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TTerrible posted:In all of this thread I never thought I'd see a shill get felchspooned. Neither did the Stimpire. Added to the lore.
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Google Butt posted:can i get a rip in chat rip
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ideate posted:I don't think any reason you post in this thread is any less embarrassing Well every single person that posts in this thread should be ashamed, so 100% agree there.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Neither did the Stimpire. Loremaster can you post the stimperor gif.
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Skellybones posted:Derek drives like he posts: Fast, angry, and when he sees red he just gets faster and angrier
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runsamok posted:Clearly we need to complicate every intersection everywhere, or people can just go "Hey, why the gently caress am I waiting? I've come to a complete stop & there's nothing preventing me from turning safely, so I can proceed." It's not complicating it? It's adding two lights and reducing the mental fatigue on drivers?
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nm
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Justin Tyme posted:he's not wrong, nerd lol don't be a drama queen most people just quietly stop checking in when the thread's boring
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Skellybones posted:Derek drives like he posts: Fast, angry, and when he sees red he just gets faster and angrier Which Tesla does he have? I want to know if my car is faster than his.
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SerCypher posted:I think the funniest part of this all, is that Derek bought more spaceships secretly just so he can still count as a backer. Oh please. I've done that a number of times already. I haven't made a big deal about it because it gets tiring after awhile. The downside is that they just refund and close. No communication other than the stock "GTFO"; like they did last year. And the ONLY reason for the disclosure in my blog update, is because legal had told me to make it public. But since that portion of the blog didn't make the cut because of material that couldn't be sourced, I had removed the whole thing; and forgot about the disclosure. That's why it appeared in today's edit. Also, the key to those accounts is that they are made up various States which are very hostile to companies breaking consumer laws. It was a strategic move which allows me to sue them in any of the States where an AG would rip them apart for any reason.
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Ragequit posted:Well every single person that posts in this thread should be ashamed, so 100% agree there. I am glad we can come together on this important topic
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D_Smart posted:Now would be a good time for you all to send his Twitter account well wishes. It's going to get yanked. Are you sure it's his real info? It might be an alias. I hear he has many…
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:It's not complicating it? It's adding two lights and reducing the mental fatigue on drivers?
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ideate posted:I don't think any reason you post in this thread is any less embarrassing We should all feel shame Edit Ragequit posted:Well every single person that posts in this thread should be ashamed, so 100% agree there.
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runsamok posted:Are you sure it's his real info? It might be an alias. I hear he has many… ...and that has been a problem for me, because?
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Derek whats the answer to the 8ace code
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D_Smart posted:...and that has been a problem for me, because? he was making a funny Derek
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ideate posted:Will someone email CS and say Derek Smart wants to buy their ships but you'd just take a refund from them if they'd prefer that ROTFLMAO!!!
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:It's not complicating it? It's adding two lights and reducing the mental fatigue on drivers? Two lights is more complicated than a simple rule of thumb. If going "Oh, look, I can safely turn right now" is a bridge too far for you mentally while driving, I don't know how you manage to get out of the driveway.
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what if it's a really good alias like "babyface nelson"
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Samizdata posted:Also, truthfully, I pretty much have made this clear in some private Discord chats, but I blame almost all of this on Sandi. Chris strikes me as mostly a well meaning schlub who has a really hard time saying no to people (as they would probably stop liking him if he did). I figure Sandi saw some buzz about Chris, had a brainstorm) and dug him out of her phone's contact list. In Chris she saw a chance to revive her flagging personal credibility (we have yet to see any real confirmation of her being the best marketer since she was a little girl) by being attached to THE BIGGEST CROWDFUNDING PROJECT EVA!!!111! By this point in time, it had been established that crowdfunding projects do often fail, usually with mostly minimal legal entanglements. So then, Sandi, Kingmaker (since she was a little princess), had her plan. (And, yes, at this point if this sounds like a heist movie, I am meaning it to). I don't buy the Messalina narrative, plus Claudius was a competent emperor. This hack was loving things up with this exact MO long before Sandi ever entered the picture. e: A Neurotic Jew posted:MoMA are you Toast? please don't make a dumb play on words in response. MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Apr 14, 2016 |
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Also as someone who knows very little about the game apart from the ineptitude of the big trio (Chris/Sandi/Ben/maybe Disco whatever his real name is), can someone explain in a sentence or two what the stimpire is, because I see it occasionally referenced. Is it game lore or some side thing from the movie?
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ideate posted:Will someone email CS and say Derek Smart wants to buy their ships but you'd just take a refund from them if they'd prefer that https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/720421290746769408
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runsamok posted:Two lights is more complicated than a simple rule of thumb. Eh, probably just not used to it.
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Ragequit posted:Also as someone who knows very little about the game apart from the ineptitude of the big trio (Chris/Sandi/Ben/maybe Disco whatever his real name is), can someone explain in a sentence or two what the stimpire is, because I see it occasionally referenced. Is it game lore or some side thing from the movie? Fan fiction from the forums. Now archived, expanded & elucidated on by the thread.
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lol
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Ragequit posted:Also as someone who knows very little about the game apart from the ineptitude of the big trio (Chris/Sandi/Ben/maybe Disco whatever his real name is), can someone explain in a sentence or two what the stimpire is, because I see it occasionally referenced. Is it game lore or some side thing from the movie? really terrible fanfiction that is inexplicably considered semi canon by cig
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I really do hope that MoMA is a shill, because the alternative is that some sad nerd spent time combing through public records in Florida on the off chance that he could find something on Derek Smart that he could then drop into the thread once Derek said something that upset him. And that makes me sad.
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Coolguye posted:really terrible fanfiction that is inexplicably considered semi canon by cig Gross.
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MeLKoR posted:Remind me again who Toast is? he's the asian guy who sits around and makes snippy remarks in the background on RtV sometimes. CIG lawyer I think.
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burn the thread and every poster in it
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Palisader posted:Ah! Sorry, I was directing it more towards your comment--I couldn't possibly be hyped over something Todd Howard says because I don't follow gaming news closely enough to know what he's done in the past. So my frame of reference is, well, Gorf's post. Your explanation would have be like 500x longer with no less than 50 links to be doing that.
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Sperglord posted:The response from CIG sleeper agents here show that something Derek said was poorly received in headquarters. If I had to suspect, the FCA would be the most dangerous revelation. It's basically total bullshit. The fact that you can take 100m dollars from a bunch of tards (myself included) and you're barely beholden to them one iota, while if you'd gotten the money from VCs or some other traditional source they'd have your nuts in a box on their desk and they'd be constantly crawling up your rear end financially, just isn't right. Yeah, no one really gives that much of a gently caress about KSing 700 grand to make Jason: The Vidya Game, or 200 grand to make a tungsten bottle opener or some poo poo, but when you're talking many millions of dollars, let alone 100+ million dollars, there needs to be some laws and oversight and poo poo. Didn't the feds just limit "Crowd investing" to some crazy low number? But the Crobbler can rake in 100m while giving no one a stake in anything and saying nothing whatsoever about their financials. Yeah, that makes sense.
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Beet Wagon posted:Derek if I ever make you so mad you want to dox me, just let me know. I'll call my dad for you and save you the time. rotflmao!! I'm dying here. That was beautiful.
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Derek please call my dad. He lives by himself and doesn't have much to do besides cross stitch and watch MSNBC.
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Salty gonna salt
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Google Butt posted:why doesn't Derek put the camel clutch on someone who deserves it like lethality. gently caress his rear end derek. Because he never gave me a reason to before today. https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/719973037861388288 I always regarded him as an annoyance. That's why he is blocked. But now I'm going to have his Twitter account yanked; then I'm going to post his RL identity in my feed and on mmorpg where he frequently posts with that other clown, Erilion. Listen, none of these fuckers are exempt. I don't mind the poo poo-posting, trolling etc. That's why I ignore those rear end-clowns on /r/DerekSmart/. But sometimes, they get so carried away that they forget where that line - which they shouldn't cross - happens to be.
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Ahh Derek, always and forever the internet warlord. One of the reasons I keep scrolling through the thread. These loving dogges are another reason.
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FrankieGoes posted:It's basically total bullshit. The fact that you can take 100m dollars from a bunch of tards (myself included) and you're barely beholden to them one iota, while if you'd gotten the money from VCs or some other traditional source they'd have your nuts in a box on their desk and they'd be constantly crawling up your rear end financially, just isn't right. Yeah, no one really gives that much of a gently caress about KSing 700 grand to make Jason: The Vidya Game, or 200 grand to make a tungsten bottle opener or some poo poo, but when you're talking many millions of dollars, let alone 100+ million dollars, there needs to be some laws and oversight and poo poo. Yeah, it is BS that Roberts can raise so much without oversight. I think the financials are a distraction, what the backers truly deserve is an independent audit of the game code. We know nothing about the quality of work done. CIG says its brilliant, but we have no outside proof. This, more than financials, is the problem. CIG tells us the game is going well and raises money off that. We cannot check CIG's word.
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Palisader posted:I really do hope that MoMA is a shill, because the alternative is that some sad nerd spent time combing through public records in Florida on the off chance that he could find something on Derek Smart that he could then drop into the thread once Derek said something that upset him. And that makes me sad. The worst part isn't even that he did it, it's that he felt the need to bring it up and it was a loving traffic ticket. Hey, I'm a loser spending time trying to dig up dirt on you because you said some mean things about the video game that I love, let me prove it by mentioning your heinous and embarrassing crime of missing the yellow by 1 second.
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