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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:I'm pretty convinced Glenn Beck started out adapting his shock jock shtick for the right wing but went crazy somewhere along the line a la L. Ron Hubbard. Beck's brain has holes in it due to a history of abusing alcohol, drugs, and faith. So most likely, yeah.
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I Woke up today and screamed "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" at the top of my lungs As I walked outside I took a deep breath of crisp, clean spring air. It smelled like freedom, it smelled like a TRUMP Presidency. TRUMP 2016
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AhhYes posted:The real question is, assuming he abolished the IRS, where in the hell would you send that stupid postcard and who would read it? Better question: how could you prove your dependents? There's a reason why that exists on the 1040, and that is to prove they exist. Using old Cruz's sad attempt at logic, I could claim I had enough kids to qualify for a tax credit just enough to cover my burden, and mail in the postcard. Also: SSNs on a postcard? Nice security there, Skinsuit Goblin. Because when I think Grateful Dead concert, I think TRUMP! Also, the gray wash really shows off his lovely combover. mannerup posted:lmao i just checked out stopthesteal.org and Bush-Cruz-Rubio-Romney-Ryan-McConnell? So they're basically saying 'those losers who hosed up and got the black guy elected, and the fuckers who aren't doing their job by putting someone on the Supreme Court.' Trump doesn't want the presidency, he wants the entire party. Ambitious. Not sad! Chokes McGee posted:"Trump's finished for sure this time" says Reince Priebus, Do It Once Right posted:The Ohio National Guard will be mobilized. That is certain to go very well for the convention, protesters, and the city of Cleveland. Given how much the Republicans love war, why not bring it to Middle America? gently caress, and to think if I had the money and time I could go there and film my spiritual sequel to Medium Cool!! Thump! posted:You better BUCKLE UP...... for KENT STATE PART 2!!! Megyn Kelly bending at the body of Ted Cruz, the word "SAD!" hastily photoshopped as a title at the bottom... FuzzySkinner posted:The tweets in response to this are great. Also, the Earned Income Credit is still on there! Isn't that a hand-out to the poor? Frank Starman posted:I looked forward to the eventual "stabbed-in-the-back" myth that will arise in Republican circles after Trump gets gazumped at the convention. It will poison the party for a generation. Eh, it'll reduce some people, but Republicans' have awful memories in general. Some of them will bitch and whine, pull the lever, and go home to bitch and whine some more. It's Romneyitis. Oh please let Texas go blue for this. That would be PERFECT. Also, if the Democratic Nominee grabbed the states that Obama did in 2012, this could mean that by winning Texas and Georgia, they could win the election before we even get to the Pacific/Mountain time zone. That's how bad Trump is. I should ask for the day after Election Day off if Trump is the Republican nominee or runs third-party, for it will be a bloodbath.
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Immortan posted:I heard Beck was 'fasting' for the country a few weeks ago or something. Even Levin isn't that crazy. Don't go nuts over 'fasting.' For a Mormon, it can mean nothing but water and crackers from sun up to sundown, and then no dietary restrictions after that. Also, Glenn Beck is an ample man and a crazy liar, so he probably isn't fasting anyway.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Fasting is absolutely the least crazy bullet point on Glenn Beck during this primary. He's been telling his audience that he's getting messages from G-d saying that his audience is going to save America by electing Cruz. I almost forgot when he said Cruz is the literal reincarnation of George Washington.
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Immortan posted:I almost forgot when he said Cruz is the literal reincarnation of George Washington. barf
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It's going to be great when Cruz's kids grow up to be marxist enthusiasts.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:He also blamed all the crazy stuff he said previously that got him canned and relegated to his fiefdom was the result of some disease he had, which means all the crazy stuff he says now is SUPER SERIOUS. Adrenal fatiuge makes me call someone on air to make fun of their wife having a miscarriage
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TheTatteredKing posted:Adrenal fatiuge makes me call someone on air to make fun of their wife having a miscarriage It's cool man. A chiropractor treated him and Sedona Holistic Health & Spirit Institute doesn't hand out diplomas to just anyone
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Intel&Sebastian posted:He also blamed all the crazy stuff he said previously that got him canned and relegated to his fiefdom was the result of some disease he had, which means all the crazy stuff he says now is SUPER SERIOUS. its hiv like charlie sheen.
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No Mans Land posted:All of my posts are accurate in some way or another. holy hell, fishmech made me laugh out loud
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The Shortest Path posted:Levin at least has principles that he sticks to, as horrendously misguided and/or deliberately lovely they are. Is this sarcasm? I often can't tell in this thread. I've listened to Levin programs where he expresses diametrically opposed opinions within a one hour period. I've heard him express an opinion and then immediately turn around and tell one of his Levinite callers that they were idiots for repeating the same opinion. Rush and Hannity are far more principled than this opportunistic assclown.
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mark levin said he was smarter than frywad, and then in the same episode he's asking frywad for help with his problems. that man has no principles
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MAKE ANERICA REAT AGAIN!quote:I am Carl Mischka, raising funds to serve as a TRUMP delegate at the RNC Convention in Cleveland this July. A lifelong Republican I was a Republican Eagle ($16K donation) in 2001. Semi-retired I serve as Chairman of the Craven County, NC Republican Party, spending over 20 volunteer hours per week "herding cats" working with a marvelous group of volunteers.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Because when I think Grateful Dead concert, I think TRUMP! I'm willing to believe that graphic design was done personally by Roger Stone.
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Zelder posted:holy hell, fishmech made me laugh out loud Nml denied the holocaust?
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in his wistful youth, he tried it, in the way some people would dabble in marijuana
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2016 Republican Primary: help restore the Anerica I grew up in
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Immortan posted:I almost forgot when he said Cruz is the literal reincarnation of George Washington. he also declared Trump and Clinton to be Gog and Magog
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Now this is the viral content that millenial voters go wild for. https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/720341012015505408
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zoux posted:Now this is the viral content that millenial voters go wild for. shot from the back because from the front you can literally see the wind tearing cruz's skinsuit to shreds
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zoux posted:Now this is the viral content that millenial voters go wild for. Goddamnit Ted the sign clearly says to keep your loving hands down you piece of poo poo
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Daniel Bryan posted:Goddamnit Ted the sign clearly shows to keep your loving hands down you piece of poo poo Trying to get back his anti-establishment cred.
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https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/720338838963400705 Frisk them for suicide bombs.
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zoux posted:Now this is the viral content that millenial voters go wild for. I too wear a suit on roller coasters. Ted Cruz is just like me!
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Zelder posted:shot from the back because from the front you can literally see the wind tearing cruz's skinsuit to shreds Still a bold move because from the back you might be able to see the zipper.
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Did Ted pretty much give up on New York? Because I'm pretty sure that roller coaster is in PA.
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Daniel Bryan posted:Did Ted pretty much give up on New York? Because I'm pretty sure that roller coaster is in PA. I'm sure he and his campaign know he's going to get schlonged in NY.
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squidgee posted:I too wear a suit on roller coasters. Ted Cruz is just like me! Hey, the full body skinsuit is being hosed down.. This is the spare mask and hands that really look fake.
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smg77 posted:I'm sure he and his campaign know he's going to get schlonged in NY. 
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The goal in NY was to just bleed enough votes to prevent 50 on Trump.
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/720338838963400705 Is any republican primary voter going to have a single moment of clarity and wonder why their candidates are claiming to have special knowledge of where terrorists are congregating(or crossing the Canadian border at certain locations, thank you Ben Carson), yet those same candidates are holding that information hostage until after they are elected president?
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