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EmmyOk posted:what if hitler was a human and not a kill bot. humans are the real evil. makes you think If we're going to say Hitler was human we will have to admit Trump is an actual person and I can't do that.
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earth is the only planet with a hitler, hmmmmm
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china bot posted:earth is the only planet with a hitler, hmmmmm That we know of. There could be a whole planet of Hitlers. Near infinite possibilities out there.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:13
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Hitler wasn't so bad. I mean, he did kill Hitler, after all.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:15
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Hitler was human and that's what made him scary. Your next door neighbour could be a Hitler right now and you wouldn't even know.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:15
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EmmyOk posted:Hitler was human and that's what made him scary. Your next door neighbour could be a Hitler right now and you wouldn't even know. Probably you'd figure it out when he invades Poland, though.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:21
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EmmyOk posted:Hitler was human and that's what made him scary. Your next door neighbour could be a Hitler right now and you wouldn't even know. I once saw an old guy at the mall who looked like an older hitler. He even had the mustache. There might be hitlers among us.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:24
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Nuebot posted:I once saw an old guy at the mall who looked like an older hitler. He even had the mustache. There might be hitlers among us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UojL96_3jOs
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Apr 13, 2016 00:37
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EmmyOk posted:Hitler was human and that's what made him scary. Your next door neighbour could be a Hitler right now and you wouldn't even know. My neighbor does spend an awful lot of time Hittling.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:40
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Anyone cold be a Hitler. Anyone.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:42
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That is a robot or at least cyborg and therefore not a Hitler. All Hitlers are humans but not all humans are Hitlers... yet
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Apr 13, 2016 00:53
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oldpainless posted:Hitler? More like HOTLer Hitler was a Lord of Cinder, WWII was viral marketing for Dark Souls III.
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Apr 13, 2016 01:04
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Apr 13, 2016 01:24
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Sure I'd just gently caress someone else.
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Of course! I believe in true love and also pillow suffocation is not very time consuming.Otisburg posted:Sure I'd just gently caress someone else. That is quite ignoble and you should be ashamed.
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Apr 13, 2016 01:31
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Lottery of Babylon posted:God made me a Wolfman and I am a wolfman and proud to be one just as I am proud to be married to a MAN that's what God created us for to multiple the earth with children you men calling yourself married to another man and the same for two wolfmen together where. Are your babies? 
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Apr 13, 2016 01:39
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"I am one of those hairless wolfmen, like the sphinx cats."
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Apr 13, 2016 01:41
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I just read the most bizarre  comment I've ever encountered, it's like it was written by an alien. It's too long to post the whole thing, but I'll share some choice bits.quote:To elaborate, Darwin has been on the case for a very long time. Every female on the planet is from a very long line of women, each of which, 100%, was successful at motherhood. Any exceptions, Darwin dealt with severely. So, we have to believe Darwin will settle for nothing less than good abilities at motherhood. And for much more than motherhood? Darwin wasn't much interested, and we have to believe that there is little more we can count on beyond excellence at motherhood. So, for human females, abilities at motherhood are rock solid, and not much else is. So, human females are 99 44/100% about motherhood. quote:Men, that's why the girl you like so much is so pretty, cute, sweet, darling, adorable, precious, needing to be cared for, with flowing, long hair, a lot to take care of, useless, but beautiful, dressed in delicate, shear ruffles, no good for hunting, felling trees, building a shelter, killing animals for food, building fires, making weapons, no khaki, heavy black leather boots, heavy work gloves, steel helmets, etc. quote:For the women Darwin cares about, mommies well cared for my a good, strong, loving husband, her overactive emotions help and don't hurt. quote:Men are far too eager to believe that women can do as well as men at rational planning. Making the plans? Yes. Being devoted to the plans? Nope. For women, the chemicals have to be good or they will be unhappy and likely gone. To have her chemicals good, first get her all wound up romantically in love, lots of love chemical, and then ASAP get her pregnant, motherhood chemicals, and keep her that way, more motherhood chemicals, until her whole life revolves about her being a mother and later a grandmother. Then you have a good shot at a long, happy marriage. For a marriage that tries to have the woman happy based on other approaches, Darwin filtered out such women many thousands of years ago and won't be happy. It was on this article a friend posted to Facebook. http://www.businessinsider.com/lasting-relationships-rely-on-traits-2015-11?IR=T
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Jesus Christ, what the gently caress.  Do only women come from women? Do lovely moms just not exist? Just... The gently caress? 
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quote:Men, that's why the girl you like so much is so pretty, cute, sweet, darling, adorable, precious, needing to be cared for, with flowing, long hair, a lot to take care of, useless, but beautiful, dressed in delicate, shear ruffles, no good for hunting, felling trees, building a shelter, killing animals for food, building fires, making weapons, no khaki, heavy black leather boots, heavy work gloves, steel helmets, etc.  I love the increasingly insane specificity as he explains his "type"Men, that's why you like the girl you like, men, long flowing hair, dumb as a doorknob, named Sharon, filing a restraining order, thinks you're an rear end in a top hat for some reason, we know why we like the girl we like, men!
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For most of history (and prehistory) almost all women built shelters, built fires, foraged for food, hunted small game (and sometimes big game), and often were the only people to fish, so I don't see how is supposed to have worked here.
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AlbieQuirky posted:For most of history (and prehistory) almost all women built shelters, built fires, foraged for food, hunted small game (and sometimes big game), and often were the only people to fish, so I don't see how It's easy. Simply avoid doing any real research, and just assume that it worked in a way that corresponds to your beliefs. The logic becomes a flawless circle, and we all know that the circle is the world's most perfect shape. A man discovered that 
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What if the husband got trampled to death by a mammoth or eaten by a cave bear? That mommie should know how to build shelters and fires and provide some goddamn food for those millions of babies they had or everyone will end up dead within a week. Honestly if you want to get into biotruth poo poo the least you could do is acknowledge that a family would have a better chance of survival if both parents were capable providers, not just one.
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Picnic Princess posted:What if the husband got trampled to death by a mammoth or eaten by a cave bear? That mommie should know how to build shelters and fires and provide some goddamn food for those millions of babies they had or everyone will end up dead within a week. Honestly if you want to get into biotruth poo poo the least you could do is acknowledge that a family would have a better chance of survival if both parents were capable providers, not just one. Well that's where hypergamy and such come into play. Husband died? Find new husband.
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Mister Adequate posted:Well that's where hypergamy and such come into play. Husband died? Find new husband. But then he'll just murder your old babies so you'll want to make new ones. I've seen nature documentaries, I know how this poo poo works.
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Picnic Princess posted:I just read the most bizarre The thing that really upsets me about this is him using Darwin in place of Natural Selection. The way he writes makes it sound like Charles Darwin is some terrifying immortal who personally, for thousands of years, has only been allowing very specific types of women to reproduce
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oldpainless posted:Hitler? More like HOTLer lol
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Tbh that made the post for me, I'm totally into immortal super powered eugenicist Darwin. Scathach posted:smugasshole.jpg I so love that their website name can also be read as reason I stink .com. It just perfect.
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where was their GOD to protect them from that poo poo during the naming process...oh YEAH
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Another share from my brother: Standard diabetic dieting advice = fatphobia Stupid skinny people, how dare they connect diabetes to obesity and weight issues.
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Apr 13, 2016 10:23
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Overweight people cannot ever have a vegetable touch their lips or they will dissolve into dust.
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Apr 13, 2016 10:26
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What if Hitler was a hot woman with big boobs who loves anime and blowjobs and was not racist or named Hitler Makes you think
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Apr 13, 2016 10:37
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Biplane posted:What if Hitler was a hot woman with big boobs who loves anime and blowjobs and was not racist or named Hitler
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Gridlocked posted:Another share from my brother: He'll lose weight when his leg and dick both rot off. Until then keep shoving cupcakes and bacon in his face.
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Apr 13, 2016 10:48
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Gridlocked posted:Another share from my brother: how the hell is "fatphobia" a thing
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Laurenz posted:how the hell is "fatphobia" a thing How the hell is "I'm a Deer traped in a Human body" a thing? loving internet.
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Laurenz posted:how the hell is "fatphobia" a thing Like a lot of tumblr-esque identity politics stuff it starts at a sincerely well-meaning place where maybe we shouldn't treat people like garbage because they weigh more than the ideal, turns that up to outrage at doctors giving sound dietary advice or people wanting to lose weight betraying fat culture and poo poo and rips off the knob.
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Someone post the tumblr life cycle image please.
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