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Attitude Indicator posted:very good explanation of symbols and shapes. i give it a d+ 88/100
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Lime Tonics posted:Sex Scandal brewing. A lot of sex stuff lately in politics, weird. This is literally the plot line of at least one episode on 40% of TV shows about politics 
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Platystemon posted:88/100 oh
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Where's the shad here? Sounds like this guy is in for a good time! 
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Not sure if this goes her or in the AUG thread. Couple try to track down werewolf using this drawing.  
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My favorite "women's bathroom" story is someone going in and seeing a circle of blood dots going across the floor, up the wall, across the ceiling, and back down the other wall, and the only conclusion they could come to is that a woman must have taken her bloody tampon out, held it in the middle of the room by the string, and whirled it around like a pinwheel.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:My favorite "women's bathroom" story is someone going in and seeing a circle of blood dots going across the floor, up the wall, across the ceiling, and back down the other wall, and the only conclusion they could come to is that a woman must have taken her bloody tampon out, held it in the middle of the room by the string, and whirled it around like a pinwheel. How I imagined it really happened. 
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A page or 2 ago there was the GIF of the trailer detaching and causing an incident. I had a similar experience a few years ago: Parked my car on a slight incline near a friends house, proceeded to crack open a beer and watch 'some rear end in a top hat' reversing down the hill slowly. That was my car. A few seconds after laughing at it and seeing the licence plate I managed to run in my flipflops down a wet garden, carefully put my beer on the curb without breaking stride, fiddle with my keyless entry and get into the car. It was maybe a foot or two from a fence. Humphreys has a new favorite as of 08:48 on Apr 14, 2016 |
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And that fence was Albert Einstein.
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Humphreys posted:A pare or 2 ago there was the GIF of the trailer detaching and causing an incident. I had a similar experience a few years ago: It's amazing how a couple of extra words turn an amusing personal story straight into stdh.txt
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Aramoro posted:It's amazing how a couple of extra words turn an amusing personal story straight into stdh.txt I'm pretty sure that's called exaggeration and it's just kind of the norm when telling anecdotes.
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Oh you card. 
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Man this works very well.
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Why is my mouth watering
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https://serverfault.com/questions/769357/recovering-from-a-rm-rf
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ElGroucho posted:Why is my mouth watering Pickling is often harder on the jar Somfin has a new favorite as of 13:19 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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quote:If you really don't have any backups I am sorry to say but you just nuked your entire company. quote:You're going out of business. You don't need technical advice, you need to call your lawyer. Ouch
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Humphreys posted:A pare or 2 ago there was the GIF of the trailer detaching and causing an incident. I had a similar experience a few years ago: Me too. A trailer carrying a stock racing car came loose and smooshed my grandfather's truck, killing him and crushed my brother's legs. People should be more careful.
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Wait, there's a script called {foo}/{bar} that fucks up your poo poo and deletes it? And this isn't a joke?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Wait, there's a script called {foo}/{bar} that fucks up your poo poo and deletes it? And this isn't a joke? I think it's the rm -rf bit that completely wipes everything if it isn't limited in some way. Like, if you tell it target a specific folder or range of folders or whatever, those'll get wiped, but if you don't do that properly it just keeps going and going until you've just destroyed your entire business.
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Taeke posted:I think it's the rm -rf bit that completely wipes everything if it isn't limited in some way. Like, if you tell it target a specific folder or range of folders or whatever, those'll get wiped, but if you don't do that properly it just keeps going and going until you've just destroyed your entire business. I just thought seeing "foo-bar" in a script would raise a few flags, considering it did precisely what I'd expect it to do.
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Takes No Damage posted:Where's the shad here? Sounds like this guy is in for a good time! Haha! Isn't rape funny?
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Yowza, that's a fresh one. That guy's professional career is dissolving in realtime. Time to hide in retail for a while. Curiously, can a company sue a former employee for even accidentally wiping out all company and client data? I'm pondering if he is simply unemployed or also soon bankrupt.
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mostlygray posted:I concur. I used to clean the restrooms at K-Mart back in the day. Often the restroom was perfect and beautiful. Women's restrooms are like going to a spa compared to men's. I used to clean a handful of bars after hours for beer money and holy moley was the opposite true. The men's room was always the cleanest. Yeah, drunk dudes are going to have piss-poor aim, but that was about the worst of it. The women's rooms, though... How and why do you put turds in the tampon dispenser and the used tampon/pad receptacle? Did you slaughter a goat in here, or was it a good old-fashioned tampon fight? And someone tell me why you ladies insist on writing the most hosed-up poo poo about each other on the walls. Do you bring sharpies with you to the bar for the specific purpose of writing longform articles about how many back alley abortions so-and-so has had while you're perched on the shitter? Why would you poo poo in the sink and then smear it around for 100% surface coverage like you're buttering a baking dish? The worst I've ever seen in a men's room was the time I discovered that some joker had poo poo on the floor and covered the turd pile with the plunger. Very funny, dude 
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ratbert90 posted:Haha! Isn't rape funny? How did you get rape out of that? Clearly, the cops will suck his dick willingly.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:The women's rooms, though... How and why do you put turds in the tampon dispenser and the used tampon/pad receptacle? Like in the coin slot? As though it was a form of currency?
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I see a comment saying that the command wouldn't work unless a specific switch was added, and no one would add that switch by accident. This just could be a good troll.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I used to clean a handful of bars after hours for beer money and holy moley was the opposite true. The men's room was always the cleanest. Yeah, drunk dudes are going to have piss-poor aim, but that was about the worst of it. Yeah, that was my experience with bathrooms. The men's room was a rather steady level of "disgusting but manageable" whereas the women's room was normally clean, but occasionally there would just be someone who decided to have a tampon fight and poo poo in the sink.
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baquerd posted:How did you get rape out of that? Clearly, the cops will suck his dick willingly. Oh, well in that case it's all good.
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Kurieg posted:Yeah, that was my experience with bathrooms. The men's room was a rather steady level of "disgusting but manageable" whereas the women's room was normally clean, but occasionally there would just be someone who decided to have a tampon fight and poo poo in the sink. At least piss is sterile. Cleaning up blood and poo poo would be a "seeya" situation.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:The worst I've ever seen in a men's room was the time I discovered that some joker had poo poo on the floor and covered the turd pile with the plunger. Very funny, dude I was a barback in college and one of my coworkers came out of the bathroom in the middle of happy hour covered in piss. It turned out someone pissed into a plunger and then carefully suctioned it onto the ceiling with the piss still inside. I often found that women's rest rooms were the cleanest mostly because of vomit. The men would often vomit all over the walls and floor in the bathroom, while the women would just vomit at the bar or on the dance floor, leaving their bathroom pristine. God Hole has a new favorite as of 15:26 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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God Hole posted:I was a barback in college and one of my coworkers came out of the bathroom in the middle of happy hour covered in piss. It turned out someone pissed into a plunger and then carefully suctioned it onto the ceiling with the piss still inside. gently caress the guy that did that, but also that is hilarious. veedubfreak posted:At least piss is sterile. Cleaning up blood and poo poo would be a "seeya" situation. It comes out of the body sterile, but it doesn't remain sterile for any substantial amount of time. Great breeding ground for bacteria.
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Canuckistan posted:I see a comment saying that the command wouldn't work unless a specific switch was added, and no one would add that switch by accident. This just could be a good troll. I'd hope it's just a troll. If that happened to a guy for real, the best bet would be to just quietly move to another state and pray that nobody realizes it was your fault.
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When I was young, my older sister was babysitting me while I had a fever. When I asked for a popsicle, she brought one back to me that she'd made the day before with the liquid from a jar of jalapeņos. It's still to this day the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth.
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