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achillesforever6 posted:Civil War looking pretty good I'm not sure I trust that site's review since it looks like they gave Hardcore Henry one star and I've heard really great things about it...but Civil War is starting to look like something I'd see even though I still haven't seen Age of Ultron.
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:even though I still haven't seen Age of Ultron. Yeah you have, even if you don't realize it. I'll probably still see civil war, but I don't expect to be surprised. Skipped ant man, plan to skip doctor strange, infinity war, infinity war again, etc...
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Mordja posted:Mark Millar's the guy who did The Boys, right? A friend got me to read the first few issues of it back in college and I remember it being tryhard edgy bullshit. For reference's sake one of her favourite movies was Boondock Saints so not exactly the arbiter of good taste. That's Garth Ennis, the thinking man's Mark Millar
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Civil War looks like it will own and the team that made Winter Soldier is doing it, so it will probably be just as good/better. Ultron was poop, Ant-man was diarrhea, and I really don't blame you for not wanting to see any other marvel movies. But drat Civil War looks dope. Especially if they have the balls to kill Cap and keep him dead.
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there is no way in hell cap am will stay dead if he "dies." he represents america, and like america, he always wins
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This move would be much better with a homoerotic massage scene in it
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I feel kinda meh about Doctor Strange. "Hey, do you like Inception? We have THREE INCEPTIONS woooaoaaoaooaoaoaah! that's pretty s-s-strrrraaaaaange, am I right?" I dunno, maybe I'm just in a bad mood for movie trailers, the visuals didn't feel...impactful. They felt sort of abstract for abstraction's sake.
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Are people actually excited for suicide squad because it looks kinda dumb to me
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Civil War looks like it will own and the team that made Winter Soldier is doing it, so it will probably be just as good/better. eh The core premise of what they are fighting about is sorta stupid plus they undid all of the good narrative building in AoU when they brought back shield like nothing happened. The overlong Ironman v Cap and Bucky scene makes me think it's gonna have too much of what made Age of Ultron so boring
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:Are people actually excited for suicide squad because it looks kinda dumb to me I am. It looks fun. Ayer has a mostly solid body of work. At the very least, it should trump BvS
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Yaws posted:I am. It looks fun. Ayer has a mostly solid body of work. At the very least, it should trump BvS Howard the duck trumps bvs
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Civil War looks like it will own and the team that made Winter Soldier is doing it, so it will probably be just as good/better. Ant Man was good and I will not tolerate any arguments, friend.
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If BvS was a Marvel studios film, the wheelchair guy would have been groomed to be the Metallo badguy, but he'd still blow up before the end of the film.
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Apr 14, 2016 00:09
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Do you think Superman got piss on him when the dumb wheelchair guy blew up?
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Ant Man was good and I will not tolerate any arguments, friend. Seconding this, Ant Man was way better than I expected. It was legitimately funny at times, and was a cool "heist" movie in its own right. It felt different from your average Marvel fare while still feeling like it was a part of the larger whole.
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many johnnys posted:Do you think Superman got piss on him when the dumb wheelchair guy blew up? Do you think with his super-smell he should have noticed what smelled like a big jar of piss directly in front of him in a congressional chamber?
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Maybe people piss themselves when they see Superman walk into a room. Or Purrington had an overactive bladder and had to wear Depends all the time. Maybe all us humans just smell like sweat and piss and poo poo to him every moment.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Maybe people piss themselves when they see Superman walk into a room. Or Purrington had an overactive bladder and had to wear Depends all the time. Maybe all us humans just smell like sweat and piss and poo poo to him every moment. It'd be pretty dece if Superman gave the Agent Smith 'Parasites' speech from The Matrix.
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whatever7 posted:One of the main causes of WWI was that the German Kaiser became too ambitious and wanted to build up the navy to contest with British empire's oversea colonial markets. China wants to start wwIII over fish
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many johnnys posted:Do you think Superman got piss on him when the dumb wheelchair guy blew up? The force of the blast and the direction of the blast's wave would have blown the piss onto Senator Patrick Leahy (D), a staple of the Batman movies and Bernie Sanders' senior fellow senator from Vermont. Once again demonstrating Snyder's libertarian wank. Although, really, the people who got the most piss on them were the people who didn't pirate this trash.
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Xenomrph posted:Seconding this, Ant Man was way better than I expected. It was legitimately funny at times, and was a cool "heist" movie in its own right. It felt different from your average Marvel fare while still feeling like it was a part of the larger whole. it was solid, woulda been better if the wasp actually got to do poo poo as the wasp and if he was actually a cat burglar instead of a corporate robin hood since then everyone being suspicious of him would make sense but for Marvel's usual aversion to actually let their characters be less than 100% good guys it worked. Also would've helped to make Pym a bit more morally grey but w/e Also the train toy should've crumpled when it got big and smashed into the wall because by their own premise you get stronger due to higher density ergo weaker due to lower density but now I'm just being petty
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:It'd be pretty dece if Superman gave the Agent Smith 'Parasites' speech from The Matrix. they should just make superman a disaffected nerd and have him brutally kill everyone who makes him feel inferior and then get to have sex with a hot woman in the end a power fantasy to really cater to their main demographic
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:It'd be pretty dece if Superman gave the Agent Smith 'Parasites' speech from The Matrix. Superman knows all about the personal lives of everyone at the Daily Planet based on the smells they can't wash off. He knows whose cat has a urinary tract infection that isn't being treated, he knows that the guy in accounting is sleeping with a photographer and an assistant editor, he knows that someone drinks at work to get through the day (but he doesn't know that it didn't start until 18 months ago), etc.
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Piss Christ, but with a Superman emblem in the jar instead
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:it was solid, woulda been better if the wasp actually got to do poo poo as the wasp and if he was actually a cat burglar instead of a corporate robin hood since then everyone being suspicious of him would make sense but for Marvel's usual aversion to actually let their characters be less than 100% good guys it worked. Also would've helped to make Pym a bit more morally grey but w/e Also it had the same ending as Big Hero 6 but it was still cool and I have no idea which was out first and I don't care really.
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Devils don't come from below, like a toilet. They come from above, like a golden shower.
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Since Batman knows Lois is the key, does that mean he'll throw her into a pool of water in the next Justice League movie, and then jump in to get her a few minutes later?
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Mordja posted:Mark Millar's the guy who did The Boys, right? A friend got me to read the first few issues of it back in college and I remember it being tryhard edgy bullshit. For reference's sake one of her favourite movies was Boondock Saints so not exactly the arbiter of good taste. My guide to how to view and enjoy Boondock Saints: A) Go to youtube and type THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT B) Watch that clip C) Pretend nothing else of the film exists
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Maybe they'll sack Henry Cavill and let the jar of pee play superman. Just draw a frowny face on it and you're golden.
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Since Batman knows Lois is the key, does that mean he'll throw her into a pool of water in the next Justice League movie, and then jump in to get her a few minutes later? This movie has so much stupid in it that there's not enough hate for Lois "What the gently caress am I doing ever" Lane, who once again accomplished... well... uh.. she got herself in danger.
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It could have gone the other way and Doomsday goes to kill Lois and she says "I'm no [super]man!" as she drives the spear on home.
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achillesforever6 posted:Civil War looking pretty good On the other hand, Empire magazine.
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Blazing Ownager posted:This movie has so much stupid in it that there's not enough hate for Lois "What the gently caress am I doing ever" Lane, who once again accomplished... well... uh.. she got herself in danger. At some point Amy Adams probably wanted to scream at Snyder "I was in The Fighter god damnit!" but assumed Snyder had never seen it.
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:At some point Amy Adams probably wanted to scream at Snyder "I was in The Fighter god damnit!" but assumed Snyder had never seen it. Ben Affleck directed a Best Picture winner and had to take direction from a completely autistic clod that just wants to make pretty still frames and doesn't understand actors or characters or plot.
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Blazing Ownager posted:My guide to how to view and enjoy Boondock Saints: boondock saints is fun in the sense that it's a movie about lucky idiots doing stupid things. it's not a good movie, but it's an enjoyable one.
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Penn and Teller's stage show has gotten weird.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The force of the blast and the direction of the blast's wave would have blown the piss onto Senator Patrick Leahy (D), a staple of the Batman movies and Bernie Sanders' senior fellow senator from Vermont. I asked my friend take some portrait shots for my photography porfolio. He made me buy BvS tickets for him, in a Time Square theater. I ended up paying like 40 plus dollars to watch 2D Batman v Superman. naem posted:China wants to start wwIII over fish What's what Kissinger said in "On China". But China is not raising power though, it's returning to its former power. Plus China is completely on board the USD/globalization scam with the US. whatever7 fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Apr 14, 2016 |
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:it was solid, woulda been better if the wasp actually got to do poo poo as the wasp and if he was actually a cat burglar instead of a corporate robin hood since then everyone being suspicious of him would make sense but for Marvel's usual aversion to actually let their characters be less than 100% good guys it worked. Also would've helped to make Pym a bit more morally grey but w/e The Wasp will be in the sequel, the title of the sequel is apparently 'Ant Man and the Wasp'.
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