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Nonexistence posted:Lawthread! I need insider protips on how to drink coffee like a champ! Give me your daily regimes, optimized for 1) maximum wakefulness during productive times 2) no inopportune bathroom breaks during meetings/court/class/depositions 3) lower acidity alternatives like tea that won't corrode your organs as you go through your never ending quest to shift the paradigms and catch the big fish Mate. You might want to get accustomed in your off-time beforehand.
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Randler posted:Mate. If he got up 15 minutes earlier, he could either make coffee or bill more.
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http://canlii.ca/t/gp9z0 Mr. Hanoski testified in his own defence. When asked to state his name for the purpose of being sworn he said, “My name is Randy, man of the family of Hanoski, beneficiary of the trust and the natural person.” I really could read these all day.
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Government lawyer: some mother fucker tried to make me work after 3 today.
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"Eventually, and after the above conversation occurs, Mr. Hanoski is removed from the vehicle by the officers, without the accused’s co-operation." lol.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Government lawyer: some mother fucker tried to make me work after 3 today. Do you not have a union to handle that poo poo for you? loving texas man.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Government lawyer: some mother fucker tried to make me work after 3 today. Sure the job is lovely, but on the other hand you don't have to do it!
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Apr 13, 2016 00:10
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I've been drinking black coffee since I was 10 years old. (True story) The trick is to constantly drink it all day but stop around 5:30. If you need extra pick-me-up, brew a pot then use the brewed pot as the water for a second pot. 
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Apr 13, 2016 01:22
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nm posted:This is the government law option. In-house could be good as well. Our output (patent prosecution) is tracked, but not by hours so efficiency is the only metric, effectively. Workload is relatively light and we can always outsource most of the prosecution grunt work to local agents if things get crazy. I get by with plenty of sleep and just drink water throughout the day, with a smoothie in the morning to kick things off.
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Roger_Mudd posted:I've been drinking black coffee since I was 10 years old. (True story) The trick is to constantly drink it all day but stop around 5:30. I've never heard of this but I'm doing it tomorrow
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terrorist ambulance posted:http://canlii.ca/t/gp9z0 Standing request at my firm is that if a sov cit ever shows up then I get to be on the file.
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I like to wash down caffeine pills with a monster because I have no regards for my health
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olylifter posted:Standing request at my firm is that if a sov cit ever shows up then I get to be on the file. Just be sure to screen them a bit. It'd be OK to have a guy who talks a bit of poo poo and then gets zapped by p barnes if he gets too crazy, but some of these guys are actual militia characters. It's all fun and games and fringed flags until a nail bomb gets sent to your address for service
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I deal with sovs all the time and trust me, you don't want to be anywhere near them. Yeah, all you have to do to make the case go away is yell "No jurisdiction!" at arraignment. Why didn't I think of that? My case load would melt away! Then they write a letter to the governor trying to get you fired.
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Apr 13, 2016 05:04
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I grind my own coffee beans from a local coffeeshop and use an Aeropress.
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Apr 13, 2016 05:13
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Tokelau All Star posted:I deal with sovs all the time and trust me, you don't want to be anywhere near them. Wait, why are you dealing with them. We had a great way to deal with sovcits: "Your honor, he wants to go pro se."
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tau posted:I grind my own coffee beans from a local coffeeshop and use an Aeropress. And now I want to try aero pressing a cup, then using that as the base coffee for a second aero press. Maybe at 8 AM tomorrow so I'll have time to burn off the caffeine before a 2 AM bedtime.
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nm posted:Wait, why are you dealing with them. Sometimes it takes a client interview before we get to that point.
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Sovereign citizens are good for a laugh up until their plan doesn't work, they get aggressive and have to be pepper sprayed by the sheriff.
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nm posted:Wait, why are you dealing with them. At least in the criminal world, there are scholars who have suggested that we should revoke the right of self representation for the sovcits.
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Mr. Nice! posted:At least in the criminal world, there are scholars who have suggested that we should revoke the right of self representation for the sovcits. Talk about proof that the illuminati are in control...we figure out their secret rules and they change the game on us! Everything is rigged!
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Gleri posted:Sovereign citizens are good for a laugh ftfy
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Their plans work fantastic in civil court where all they want is to delay the proceedings and the judges let them and it's a freaking joke
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Talk about proof that the illuminati are in control...we figure out their secret rules and they change the game on us! Everything is rigged! Hopefully we can get them into a mental health program over incarceration. More and more sovcits are being targeted directly by various laws to deal with their chicanery.
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Apr 13, 2016 15:55
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Mr. Nice! posted:At least in the criminal world, there are scholars who have suggested that we should revoke the right of self representation for the sovcits. Court ordered fitness assessment.
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Zarkov Cortez posted:Court ordered fitness assessment. That's been tried. They almost always come back as competent, because unwavering belief in an insane ideology isn't, by itself, grounds for incompetence.
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Mr. Nice! posted:At least in the criminal world, there are scholars who have suggested that we should revoke the right of self representation for the sovcits. That would violate PD's 8th amendment rights. Also sovcits are basically the only reminder to judges and DAs of how hard their lives would be if they didn't have PDs.
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Zarkov Cortez posted:Court ordered fitness assessment. Failing a fitness assessment is all but impossible if you're not in a vegetative state. I had a guy once say he'd stabbed another guy because he was "stealing his inventions and miracles and putting them in bags." He came back fit.
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Emanuel Collective posted:That's been tried. They almost always come back as competent, because unwavering belief in an insane ideology isn't, by itself, grounds for incompetence. What's the standard for that?
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Doin crossfit itt
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Isn't competency "if you know you're in a courtroom," colloquially? The sovcit's problem is they do, they just think it's admiralty.
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I'm going to lawyer school this fall.
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I saw a lady ask for "permission to come aboard" when her case was called. The in-custody guys thought it was hilarious. "Lady, this not a boat!" You know it's gonna be a bad day when the most reasonable guys are the ones in the cuffs and orange jumpsuits.
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The Kingfish posted:I'm going to lawyer school this fall. Poster lives up to aviatar.
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Whatever happened to toona
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EwokEntourage posted:Whatever happened to toona Who cares
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mastershakeman posted:
Holy poo poo, this happened to me last week. I was in international trade (it is an easy course with am easy marking prof) and I got a random nose bleed for probably the first time in my life. I was drinking rockstar and coffee all week trying to get a paper done. Now I need to get my blood pressure checked 
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tau posted:Who cares The first 48?
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EwokEntourage posted:Whatever happened to toona Sobriety.
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Toona the Cat posted:Sobriety. tau posted:Who cares
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