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I still want that Aunt May spinoff where she's trying to hide her relationship with the Vulture from Peter.
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Marisa Tomei?! An Oscar winner, Elaine!
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Apr 13, 2016 15:13
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Well in the comics Jarvis is a person and Tony's butler, who fucks Aunt May at some point. Perhaps some forbidden robot love is afoot?
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Apr 13, 2016 15:15
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:Let's be honest, a subplot in one of the Avengers movies about Tony Stark trying to gently caress Aunt May to Peter's chagrin would be pretty great. I would watch this.
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Apr 13, 2016 15:25
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:Well in the comics Jarvis is a person and Tony's butler, who fucks Aunt May at some point. Perhaps some forbidden robot love is afoot? Twist: Civil War is just an elaborate 80's sex comedy and Vision starts wearing turtlenecks to hide the hickeys Scarlet Witch gave him from Aunt May.
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Apr 13, 2016 15:27
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Twist: Civil War is just an elaborate 80's sex comedy and Vision starts wearing turtlenecks to hide the hickeys Scarlet Witch gave him from Aunt May. But gosh, Sam, both Tony AND Bucky want to take me to the prom, who do I go with?! This could be my only chance!
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Apr 13, 2016 15:31
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Fateo McMurray posted:Watched the trailer, still don't have any idea what the movie is going to be about Dude is a surgeon, dude has a car accident, he apparently can't be a surgeon any more, he gets recruited by this magic cult to Do Stuff.
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Apr 13, 2016 15:39
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computer parts posted:Dude is a surgeon, dude has a car accident, he apparently can't be a surgeon any more, he gets recruited by this magic cult to Do Stuff. Yeah, it's really not the trailers fault that incredibly basic premise wasn't grasped. It's right there, front and center.
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Apr 13, 2016 15:47
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ImpAtom posted:But gosh, Sam, both Tony AND Bucky want to take me to the prom, who do I go with?! This could be my only chance! Like Bucky and Cap would go to prom with anyone other than each other. Immersion ruined.
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Apr 13, 2016 15:55
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Cythereal posted:I'm well aware it's a movie and the effects are CGI, thanks. I was talking about in-setting. No I know I mean I would wager that poo poo's going on in some parallel magical (or maybe even magickal) realm rather than the real world, so Stark would just be staring out a window at nothing drinking bourbon. As usual.
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Apr 13, 2016 16:06
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Like Bucky and Cap would go to prom with anyone other than each other. But Tony is the hot popular rich kid and Bucky's the greasy long-haired bad boy... Honestly Civil War should just be a remake of the Breakfast Club starring Tony, Steve, Bucky, Vision and Scarlet Witch.
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Apr 13, 2016 16:10
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ImpAtom posted:Honestly Civil War should just be a remake of the Breakfast Club starring Tony, Steve, Bucky, Vision and Scarlet Witch. Bucky is Allison, right?
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Apr 13, 2016 16:38
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Rurea posted:Emilio Estevez as Captain America Younger Emilio totally could have pulled it off.   .... if he wasn't 5'7" ......
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Younger Emilio totally could have pulled it off. Platform shoes and camera angles, son. Like with Bane in TDKR. Well, if Joss Whedon knew how to use camera angles, anyway.
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broken clock opsec posted:Platform shoes and camera angles, son. Like with Bane in TDKR. 
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Apr 13, 2016 17:07
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Gives great form to his backside.
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:All honest Americans would. Spiderman needs a two parent household. Oh, goddamn. 
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Hm, do you guys think Robert Downey Jr has issues with his height?
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Zzulu posted:Hm, do you guys think Robert Downey Jr has issues with his height? The studios certainly do.
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Zzulu posted:Hm, do you guys think Robert Downey Jr has issues with his height?
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Zzulu posted:Hm, do you guys think Robert Downey Jr has issues with his height? Why do you think he built a suit of armor?
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Apr 13, 2016 17:48
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I really hope Dr. Strange takes place a decade or two before the rest of the Marvel movies. Get the origin out of the way and then when he shows up in a crossover movie, it's all gray temples and fingers bent at impossible angles to casually fling magic portals around.
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davidspackage posted:I really hope Dr. Strange takes place a decade or two before the rest of the Marvel movies. Get the origin out of the way and then when he shows up in a crossover movie, it's all gray temples and fingers bent at impossible angles to casually fling magic portals around. If you're the Chosen One you can start doing that in like 2 months, tops.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:If you're the Chosen One you can start doing that in like 2 months, tops. And the gray hair happens instantly too doesn't it?
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Apr 13, 2016 18:06
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The CGI of The Ancient One slapping the soul out of Strange is so godawful that I laughed but the Inception environments look great.
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As it's been discussed around here before, sounds like a Thanos-centric GotG2 or Thor 3 is unlikely:quote:The death-obsessed Thanos has been lurking in the background of the Marvel Cinematic Universe ever since his mysterious appearance at the end of the first Avengers film. However, aside from a short role atop his throne in Guardians Of The Galaxy and another post-credits appearance in Age Of Ultron we haven’t exactly learned a whole lot about him onscreen. All that will change soon, according to screenwriters Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, who promise a huge entrance for Thanos In Avengers: Infinity War. "We don't get an element of surprise. Everyone knows he's coming, and yet he hasn't had terribly many scenes that have illuminated very much about him," Markus explained, adding, "You can count on a lot of scenes where we illuminate a lot about him very early." Made me wonder what's the most films a villain as appeared in as a villain (where they are not also protagonist)? Plenty of villains in 2 flicks, what about recurring villain 3+ times? Just thinking if they had IW1+2 about him and a precursor movie to have 3 with him as the main antagonist, would've needed a meatier core than the usual Marvel villains to sustain. I guess Vader counts, some guys from James Bond maybe, most of the others I can think of sideline the villain or turn him into a sort-of ally by the 3rd movie. But like, the main big bad, 3 times. Even Magneto is iffy in X2.
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Apr 13, 2016 18:18
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So is 'metahuman' just an accepted term now? Because it really should not be.
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Apr 13, 2016 18:20
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It's been a term in the comics since 1986.
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Steve2911 posted:So is 'metahuman' just an accepted term now? It's the official phrase that the DC universe is using. Marvel doesn't have an official term, but it seems to be using "Super Heroes" or "Gifted / Powered People" mostly.
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MacheteZombie posted:It's been a term in the comics since 1986. Yes but it's in movies now. Normal folk may start to think it's ok. 
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Steve2911 posted:Yes but it's in movies now. Normal folk may start to think it's ok. Not sure why you think DC would abandon their own made up terminology, especially when they probably have it trademarked and can make money off it.
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Is "metahuman" offensive in some way I'm not catching, or do you just think it sounds dumb?
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Apr 13, 2016 18:33
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Steve2911 posted:Yes but it's in movies now. Normal folk may start to think it's ok. Hey, some of my friends are metahuman! They were just born this way.
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Sir Kodiak posted:Is "metahuman" offensive in some way I'm not catching, or do you just think it sounds dumb? It's certainly better than "mutie". 
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Apr 13, 2016 18:48
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You know, that one panel goes a very long way to show why trying to compare Mutants to minorities is kind of really really really really really really really stupid and uncomfortable when they get really literal about it
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Gee, Phil,
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Tilda Swinton as a monk/kung-fu wizard is as ridiculous as I imagined it would be.
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Jeez man gently caress Kitty Pryde and whoever wrote that I guess
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