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MrSlam posted:Please have mercy...not funny...oh...remember your Hippopotamus Oath... Birds seem to like the sound of my voice! 
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TMMadman posted:But I like picking beans with Do over Ham. Beans beans the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot...
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Do over Ham posted:Beans beans the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot... Avert your eyes goons! He may take on other forms!
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Apr 12, 2016 22:33
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TMMadman posted:Avert your eyes goons! He may take on other forms! Hired goons?
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Everything Counts posted:Oooh! A lima bean that looks just like Lowtax! I'll put it with the others. Counts, you know I always try to put the best face on everything, but there's no face on that drat bean!
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Apr 12, 2016 23:08
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IMJack posted:Counts, you know I always try to put the best face on everything, but there's no face on that drat bean! Not with that attitude!
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Apr 12, 2016 23:22
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IMJack posted:Counts, you know I always try to put the best face on everything, but there's no face on that drat bean! Good news IMJack, I don't need Everything Counts any more. I've created a replacement for him that's superior in almost every way. 
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Apr 13, 2016 00:42
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TMMadman posted:Avert your eyes goons! He may take on other forms! DizzyBum posted:Hired goons? 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Good news IMJack, I don't need Everything Counts any more. I've created a replacement for him that's superior in almost every way. Free wig ehhh 
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Apr 13, 2016 05:08
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CatchrNdRy posted:Free wig ehhh It smells in there!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Free wig ehhh Now, are you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?
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CatchrNdRy posted:Free wig ehhh Well, I'm off to market! :bigtran:
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CatchrNdRy posted:Free wig ehhh 
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OH MY GOD!! .... THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!!!
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DizzyBum posted:OH MY GOD!! Look, you pull its tail straight and it curls right back up again. Curly...Straight...Curly...Straight...Curly...Straight...Curly...Straight...
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*punches York_M_Chan* Here in America, we don't tolerate that kind of crap, SIR!
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 And that's how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns.
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TMMadman posted:*punches York_M_Chan* Hell-oo...that sounds like a York_M_Chan fainting!
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Apr 13, 2016 21:26
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Do over Ham posted:Hell-oo...that sounds like a York_M_Chan fainting! I'm sorry TMMadman. I-I've never banned anyone before but that goon had some powerful friends.
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MrSlam posted:I'm sorry TMMadman. I-I've never banned anyone before but that goon had some powerful friends. Stay back! I have powers! ...political powers!
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MrSlam posted:I'm sorry TMMadman. I-I've never banned anyone before but that goon had some powerful friends. Well, if it's a crime to love one's quote thread, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our forums and hand it over to communist reddit, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a moderator, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!
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TMMadman posted:Well, if it's a crime to love one's quote thread, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our forums and hand it over to communist reddit, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a moderator, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that! You shot who in the what now? 
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TMMadman posted:Well, if it's a crime to love one's quote thread, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our forums and hand it over to communist reddit, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a moderator, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that! Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them? And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes? Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
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jscolon2.0 posted:Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them? And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes? Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart? jscolon2.0, you came to see me for a reason... Is TMMadman stealing bread?
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York_M_Chan posted:jscolon2.0, you came to see me for a reason... Is TMMadman stealing bread? Stealing stealing, stealing a car for jscolon2.0!
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The Nastier Nate posted:Stealing stealing, stealing a car for jscolon2.0! Writhing Funzos, in my sack Makes me happy. Makes me hurt my back!
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TMMadman posted:Writhing Funzos, in my sack Ooh me back's gone gimpy! Who'll provide for me little ones?!?
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jscolon2.0 posted:Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them? And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes? Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart? York_M_Chan posted:jscolon2.0, you came to see me for a reason... Is TMMadman stealing bread? The Nastier Nate posted:Stealing stealing, stealing a car for jscolon2.0! Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church, Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? For fun?! Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects!    Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!
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After The War posted:Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church, Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? For fun?! Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects! Can I be a booze hound? 
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Root Bear posted:Can I be a booze hound? Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. Rum: so no one will believe your story!
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DizzyBum posted:Rum: so no one will believe your story! Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust....
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Root Bear posted:Can I be a booze hound? I will not suffer your insubordination! There has been a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of your quoting, Root Bear! And you will fall into line, now!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust.... The perfect chance to make my patented, space age, out of this world moon waffles. Let's see here. Caramels, waffle batter, liquid smoke.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:The perfect chance to make my patented, space age, out of this world moon waffles. Let's see here. Caramels, waffle batter, liquid smoke. Legend has it my great grandpappy stumbled upon this recipe when he was trying to invent a cheap substitute for holy water
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MrSlam posted:Legend has it my great grandpappy stumbled upon this recipe when he was trying to invent a cheap substitute for holy water He unholied the holy water.
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Do over Ham posted:He unholied the holy water. I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.
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TMMadman posted:I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled. I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barking! I also 'ate the mess he made on me rug. Ya heard me!
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IMJack posted:I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barking! *gasp* He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies! 
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