invented a special chamber to contain a weakened Superman where he can't absorb healing solar energy. Superman puts Bizarro in the device to contain him. Then Darkseid shows up and does his thing. Directed by literally anyone but Zack Snyder. ------- And now your Snyderverse is unfucked without having to reboot the franchise 2 movies into it. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Apr 11, 2016 |
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Apr 11, 2016 10:42
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Good idea but you can't use Kevin Spacey since he was already Lex in a different continuity. It would be weird, and also I didn't like his performance much anyway. Give Bryan Cranston all the money to save this poo poo instead.
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Apr 11, 2016 10:46
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:As evil Superman owns the Justice League, we get the badass showdown between evil Superman and Wonder Woman. To much fanfare and happiness the long frozen real Superman escapes the phantom zone and returns to earth. He kicks the poo poo out of Bizarro but refuses to kill him. He leaves him weakened and Superman finds out Lex Luthor had invented a special chamber to contain a weakened Superman where he can't absord healing solar energy. Superman puts Bizarro in the device to contain him. Part of the fight occurs in a junkyard. (it's an homage) I didn't mind Spacey's impersonation of Hackman's Luthor, but definately seconding Cranston.
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Apr 11, 2016 10:48
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Doflamingo posted:Give Bryan Cranston all the money to save this poo poo instead. This is way better but I figured he wouldn't do it because surely he was asked. I mean what kind of loving drooling imbecile wouldn't cast him first to play Lex in a Superman movie?
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Apr 11, 2016 10:49
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This whole thing makes me nostalgic for translucent viscera and giant spiders.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Just like how Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie The Iron Giant is the best Superman movie. A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Don't forget The Incredibles is the best Fantastic Four movie. Close, lock, goldmine
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Apr 11, 2016 12:39
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Star Trek 4 is better than Galaxy Quest
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Apr 11, 2016 13:29
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which ones are star trek 4 and superman 3 this poo poo is too confusing for me i need the tagline and possibly release year
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Apr 11, 2016 14:20
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thathonkey posted:which ones are star trek 4 and superman 3 this poo poo is too confusing for me i need the tagline and possibly release year the ones with whales and the one with robots
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Apr 11, 2016 14:26
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Superman should go back to fighting robots.
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Apr 11, 2016 15:00
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Groovelord Neato posted:didn't he frame superman by using bombs and guns. why. Not just any guns. Guns with special snowflake bullets only his company makes.
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Apr 11, 2016 17:31
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Shaocaholica posted:Not just any guns. Guns with special snowflake bullets only his company makes. With bullets that had trouble penetrating a small notebook
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Apr 11, 2016 17:33
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TLG James posted:With bullets that had trouble penetrating a small notebook Must have been a bad one. The other one didn't have any trouble going through Jimmy's head.
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Do any of you get bothered by the fact that some of Suicide Squad settings are so "realistic"? I mean those military dudes and helicopter make me feel like I am watching a Michael Bay/CoD trailer. Can't they just design some more fantasy looking? They are all loving CGI. I hope they don't talk about Arabic terrorist in SS.
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whatever7 posted:Do any of you get bothered by the fact that some of Suicide Squad settings are so "realistic"? It bothered me that BvS was set in a fictionalized version of our world with made-up cities, but they have contemporary talking heads from CNN and Cosmos to pull you out of it. Like make up some talking heads that work for Chanel 7 WBX in Metropolis or whatever.
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Otisburg posted:It bothered me that BvS was set in a fictionalized version of our world with made-up cities, but they have contemporary talking heads from CNN and Cosmos to pull you out of it. Like make up some talking heads that work for Chanel 7 WBX in Metropolis or whatever. Soledad O'Brien shoulda been Wonder Woman. It's a great disguise.
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Apr 12, 2016 02:36
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Otisburg posted:It bothered me that BvS was set in a fictionalized version of our world with made-up cities, but they have contemporary talking heads from CNN and Cosmos to pull you out of it. Like make up some talking heads that work for Chanel 7 WBX in Metropolis or whatever. Something that I was reminded of recently with all the talk about why's there a Daily Planet in MoS and BvS when print media is dying. Isn't the Daily Planet in Superman Returns actually a media conglomerate? Like print division is just one part of it, it's also a cable network.
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Young Freud posted:Something that I was reminded of recently with all the talk about why's there a Daily Planet in MoS and BvS when print media is dying. Isn't the Daily Planet in Superman Returns actually a media conglomerate? Like print division is just one part of it, it's also a cable network. I don't think that's established in either movie, but it would solve two problems if they made it so: You could have your talking heads just be character actors for "DPNN" or whatever instead of subverting your comic reality with Anderson Goddamned Cooper, and Clark's job ceases to be quite so absurd an anachronism.
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Otisburg posted:I don't think that's established in either movie, but it would solve two problems if they made it so: Or you bring on real anchors as fake anchors, like Robocop's "Casey Wong" i.e. L.A.-area newscaster Mario Machado or CBC host Patrick Watson playing a major role in Countdown To Looking Glass (holy poo poo, that's a obscure reference)
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That fire escape Batman lands on when he's trying to get away from Doomsday in the final battle, that's totally the same fire escape he got his rear end kicked by the three burglars in Batman Year One. As obscure references go.
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Apr 12, 2016 03:37
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I like that in the animated version of The Dark Knight Returns they kept the news anchor with a lobster on her head.  
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Network Pesci posted:That fire escape Batman lands on when he's trying to get away from Doomsday in the final battle, that's totally the same fire escape he got his rear end kicked by the three burglars in Batman Year One. As obscure references go. The one where hes all "NO IM NOT A KILLER" as far as obscure juxtapositions go!
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loving lol at the CD posters who see people edging away from their dumb opinions to laugh at them at discrete distance away and interpret it as people going to SAFE SPACES to MELT DOWN because they can't handle THE VISIONARY QUALITIES OF BATMAN VS SUPERMAN. 
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lazorexplosion posted:loving lol at the CD posters who see people edging away from their dumb opinions to laugh at them at discrete distance away and interpret it as people going to SAFE SPACES to MELT DOWN because they can't handle THE VISIONARY QUALITIES OF BATMAN VS SUPERMAN. You know, as if their thread isn't the one championing a moody, violent, unrelatable (Bizarro) Superman. 
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lazorexplosion posted:loving lol at the CD posters who see people edging away from their dumb opinions to laugh at them at discrete distance away and interpret it as people going to SAFE SPACES to MELT DOWN because they can't handle THE VISIONARY QUALITIES OF BATMAN VS SUPERMAN. Can you mock them to their face in CD without getting probated immediately? I would much rather do that.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Can you mock them to their face in CD without getting probated immediately? I would much rather do that. I'm tryin :p
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Apr 12, 2016 06:02
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numberoneposter posted:the fact that its so terrible just makes me want to see it more tbh it's not the fun kind of bad like a manic nick cage movie or even like a transformers or a fast and furious. it's just you know exhausting to watch in a really dismal way
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Otisburg posted:tbh it's not the fun kind of bad like a manic nick cage movie or even like a transformers or a fast and furious. it's just you know exhausting to watch in a really dismal way transformers 4 is probably my favorite bad movie
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numberoneposter posted:thats unfortunate, just awkward snyder movie i guess. i dunno i liked watchmen, do you think id even half enjoy this movie if i liked watchmen? i sincerely believe this film has less fun with its premise than watchmen did. i will readily concede the character assassination of superman into a dismal frowning fart was a big part of it.
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