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Must've been a nice apartment if it had space for 100 loving cans of soup. Also, Ted got married the same year McNabb started doing chunky soup commercials, so I take that as a sign Ted will never win the big prize.
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sharkbomb posted:I like the idea of banning anyway that posts between 1am and 5am. Sorry to all of you Australians, but you're sharing the internet with garbage posters like NML. Shut it down until we figure out what's going on.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJnXbYBpAWk Tell me about Ted's famous Chunky Soup.
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You know they workedshopped the soup discussion: Staffer: OK, everyone thinks Ted is a creepy rear end in a top hat, we need something to humanize your relationship. You know, almost everyone has trouble when they move in together, it’s hard to find a happy medium between personal style, habits, money, do you have any funny stories about when you guys got your first apartment together? Heidi: Oh my do I ever, decorating our bedroom was a so funny, see I was at Macy’s looking at throw pillows and I took some photos with my phone to show Ted when I got home, anyways, by the time I got home he had set up a bookcase to display his 300 severed doll heads, that just wasn’t going to work, it took a long conversation but we got it down to 30 of his favorite heads. Staffer: Oh dear, I don’t think that story is going to work, do you have anything else? Heidi: Oh, huh, he bought a bunch of soup. Staffer: Like how much? Heidi: 100 cans. 100 cans of soup. Chunky Soup. Staffer: Like to eat? Heidi: Yes of course silly, what else did you think he was going to do with it. Staffer: You are sure, 100 cans of soup to eat. Heidi: Yes, why? Staffer: Nevermind. OK, do you have anything else, maybe like he kept leaving the toilet seat up? Heidi: No, everything else was perfectly normal and human like. Oh, there was that one thing he did with the cat. *makes a sad face and shudders* Staffer: OK, we are going with the soup, I don’t need to know more. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Apr 14, 2016 |
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Buy the Soup, Heidi
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Ted Cruz heard "soup is good food" and bought a ton of cans hoping that some of them might contain homeless people
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Ted Cruz creating a mesa out of soup cans in his kitchen. "Damnit Heidi, I know this! I know what this is! This means something. This is important..."
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Why wasn't the rest of the interview about soup? I have tons of soup-related questions now. Was it all the same kind? Does he prefer cream or broth based soup? Did he not buy any crackers or bread? How long did it take him to move all that soup and did he have to double bag it? Was there a sale or something? Does he eat soup every day for lunch still? Do his daughters like soup? Do they have soup with big family dinners like Thanksgiving? Oh, I've got more.
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I loving hate soup, but I think Americans should have the right to responsibly own and make their own soup. Having said that, anyone who buys 100 cans of soup at once is clearly planning something and should be reported to the authorities immediately.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:What I'm picking up here is that Cruz subsists on a diet of Campbell's Chunky soup. He seems to be the consistency of Campbell's Chunky soup. Put some in a bag, you'll see.
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imagine ted cruz eating soup
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Ted "Soup" Cruz
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Mr. Pumroy posted:imagine ted cruz eating soup
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Mr. Pumroy posted:imagine ted cruz eating soup out of the hollowed out skull cavity of one of his victims
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Of course he needs that much soup. How else can he keep the people alive whose souls he consists on?
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Ted Soups See how much better this thread is without NML?
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Hunt11 posted:Of course he needs that much soup. How else can he keep the people alive whose souls he consists on? mouth to mouth transfers of weird booger things
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dannik_Jerriko Replace all instances of the character name "Dannik Jerriko" with "Ted Cruz".
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"Soupy Ted"
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Darkman Fanpage posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dannik_Jerriko Are there any background characters in Star Wars who were just regular guys
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"Lyin' Ted Cruz is so weak, he can only absorb nutrients in liquid form! Not me. Not me folks. I want my food as solid as possible. I wanna really chew it. Well done steak, no soups. No soups. I would never eat soup in the White House."
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THA TITTY THRILLER posted:Ted Soups Contrary voices are the only thing that make this thread worth reading and every time the mods restore it to complete GOP hate circle jerk it's really tedious waiting for somebody to show up and deny the holocaust or talk about how great a giant wall on the mexican border is gonna be. You people are weak
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blue squares posted:Are there any background characters in Star Wars who were just regular guys Like two.
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THA TITTY THRILLER posted:"Lyin' Ted Cruz is so weak, he can only absorb nutrients in liquid form! Not me. Not me folks. I want my food as solid as possible. I wanna really chew it. Well done steak, no soups. No soups. I would never eat soup in the White House." I am now concerned he will say this verbatim. Edit: although the first sentence is a bit too high reading level to be a Trump line (seriously, I love the Trump Vocabulary)
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THA TITTY THRILLER posted:"Lyin' Ted Cruz is so weak, he can only absorb nutrients in liquid form! Not me. Not me folks. I want my food as solid as possible. I wanna really chew it. Well done steak, no soups. No soups. I would never eat soup in the White House." "I could bite through steel with these jaws. Just the best jaws, the best. Doctors have told me it really is just incredible. Terrorists come after me in office, I can bite through their leather jackets and get to the jugular. Really get in there and win. Thats where the blood is. Not Ted though. Ted couldn't chew through anything. Thats why he keeps talking about my Trump steaks. He can't chew em! He's weak. A mess. Ted's mouth is only good for one thing" *makes sucking sounds, laughs* "Thats all he's got, but its got him pretty far though, right? Thats how most politicians get by! But not this year! We are gonna chew our way all the way to the big win! No soup for Ted!"
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hooo-mans like food correct I should acquire some of this "food" and consume it but in a way that does not interfere with my Mission on this planet ah, food packed in metal cylinders, this is to my liking and will help me blend in Fellow Hoo-Man, have you seen the Earth Film "Ghostbusters" ha ha ha I could not contain my involuntary expulsions of air while viewing it
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Who's to say it's even soup? The brain parasite Ted put in her brain might just make her see that instead of a freezer filled with chopped up hookers.
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Cruz does resemble the Cup of Soup guy...
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Honestly if Ted said that he had a plan to build more roller coasters he might get my vote
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Daniel Bryan posted:Honestly if Ted said that he had a plan to build more roller coasters he might get my vote Each state gets a roller coaster but they're all soup themed.
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