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Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

This post...

...is a
WORK OF FICTION!!




huh, would have expected that from gang-gang cockatoos more.

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Trebuchet King posted:

huh, would have expected that from gang-gang cockatoos more.

I want to hate this joke, I really do.




But I can't.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Here's a pic of a butcher bird and a man's hand:


They're a bit smaller than an Australian magpie, with big-rear end beaks and a big brain.

e: don't GIS "butcher bird eating"

the ones around here are quite a bit bigger, a different species i think. like a big magpie

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I wasn't into birds at all till a pal I knew told me all about theirs so now I follow this thread religiously full of horriffic bird envy. The envy is horrific I am not envious of horriffic birds.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Ah. Sorry, didn't realize y'all were in Australia where of course the shrikes are a shitload bigger.

In Florida, our shrikes are small, chirping balls of fluff that mostly go after bugs. I once saw one on a barbed wire fence with a vole or field mouse almost as big as the bird.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
yeah i dont get it, all australian animals are huge and were even bigger way back before all the megafauna went extinct

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
And if they aren't huge, they are venomous as all hell.

Like the Irukanji and Chironex jellyfish.

Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

This post...

...is a
WORK OF FICTION!!



GoldStandardConure posted:

I want to hate this joke, I really do.




But I can't.

thanks, I was really proud of it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

GoldStandardConure posted:

And if they aren't huge, they are venomous as all hell.

Like the Irukanji and Chironex jellyfish.

There's a reason most Australians live on the coastline instead of the inner regions of the continent. We dont bother the wildlife there, they dont kill us all.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Ama definitely knows the word "bath," I asked if he wanted one and he lost his poo poo trying to get over to the bathroom

Official Bizness
Dec 4, 2007

wark wark wark




I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH.

Chaosfeather
Nov 4, 2008

Holy crap I leave for a while and come back to this poo poo. I am super sorry for everyone's losses but on the other hand I am so happy that Bobby is not on that list.

Welcome home you idiot, now stay in.

Like seriously, audible sigh of relief from me when I am reading after the fact. That's a freaking nightmare scenario and both of you are on the better end of it now.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
Wet birbs!





And I eventually managed to get them both [mostly] in focus and staying still.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Neddy Seagoon posted:

There's a reason most Australians live on the coastline instead of the inner regions of the continent. We dont bother the wildlife there, they dont kill us all.

Somehow in the middle of all that are millions of cockatiels being all "This is nice" :derptiel:

greypearl
Jul 26, 2007
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Somehow in the middle of all that are millions of cockatiels being all "This is nice" :derptiel:

Derp is an evolved protective mechanism.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Yoshi has decided that he only likes corn and spinach. The latter is obviously unfortunate, because I guess you're only supposed to give budgies about a leaf a week at most, but he stares at the place where his spinach was and screams. He also half-eats the corn on top of his vegetable mix, tossing most of it on the floor, then stares the bowl like "take this mush away - I ordered corn."

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Somehow in the middle of all that are millions of cockatiels being all "This is nice" :derptiel:

And those budgies that haven't been colonizing Florida. I've lived in four different cities on the gulf coast, and I've regularly seen flocks of budgies in three of them.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
Is the thread tag "SHOO YOU BASTARDS" from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Because that would make me happy. My first av was of Hunter S. Thompson as he is one of my spirit animals. (The other two being Gordon Ramsay and James Spader.)

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Captain Log posted:

Is the thread tag "SHOO YOU BASTARDS" from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Because that would make me happy. My first av was of Hunter S. Thompson as he is one of my spirit animals. (The other two being Gordon Ramsay and James Spader.)
Isn't it from that video of the Australian guy yelling at his cockatoo?

I think?

Someone post that video anyways.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9A0jBd-rFE
Angry angry cockatoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpG7B8iCyMY
Newer video of Eric screaming at actual live crows.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Why does a cockatoo specifically speaking in an Australian accent just make me lose my poo poo so much?

EDIT ahahaha gently caress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7r5DjPcvFQ

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

sarmhan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9A0jBd-rFE
Angry angry cockatoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpG7B8iCyMY
Newer video of Eric screaming at actual live crows.

Ahahahahahaha

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Tendai posted:

Why does a cockatoo specifically speaking in an Australian accent just make me lose my poo poo so much?

EDIT ahahaha gently caress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7r5DjPcvFQ
The "Scary Fish" mentioned in the video is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCyY8Di8XfE

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Official Bizness posted:

I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH.

Chaosfeather posted:

Holy crap I leave for a while and come back to this poo poo. I am super sorry for everyone's losses but on the other hand I am so happy that Bobby is not on that list.

Welcome home you idiot, now stay in.

Like seriously, audible sigh of relief from me when I am reading after the fact. That's a freaking nightmare scenario and both of you are on the better end of it now.

Thanks :love:

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

sarmhan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9A0jBd-rFE
Angry angry cockatoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpG7B8iCyMY
Newer video of Eric screaming at actual live crows.

Ahahahaha.

I just rewatched the intro and I think it was, "Holy Jesus what are these God damned animals?!" which is still pretty fitting for any situation where you are surrounded by parrots or hallucinated flying things.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQum0u4Uv9c

I keep watching these, they're just magical.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Tendai posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQum0u4Uv9c

I keep watching these, they're just magical.

HAha he really loves messing with that dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-23zEdVWbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dCzjyypmXg

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Quick question which lenses are people using and what is their minimum focusing distance?

[photography nerd] I have lenses across three different formats (four if you count the x100), sounds mad but I used to deal in second hand cameras so my gear is concentrated on expensive lenses mounted on ok bodies [/photography nerd]
`

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

learnincurve posted:

Quick question which lenses are people using and what is their minimum focusing distance?

[photography nerd] I have lenses across three different formats (four if you count the x100), sounds mad but I used to deal in second hand cameras so my gear is concentrated on expensive lenses mounted on ok bodies [/photography nerd]
`

Galaxy S5 and very shaky hands due to medication, hence why all my photos of Taco look like rubish.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
iPhone 4S and tremor hands :v:

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



learnincurve posted:

Quick question which lenses are people using and what is their minimum focusing distance?

[photography nerd] I have lenses across three different formats (four if you count the x100), sounds mad but I used to deal in second hand cameras so my gear is concentrated on expensive lenses mounted on ok bodies [/photography nerd]
`

I most often use a macro lens for my bird pictures, which does up to 1:1 magnification. I usually can't get that close without the birb waddling away.

My phone also seems to be able to focus quite close, so the birdface covers most of the sensor.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
S5 because the bird attacks the dlsr now

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I have a sigma 70mm f/2.8 macro but the problem I have is that I want to set the camera up so that I am shooting though the cage door with them inside and I'm thinking 70mm is going to be too close. Unfortunately I can't check this right now as the Sony charger broke and that's where the macro lives, so until amazon turns up I'm without my 50mm f/1.8 as well.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

learnincurve posted:

Quick question which lenses are people using and what is their minimum focusing distance?

[photography nerd] I have lenses across three different formats (four if you count the x100), sounds mad but I used to deal in second hand cameras so my gear is concentrated on expensive lenses mounted on ok bodies [/photography nerd]
`

Galaxy S7 and a full spectrum lightbulb in the lamp in the corner

The S7 has a really good camera for a phone. :)

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Max has a new video :kimchi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T73fdlLl6mg

That "hiiii~" gets me each time.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
I love that he has a tray of money as a toy.

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

learnincurve posted:

Quick question which lenses are people using and what is their minimum focusing distance?

[photography nerd] I have lenses across three different formats (four if you count the x100), sounds mad but I used to deal in second hand cameras so my gear is concentrated on expensive lenses mounted on ok bodies [/photography nerd]
`

I have a 35mm f/1.8 and 50mm f/1.4 and I'm not entirely sure what their minimum focusing distances are but it's reasonably close, though obviously neither is a macro lens. (both Nikon, on my D7200)

Also the camera on my Nexus 5X phone is pretty great.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I just use my Galaxy S6 camera and while I have to take multiple shots to try to get a good one , when they come out clear they're really pretty nice. Good enough for internet at least.

Pip pip pip
Oct 24, 2010

The cutest little fascist

Today is Ozzy's birdiversaey! :toot: We brought the little stinker home exactly 7 years ago today.

Baby Ozzy


Selfie with birb last weekend

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Shirec
Jul 29, 2009

How to cock it up, Fig. I

Pip pip pip posted:

Today is Ozzy's birdiversaey! :toot: We brought the little stinker home exactly 7 years ago today.

Baby Ozzy


Selfie with birb last weekend


Ozzy is adorable :3: Conures, best birds.
I wish mine were being nice right now. They've been super nippy and needy, and Kiwi latched onto my throat this morning because she's scared of my perfume bottle and bit hard enough that I screamed. I just wanna cuddle my birbs :(

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