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MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

im forums user pwn

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MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

UGH

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

thats me on the left

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

the best part was this guy was a loving janitor or something lol

A tech support janitor but yeah. I still fantasize about him strapping on his 511 tac pants for the broken printer call and pestering the boss to let him carry his own gun from home

Also he didn't even work at nasa.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Nasa's Ethnic Grocery MEGA MART!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

the best part was this guy was a loving janitor or something lol

its an honourable profession

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
myself circa the 8th grade

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Shaquin posted:

myself circa the 8th grade


More like eighth planet.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Shaquin posted:

myself circa the 8th grade


you look like the fat kid from the goonies cosplaying duke nukem running for a hawaiian senate seat

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
how bad was the in print of those glasses after they dug into your fat head for a few hours?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Shaquin posted:

myself circa the 8th grade


email me

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012








:nws:I remember there being a gross story to go along with this one:nws:















barf goon pre-barf


lord booga


Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Zzulu posted:

RIP ZERGLINGMINOR, you got a bad case of the brainsads


That guy, much like andre the giant, is both large and deceased.

Keep it in mind goons. The unoverse hates large people. You don't even have to be fat just fuckin large is good enough to put you in an early grave.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nathilus posted:

That guy, much like andre the giant, is both large and deceased.

Keep it in mind goons. The unoverse hates large people. You don't even have to be fat just fuckin large is good enough to put you in an early grave.

was it the fat in his head that made him suicidal ? sorryim not a doctor

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

was it the fat in his head that made him suicidal ? sorryim not a doctor

I dunno maybe it was just the constant soul-crushingness of gravity on his gigantic heart. I'm not a doc either all I know is from personal experience and that sez all big people are going to die soon. The rest of us will eventually follow, of course. Being normal or small still gets you killed just not as fast.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i can't believe people willingly posted these photos of themselves

i know i look like a redneck unibomber so i keep my rear end off the internet

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
are all these from goon meets? do they happen anymore, or has everyone grown up and burned out on weirdos?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010




jesu christi

vols bitch posted:

i can't believe people willingly posted these photos of themselves

i know i look like a redneck unibomber so i keep my rear end off the internet

same but obese greaser

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

vols bitch posted:

i can't believe people willingly posted these photos of themselves

i know i look like a redneck unibomber so i keep my rear end off the internet

Do you scream and flee when someone is obviously about to take a picture, like some kinda queer vampire? As ugly as all these people are and as full of hatred for themselves as they likely be, at least they are trying to feign acceptance of their hideous existences.

Maybe some of them really do like and accept themselves and it is we judgemental and ethereally beautiful rear end in a top hat people who are the monsters in their eyes~

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Nathilus posted:

Maybe some of them really do like and accept themselves and it is we judgemental and ethereally beautiful rear end in a top hat people who are the monsters in their eyes~

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Shaquin posted:

myself circa the 8th grade


Is that an Elton John collage in the background?

:gay::gay:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Nathilus posted:

Do you scream and flee when someone is obviously about to take a picture, like some kinda queer vampire? As ugly as all these people are and as full of hatred for themselves as they likely be, at least they are trying to feign acceptance of their hideous existences.

Maybe some of them really do like and accept themselves and it is we judgemental and ethereally beautiful rear end in a top hat people who are the monsters in their eyes~

lol which picture is yours

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Rasta_Al posted:

Is that an Elton John collage in the background?

:gay::gay:

the one and only, it was a living history thing iirc

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

...

...........

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

vols bitch posted:

lol which picture is yours


Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ow. Please stop. I don't like being owned. Thanks in advance.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

absolutley amazing

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Nathilus posted:

Ow. Please stop. I don't like being owned. Thanks in advance.

so one of them is you, then

which one??

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

lonesomedwarf posted:

so one of them is you, then

Very racist imo you continuing like this. We already fought a war over people being allowed to own other people. Cease this madness.

And no none of these are me I just get the point of frankenstein~

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Nathilus posted:

Very racist imo you continuing like this. We already fought a war over people being allowed to own other people. Cease this madness.

And no none of these are me I just get the point of frankenstein~

email me

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

What? No! Now I'm scared. Someone HELP.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I remember when the first AUG thread in PYF started and it's gone on for so long the well of AUG was starting to run dry but posting goon photos in this thread is like tapping a fresh keg of fugly.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

the best part was this guy was a loving janitor or something lol

The best part was that someone revealed that 90% of the stuff he claimed to be carrying was not allowed in the NASA facility, especially if you're a subcontracted janitor.

So his gun, knife, mags, USB, camera, etc. were not allowed past the front door.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
He looks like that character from the simpsons, frank grimes

smuh
Feb 21, 2011

Zzulu posted:

He looks like that character from the simpsons, frank grimes
Oh my god finally i know who he has reminded me of all these years

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Stop tucking your tee shirts into your GODDAMN JEANS

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

Stop tucking your tee shirts into your GODDAMN JEANS

Never tuck anything in to jeans, shorts or exercise pants

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

For some reason this is the funniest picture out of all the crawlspace_goon photos. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the fact that if those were SATA hard drives he wouldn't have been able to do that. Maybe it's the fact that I can spot 4 perfectly good spots to put a computer tower in that picture where it wouldn't have to be dangling from his ceiling. Maybe it's the fact that there's so many of them. Maybe he thought dangling them like that would make them run cooler, to which I would have to say, he's right.

I never saw that one before. Thanks for posting it.

edit: :lol: those ARE sata hard drives; he bought only special sata cables that lock into place hahahaha

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