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Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Scruff McGruff posted:

One that really boggled my mind was someone that had their flashers on because they were driving very slow on the highway while it was raining, which on it's own isn't a bad thing, but they were in the far left lane while doing it. If you're going to drive so slow that you feel you need to turn on your hazards you don't do it in the fast/passing lane. :psyduck:

I hate driving in lovely weather because everyone and their brother seems to forget how to drive in lovely weather. Usually it's the "I'm in an SUV/Truck so I don't have to worry about paltry things like weather" guys that are the worse. Even if they somehow manage to not put themselves in the ditch, kicking up a 10 foot high plume of snow/water behind them obscures visibility and can cause accidents that they're not even involved in. That or a Semi passing you in heavy wind and creating a wake that sucks you sideways on a slippery road.

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veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
I tend to throw on my flashers if the freeway comes to a complete stop in a place where it shouldn't. In the hopes that whoever is coming up behind me doesn't plow in to me.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

One of my favorite things to do in GTAV is to go hit the golf course, swipe a golf cart and just ride that fucker all over creation. Basically it sort of recreates both of these videos with the option of gunfire and cop car chases :allears:

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

veedubfreak posted:

I tend to throw on my flashers if the freeway comes to a complete stop in a place where it shouldn't. In the hopes that whoever is coming up behind me doesn't plow in to me.

That's the adviced behavior in Germany. Last one in line turns on the hazard light.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

MNIMWA posted:

This is great - the failed, painful-looking leap to try and grab the trailer, the tractor joining in...

The only thing that could make it better would be if those motorbikes toppled over like dominos

There's a moment where the blue car is slowing down and you think it's not quite going to make it to the motorcycles...

...and then the tractor decides to join in. :toot:

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

oldpainless posted:

I was in Austin

there's really no need to say anything more. goondolences

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


People + Fire:



http://i.imgur.com/qQxLUxz.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/5gQURGz.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/FfPswPG.gifv

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
The golf balls bouncing away really make those cart videos.

:doink: :doink: down the path.

Nuggan
Jul 17, 2006

Always rolling skulls.
Dark Souls 3 is out on PC, and Steam is having none of it for people that preloaded. The thread is full of people being told they have to wait a year to play:














Meanwhile, those of us playing on ps4 have to wait another 5 hours.





Bonus car accident: http://i.imgur.com/t3HuRIx.gifv

Nuggan has a new favorite as of 00:13 on Apr 12, 2016

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

A collection of motorcycle vs. motorcycle police chases from Brazil. Schadenfreude combined with some badass chases.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33BTSnQFuz0

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





That one car catches on fire like, immediately. :psyduck:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

chitoryu12 posted:

A collection of motorcycle vs. motorcycle police chases from Brazil. Schadenfreude combined with some badass chases.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33BTSnQFuz0

This was good.

Why don't the cops have their lights on more often? I kept waiting for a car to come out of a cross street and splatter one. Also: that kitty :ohdear: :3:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nuggan
Jul 17, 2006

Always rolling skulls.

13Pandora13 posted:

That one car catches on fire like, immediately. :psyduck:

He probably shot it a few times and hit a few cars before that.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Perfect.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.


:perfect:

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

:sigh: I wish they'd make another Burnout.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Data Graham posted:

So does Pensacola just not have traffic or



I mean that's like North Korea right there.

It’s probably like 6 o’clock on a Sunday morning.

e: Make that Saturday morning. This is Florida. At 6 o’clock on Sunday mornings, the roads are packed with Waffle House traffic.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I like how the dark-colored car on the right seems to be sneaking off after that crash. Like, "Holy poo poo I can't believe that just happened so I'm just gonna go now, screaming internally."

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.

13Pandora13 posted:

That one car catches on fire like, immediately. :psyduck:

Is it some weird artifacting or does the almost-roll-over's interior burst into flames too? :aaa:

e: i would say it's a reflection of the car in the intersection, but the angle doesn't seem right for it to be...?

Handiklap has a new favorite as of 03:46 on Apr 12, 2016

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Scruff McGruff posted:

I've seen people turn on hazards while driving to indicate when they are on the phone, people use them for the stupidest things. One that really boggled my mind was someone that had their flashers on because they were driving very slow on the highway while it was raining, which on it's own isn't a bad thing, but they were in the far left lane while doing it. If you're going to drive so slow that you feel you need to turn on your hazards you don't do it in the fast/passing lane. :psyduck:

My favorite in lovely northeast weather is that when conditions are so bad and visibility so poor that people are driving at 40mph on the interstate but still won't turn on their loving lights because it's still technically daytime.



Did I just watch somebody fry?

Phanatic has a new favorite as of 03:51 on Apr 12, 2016

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
EXCLUSIVE! Porn Giant XHamster Is Shutting Off Access For North Carolina Because Of Anti-LGBT Law

"We are appalled by the recent events that have transpired in North Carolina. We have spent the last 50 years fighting for equality for everyone and these laws are discriminatory which XHamster.com does not tolerate. As of today, access to XHamster.com is blacked out in the state of North Carolina until further notice. Judging by the stats of what you North Carolinians watch, we feel this punishment is a severe one. We will not standby and pump revenue into a system that promotes this type of garbage. We respect all sexualities and embrace them."

Rumor is pornhub etc are going to do the same.

NC will need woods porn soon.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Phanatic posted:

Did I just watch somebody fry?

Yeah, it’s not uncommon.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Lime Tonics posted:

Judging by the stats of what you North Carolinians watch, we feel this punishment is a severe one.

Best line in the quote. Now I want those stats.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
http://en.dailypakistan.com.pk/pakistan/bomb-explodes-inside-atc-in-karachi/

Turns out, a grenade in a courtroom is a bad idea, even if the guy says he's an expert with it.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Lime Tonics posted:

EXCLUSIVE! Porn Giant XHamster Is Shutting Off Access For North Carolina Because Of Anti-LGBT Law

"We are appalled by the recent events that have transpired in North Carolina. We have spent the last 50 years fighting for equality for everyone and these laws are discriminatory which XHamster.com does not tolerate. As of today, access to XHamster.com is blacked out in the state of North Carolina until further notice. Judging by the stats of what you North Carolinians watch, we feel this punishment is a severe one. We will not standby and pump revenue into a system that promotes this type of garbage. We respect all sexualities and embrace them."

Rumor is pornhub etc are going to do the same.

NC will need woods porn soon.


"Huffington Post posted:

“Back in March, we had 400,000 hits for the term ‘Transsexual’ from North Carolina alone,” he said. “People from that state searched ‘Gay’ 319,907 times,” he added.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

http://en.dailypakistan.com.pk/pakistan/bomb-explodes-inside-atc-in-karachi/

Turns out, a grenade in a courtroom is a bad idea, even if the guy says he's an expert with it.

I think that guy demonstrated pretty clearly that he's not at all an expert at grenades.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Hyperlynx posted:

I think that guy demonstrated pretty clearly that he's not at all an expert at grenades.

The most important thing to remember about hand grenades is that the hard part about making them is balancing the fuse mechanism between "reliably explodes as advertised" and "is always exploding." A grenade is never safe unless the fuse has been completely removed.

e: HAHAHAHAHAHAH went back to read the article and :wtc: why would someone do that

LonsomeSon has a new favorite as of 07:59 on Apr 12, 2016

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

LonsomeSon posted:

The most important thing to remember about hand grenades is that the hard part about making them is balancing the fuse mechanism between "reliably explodes as advertised" and "is always exploding." A grenade is never safe unless the fuse has been completely removed.

Sure, but as I understand it's considerably less safe once the pin is pulled and the spoon released, as this chap was said to have done. But then, I'm no expert

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Lime Tonics posted:

EXCLUSIVE! Porn Giant XHamster Is Shutting Off Access For North Carolina Because Of Anti-LGBT Law

"We are appalled by the recent events that have transpired in North Carolina. We have spent the last 50 years fighting for equality for everyone and these laws are discriminatory which XHamster.com does not tolerate. As of today, access to XHamster.com is blacked out in the state of North Carolina until further notice. Judging by the stats of what you North Carolinians watch, we feel this punishment is a severe one. We will not standby and pump revenue into a system that promotes this type of garbage. We respect all sexualities and embrace them."

Rumor is pornhub etc are going to do the same.

NC will need woods porn soon.

Aahahahaha this is amazing :allears:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Hyperlynx posted:

I think that guy demonstrated pretty clearly that he's not at all an expert at grenades.

I dunno... He did make the grenade blow up like a champ.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

13Pandora13 posted:

That one car catches on fire like, immediately. :psyduck:

Don't drive Pintos, kids.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

quote:

XHamster may have good intentions by wanting to repeal HB2, but the company is contradicting itself by publicly supporting Donald Trump on its search page for "big cock," which features a "Make America Great Again" ad that links to Trump's website.

Trump has publicly said that, if elected, he'd consider appointing judges who would overturn the U.S. Supreme Court's gay marriage ruling, which would seem to contradict XHamster's self-proclaimed, pro-equality ethos.

However, Kulich said the company doesn't support all of Trump's policies.

"We will continue to support equality regardless of who gets elected."

:doh:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Good lord, that journalist is denser than a neutron star

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Good lord, that journalist is denser than a neutron star

I'm glad the journalist apparently started searching for big cocks on XHamster for the sake of research.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm glad the journalist apparently started searching for big cocks on XHamster for the sake of research.

The whole story started with the journalist looking for a urologist for his gerbil.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Lime Tonics posted:

EXCLUSIVE! Porn Giant XHamster Is Shutting Off Access For North Carolina Because Of Anti-LGBT Law

"We are appalled by the recent events that have transpired in North Carolina. We have spent the last 50 years fighting for equality for everyone and these laws are discriminatory which XHamster.com does not tolerate. As of today, access to XHamster.com is blacked out in the state of North Carolina until further notice. Judging by the stats of what you North Carolinians watch, we feel this punishment is a severe one. We will not standby and pump revenue into a system that promotes this type of garbage. We respect all sexualities and embrace them."

Rumor is pornhub etc are going to do the same.

NC will need woods porn soon.

Haha, holy poo poo. Is it wrong to think this could have a measurable effect on voter opinion?

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Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Alter Ego posted:

Haha, holy poo poo. Is it wrong to think this could have a measurable effect on voter opinion?

All sorts of other businesses are pulling out of NC, they're getting a ton of backlash and it's hilarious to see their Governor be all "Oh come on other people are doing conservative poo poo why are you being mean to me specifically?"

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