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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:The idea of a corpsman being "trained" to do an appendectomy, much less actually having to do one, is hilarious and terrifying at the same time. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha holy poo poo you guys are hosed i am shuddering to think about the idiot from kentucky who in ait swore to us before god that he was struck by lighting twice and for reals could go super sayen like goku but it would exhaust him too badly so he refused to do it also he was given ant dna when he broke his back as a kid and it made him super strong and fixed his back completely also that when he was in basic at fort benning he got super mad at his drill sergeant so he threw the guidon which had a sharp point top and threw it into a tree and it stuck or that while on the final FTX that he still had the guidon even after the aforementioned tree incident and a wild boar ran past and he hunted it down and killed it with the guidon and his whole platoon ate roast boar that night (instead of getting assfucked for hunting on federal land) he refused to shower and was seriously one of the worst people i had to be around. he was like a kindergartner who somehow survived while being unable to learn anything THIS THE GUY THAT SERIOUSLY GOT SUPER CLOSE TO PASSING AIT AND BECOMING A FULL FLEDGED MEDIC. IM REALLY GODDAMN SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. Our entire class was loving SCARED that he would pass the course. when we took a unit chapter test we'd do it first thing in the morning that day. after lunch they would call out the scores with the last 4 of your social. if you got below an 70 it was a fail, and you'd take a retest instead of PT the next morning. if you fail that one, you get recycled back a company to retake the unit once more, and retake the test. if you pass, congrats and continue with your new company. If you fail another test though, you get reclassed to cook or w/e. you got two retests(one for two different tests out of like 10) before you'd get recycled. If you failed the NREMT written or physical test then you'd be recycled. By the end of our 18 weeks about 50% of our total company was recycles from other companies. About 60% of our class was recycled to other companies. we learned that fucker's last 4 of his social and would listen to see when he would get recycled out of our company and he would be someone else's problem. he was so tantalizingly close (like getting a 72 or something) and the entire class would sigh in unison as the fucker survived another unit it wasn't until like the second to last test. he bombed and by the time he walked back to the building after dinner chow his bay had broken into his locker and packed all his poo poo in his bags for him to get him out asap He made it through Fort Benning. He could very well be a medic. he may still be in the army, who knows. that person theoretically could be depended on giving someone an appendectomy, and it doesnt shock me at all. gently caress you if you're still in. it's your problem now. edit: he failed the last test because he was addicted to playing some dragonball z game on a PSone w/ the screen all night under his covers Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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After listening to my girlfriend gush about being able to see when messages are delivered/seen/read, I've realized that I can never get an iPhone.
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You can turn read receipts for iMessage off but then she'll just bitch about how you need to turn it on because reasons.
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The doc (corpsman) on my boat refused to give me any sort of cold medication when I was so sick I could barely breathe. When we left port I was a line handler topside and hauling the line for 8 seconds put me totally out of breath coughing my rear end off for a minute. The topside chief was the TMC and he asked me if I was okay, NOPE I AM NOT but doc won't give me anything! Oh ok! Same doc handed off my case to his oncoming replacement when I got the  . He got to touch my penis and swab me. That was the only thing that hurt more than pissing at the time.
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Mike-o posted:You can turn read receipts for iMessage off but then she'll just bitch about how you need to turn it on because reasons. tell her whenever its running read receipts it makes the phone run slower and screw that, you're not dealing with it it doesnt but w/e
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Mike-o posted:You can turn read receipts for iMessage off but then she'll just bitch about how you need to turn it on because reasons.
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I'll be your guys's personal nurse in a sub :bigtran:
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Mike-o posted:gently caress you all I hit 30 today. Goongrats old-timer    
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Quick everyone post your horrible experience with medics/corpsman I had an O-5 flight doc who was unable to determine whether my symptoms were due to appendicitis or a kidney stone. In a major AFB hospital that no longer possesses any diagnostic imaging equipment. And the only reason I even got to see a doc is because I threatened the idiot at the desk that I was going to have an ambulance come and pick me up right in front of her desk if she didn't do her loving job. Had stone-removal surgery later that day. Dead Reckoning posted:After listening to my girlfriend gush about being able to see when messages are delivered/seen/read, I've realized that I can never get an iPhone. Reported for account-sharing with beanie. Godholio fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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Apr 13, 2016 15:47
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Threw my back out moving wall lockers from one set of barracks to another as a E-3. Was given Motrin and told to do sit-ups. Thanks Ft Bragg.
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MurderBot posted:I'll be your guys's personal nurse in a sub :bigtran: Doc was almost as bad a rider, except for that one time some horseplay led to sickbay. Some A ganger got bodyslammed on his head and started seizing
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Syrian Lannister posted:Threw my back out moving wall lockers from one set of barracks to another as a E-3. 
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Yeah I turned off read receipt in iMessage long ago. Too many people, especially girls, get irrationally angry
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Read receipts are literally only for women who want to send a bitchy sub-reply that "Yes I saw your message and no I'm not going to respond" The only people I know with it on are luddites and crazy women
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Syrian Lannister posted:Threw my back out moving wall lockers from one set of barracks to another as a E-3. Had a hemroid cut out and they only gave me Motrin.
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to interrupt your gross butt surgery chat, looks like chris evans and joey from friends have been having a lil spat during filming. rip in piss top gear
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:rip in piss top gear
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Clarkson should sue for custody of The Stig. His new stepfather is a bad influence.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:to interrupt your gross butt surgery chat, looks like chris evans and joey from friends have been having a lil spat during filming. rip in piss top gear chris evans is a fuckboi
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Godholio posted:I had an O-5 flight doc who was unable to determine whether my symptoms were due to appendicitis or a kidney stone. In a major AFB hospital that no longer possesses any diagnostic imaging equipment. And the only reason I even got to see a doc is because I threatened the idiot at the desk that I was going to have an ambulance come and pick me up right in front of her desk if she didn't do her loving job. Had stone-removal surgery later that day. How the flying motherfuck is someone too loving lazy or stupid to do basic diagnostic tests? Like what the gently caress, all it takes to strongly suspect one over the other is maybe two minutes of talking while you poke and prod. Hell, reasonable suspicion of appendicitis is (normally) enough to be prioritized as a Really Bad Thing just in case.
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Having the military be responsible for my health care is terrifying
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Mustang posted:Having the military be responsible for
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:How the flying motherfuck is someone too loving lazy or stupid to do basic diagnostic tests? Like what the gently caress, all it takes to strongly suspect one over the other is maybe two minutes of talking while you poke and prod. It seemed pretty clear to me it was more likely a stone since there was no change in pain when he pressed on that area. Thank god they sent me off-base.
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Someone lost two liters of blood and it's all over the surgical room lol
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I'm sure your employer (especially considering who your employer is) appreciates you sharing that on the Internet.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I'm sure your employer (especially considering who your employer is) appreciates you sharing that on the Internet. Snitches get stitches
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Hopefully after the guy that lost 2L of blood.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I'm sure your employer (especially considering who your employer is) appreciates you sharing that on the Internet. Don works in a vampire rave?
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Godholio posted:Hopefully after the guy that lost 2L of blood. Something tells me it's not a guy
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finally filed my taxes. was expecting to owe about a grand, turns out im getting 300 back 
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Teflon Don posted:Someone lost two liters of blood and it's all over the surgical room lol Jesus, dude, don't just twist the hanger around all willy nilly. Learn some fine motor skills.
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Stone ipa is really good yall
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2 liters isn't good but you have anywhere from 4.5-7 depending on weight so he's ayyte. It's the after effects, even with RBC replacement does it suck.
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Zeris posted:Read receipts are literally only for women who want to send a bitchy sub-reply that "Yes I saw your message and no I'm not going to respond" Unfortunately, when I was told to pick two, I chose "good-looking" plus "nice personality", leaving "not crazy" on the table.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:finally filed my taxes. was expecting to owe about a grand, turns out im getting 300 back I have to cut a check to the Great State of Utah for $13. Well worth it to say good riddance.
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I didn't think I was going to get anything back since I did school 12 months out of the year and barely worked. Being a student has it's benefits, $2000 back from feds, $130 from MN. I already spent all of it on candy and Legos.
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Teflon Don posted:Stone ipa is really good yall fact
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:finally filed my taxes. was expecting to owe about a grand, turns out im getting 300 back I ended up owing $1500. Better than the 2k taxact said I owed, but turbotax gave me the lower number and if I don't get audited(pretty unlikely), gently caress it
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