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life is a joke posted:I've been invited to golf with some work buddies a few times, still haven't done it but they're a fun crew and say it's exciting so I'm inclined to believe them. They say it don't matter how good you are because it's just a way to get out the house and hang out but I'm gonna hit the driving range first. Is there a golf thread on something awful? They have a thread in the sports forum for the masters, but I don't see a playing golf one, don't have search neither. also, there are golf carts
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FFT posted:it's an excuse to stand around and drink during daylight and occasionally inflict violence upon a small defenseless object Tell us more about your childhood. Were you assaulted often?
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Apr 11, 2016 11:45
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WarpedNaba posted:If it makes sense, chances are it's not in
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life is a joke posted:Haaa awesome. Is that the 18th hole in one at the tournament ever, or were that #16 & #17 specific to that hole? Either way that's cool. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693961 There ya go.
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Apr 11, 2016 13:41
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"Hey guys, I'm going to go outside, engage in physical activity, try a new sport and hang out and drink with some people; I should read a thread on the internet about it." but seriously, have fun. Golf is great.
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Apr 11, 2016 14:53
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Golf is the only time in your life where driving drunk is not only condoned but encouraged.
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Apr 11, 2016 15:00
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veedubfreak posted:Golf is the only time in your life where driving drunk is not only condoned but encouraged. Knew a guy who got a DUI trying to drive a golf cart home. For the record it would not have been possible for him to make it, and he didn't get super far.
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Apr 11, 2016 15:05
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Skippy McPants posted:A problem which is not unique to the movies. The entire Star Wars franchise has a fetish for planet killing Super Weapons. For example, the Hutts tried to make a planet killer that was a stripped down Death Star super laser core. It promptly exploded on them.
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Apr 11, 2016 15:11
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veedubfreak posted:Golf is the only time in your life where driving drunk is not only condoned but encouraged. In my younger years my friends and I had a drunk driving drinking game. Cop cars were a waterfall....
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Solice Kirsk posted:In my younger years my friends and I had a drunk driving drinking game. Cop cars were a waterfall.... Please tell me more about this game. I must play it with my alcoholic friends!
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nocal posted:Knew a guy who got a DUI trying to drive a golf cart home. For the record it would not have been possible for him to make it, and he didn't get super far. I was told a story by a Canadian band about how they got their name. A Constable came to their school to warn them about the dangers of drinking and driving and how he once arrested his neighbor for drinking while mowing his lawn while on a riding mower. Apparently, the Constable was pretty proud of himself. VVV That's my girlfriend's name. RoyKeen has a new favorite as of 16:35 on Apr 11, 2016 |
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Apr 11, 2016 16:15
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And that band's name? Alberta Einstein
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Rysithusiku posted:Please tell me more about this game. I must play it with my alcoholic friends! Well, basically we played only when we were driving from one party to another. The rules were pretty simple: 1. Stop signs driver takes a drink 2. Red lights everyone but the driver drinks until its green 3. When someone finishes their beer (with the exception of the driver) they have to peg a sign with it (this is much easier with bottles than cans). If they miss they have to take another drink, if they connect the driver takes a drink. The driver gets to choose who tries on his behalf and the drinking punishment is reversed. 4. Cars with one headlight are a social. 5. Cops are a waterfall ending with the driver. 6. If you get pulled over everyone has to chug their beers before the cop gets to the window. (this rule never came up) I think there were a couple more rules, but those are the ones I remember. The cop waterfall only ever came up once and I'm super proud of us for sticking with the rule. We only played it like 3 times before we decided we had used all of our luck up and shelved it.
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blarzgh posted:"Hey guys, I'm going to go outside, engage in physical activity, try a new sport and hang out and drink with some people; I should read a thread on the internet about it." I already play sports ya ding dong, and I'm in work softball league so I get using sports as a front for day drinking. But ya, now that it's been pointed out to me, I'll probably avoid starting sentences with "ya know, I read online that in golf one should always..." which is a very "me" thing to do :p Anyway I'm posting lots bout golf in the funny pictures thread, ill stop but here have this old picture of the cool dog that people like: 
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veedubfreak posted:Golf is the only time in your life where driving drunk is not only condoned but encouraged. The conversation makes it clear that most didn't get this joke but I wanted you to know that I did, forums user veedubfreak 
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life is a joke posted:Anyway I'm posting lots bout golf in the funny pictures thread, ill stop but here have this old picture of the cool dog that people like: But what's the dog's putting average?
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Apr 11, 2016 17:16
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All I need to know about golf I learned from this videogame trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wkuoPRFo_8
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Apr 11, 2016 17:42
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Of all the problems with 1-3, focusing too much on death stars was not one of them.
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Choco1980 posted:The conversation makes it clear that most didn't get this joke but I wanted you to know that I did, forums user veedubfreak I'd hope we all got it. Its as old as golf itself.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:24
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Man, they sure have fought a lot of wars over these "stars."
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Baron von Eevl posted:Man, they sure have fought a lot of wars over these "stars." And now with Starkiller Base, they fight wars with stars. Thank you, thank you. Try the veal. And now your main act, Jeff Dunham.
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Apr 11, 2016 21:44
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TinTower posted:For example, the Hutts tried to make a planet killer that was a stripped down Death Star super laser core. The Darksaber (  ) was built on the cheap, despite multiple warnings about what an absolute shitshow construction had turned into by the end. If it had been built properly it might've actually worked. And not been anywhere near as hilariously sad.
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I demand a starkiller starbase. Its a death star at the core of a star that drains stars to blow up stars. Edit: And piloted by sneetches with stars upon thars. gently caress it, I don't know. fishing with the fam has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Apr 12, 2016 |
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Well...it's not inaccurate...
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Apr 12, 2016 02:46
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Apr 12, 2016 02:51
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The picture for Episode IV is actually from Episode VI! 
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Pops Mgee posted:The picture for Episode IV is actually from Episode VI! How easily we are snared. Let this be a lesson to ye.
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Al Lewis was a sweetheart, and doesn't deserve being compared to that monster. Hell, actual Dracula wouldn't even deserve it!
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Subjunctive posted:And yet, at least in women's curling, the competitors are generally a few standard deviations above normal for "hot". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAtBVRFD_Zg
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Apr 12, 2016 06:30
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Eh, Philippe! Thees ees no so bad, oui?
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Another cool thing about golf is there is sometimes a co sessions cart that will bring food and beer/liquor to you. It's goddamned hard though. Hitting a small stationary object straight is loving ridiculously hard. So don't play for winning, don't keep score. Except poo poo you hit inadvertently. So far my score is 3 houses and a car. A car that was traveling towards me, and somehow managed to hit the side of it. loving banana shot.
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"It was self defense, your honor."
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"IM PROUD SAIYAN WARRIOR MOM GEEZ"
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Three seconds on Tumblr and he'll be posting 'I self-identify as a Semi-HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH'
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GWBBQ posted:I have a video that proves that claim and is also funny enough to stand on its own in the funny thread How did this happen.
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