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Lt. Chips posted:Pocket space is drat near nonexistent on women's pants. How is my wife's wallet like four times the size of mine? And why the gently caress am I carrying it instead of her? Pockets on jeans should do more than just put shapes on your butt.
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cars completely decked out in sportsball team paraphernalia
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Board shorts, a Hawaiian shirt and flip flops I am super guilty of this one whenever I go to a beach or bonfire
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Carmant posted:Hey, Professor Shark, did you get your PhD. From a school of fish? Lol.
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Ahundredbux posted:lol if you wear clothes at all
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Apr 13, 2016 17:04
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Wendigee posted:wearing shorts at all looks bad? lol. we don't all live in loving san francisco. Some places in the world it gets hot during the summer you know? SF weather is annoying- it's 65 and sunny and you go out in a tshirt, then wind blows in from the ocean and it's like 48 degrees and if you don't have a jacket now you catch a cold. Then it's like 72 out for two days but you wear a jacket every day and sweat and you're like "it's going to get cold it's going to get cold again" and you have armpit sweat all day. Then fog comes in and the air goes from bone dry to humid, now you're hot and sticky. So you leave your jacket in the car just in time for three days of unexpected rain, and everyone has some weird strain of cold from the 3rd world that makes them snort loudly like HHHRRRK HUUUUYUCKK. Then it's 52 degrees for a week and you can't see the sun, and all these spooky desert animals flap in out of the mist just on the edge of your vision whenever you're near trees making noises that sound almost familiar and you're like "hey a bluejay" only it flaps down and murders a chipmunk and makes dinosaur noises and you're like "that's, not a bluejay." Then it's 72 and sunny but on a Thursday at 3:00 pm and you can't enjoy it at work
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naem posted:SF weather is annoying- it's 65 and sunny and you go out in a tshirt, then wind blows in from the ocean and it's like 48 degrees and if you don't have a jacket now you catch a cold. Then it's like 72 out for two days but you wear a jacket every day and sweat and you're like "it's going to get cold it's going to get cold again" and you have armpit sweat all day. Then fog comes in and the air goes from bone dry to humid, now you're hot and sticky. So you leave your jacket in the car just in time for three days of unexpected rain, and everyone has some weird strain of cold from the 3rd world that makes them snort loudly like HHHRRRK HUUUUYUCKK. Then it's 52 degrees for a week and you can't see the sun, and all these spooky desert animals flap in out of the mist just on the edge of your vision whenever you're near trees making noises that sound almost familiar and you're like "hey a bluejay" only it flaps down and murders a chipmunk and makes dinosaur noises and you're like "that's, not a bluejay." Then it's 72 and sunny but on a Thursday at 3:00 pm and you can't enjoy it at work I know man I've been there many times but I can't help but feel that those saying shorts should never be worn don't live places where it can get over 100F in the summer because if you wear pants in that kind of heat you are an idiot.
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lol, literally just lol, if ur body cant thermoregulate 2 keep cool w/ pants on @ 100 degrees deserts only tho!!!
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MechaFrogzilla posted:
THE SICKNESS IS INSIDE ME
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naem posted:it's like 48 degrees and if you don't have a jacket now you catch a cold.
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being ripped, wealthy, and politically powerful
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 having an enormous bank account Am I doing this right guys?
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Watches that cost as much as yearly salaries. Shoes that cost as much as cars. Bespoke suits that cost the same as the GDP of South Korea
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Apr 13, 2016 18:02
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basically all the things I spend a poo poo ton of money on.... chess set, closed circuit rebreathter, watches the exception that proves the rule is boats. women love boats
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Confusing North and South Korea.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i honestly don't know what shorts i should be wearing as an adult male. everything i see in a store looks like a trap. cutoffs you make yourself corduroy hotpants
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Knowing all the words to TLO Roll Call and singing them loudly over every song that comes on the radio
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Bishop posted:women are boats makes you think
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Airborne Viking posted:makes you think checks out...
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Al Cowens posted:
Oh sure, and if you are white you are totally allowed to wear your robe and hood just anywhere. Geez, quit complaining for once.
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Apr 13, 2016 19:46
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Wendigee posted:wearing shorts at all looks bad? lol. we don't all live in loving san francisco. Some places in the world it gets hot during the summer you know? Tons of Actual hot countries don't seem to like shorts though. Only for children and tourists that they laugh at.
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Maybe y'all just have some ugly-rear end pasty legs. Get some tone in those calves!
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You know what needs to come back into style for some comfortable motherfucking summer clothes? This poo poo.
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Maoist Pussy posted:You know what needs to come back into style for some comfortable motherfucking summer clothes? A heavy cape and chainmail are comfortable summer clothing? I think I'll just stick with the shorts. Though I wouldn't mind watching people run around naked in a stadium while I get drunk off my rear end with wine, personally.
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Wendigee posted:I know man I've been there many times but I can't help but feel that those saying shorts should never be worn don't live places where it can get over 100F in the summer because if you wear pants in that kind of heat you are an idiot. i live in the middle of mississippi and don't ever wear shorts. put on some linen pants or something. shorts (especially fuckin cargo shorts man) make you look like you're 12.
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Psychotic Weasel posted:A heavy cape and chainmail are comfortable summer clothing? I think I'll just stick with the shorts. No, the tunic and kneepants and gladiator sandals. The chainmail is just to sell you on the idea.
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-S- posted:i live in the middle of mississippi and don't ever wear shorts. put on some linen pants or something. shorts (especially fuckin cargo shorts man) make you look like you're 12. lol
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what if i wear boat shoes with the shorts
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I think the trick to selling shorts on men is to wear long sleeves, so you don't just look like a bundle of limbs.
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:cars completely decked out in sportsball team paraphernalia "sportsball" wow you sure skewered those cishet shitlords who like sports you forgot to say "handegg" too though
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ianmacdo posted:Tons of Actual hot countries don't seem to like shorts though. they cant afford shorts
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whalesteak posted:Except black jeans and jorts though, they look gross no matter what. My girlfriend has made multiple attempts to destroy my pair of Black Jeans. She's failed every time.
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gobbagool posted:"sportsball" wow you sure skewered those cishet shitlords who like sports you forgot to say "handegg" too though The irony is this post becomes accurate only after you read it.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:The irony is this post becomes accurate only after you read it. As opposed to before you read it?
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