CS:GO- so I kept getting banned for racism despite saying nothing about race.

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Antares: Jan 13, 2006

I LIKE TO SMOKE WEE posted:

A lot of people have you on ignore, mind being helpful and linking it so I can edit it in

Lol what the gently caress

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ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Am on phone so cant find it easily also most of the people ignoring me are from when i posted new stories in gbs so i dunno how many here cant see it will find later cause its a useful script

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:29

Antares: Jan 13, 2006

Sick of these jokes getting in the way of posting about my mouse for the 100th time and just generally ruining GBS

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:32

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

I LIKE TO SMOKE WEE posted:

A lot of people have you on ignore, mind being helpful and linking it so I can edit it in

these people are weak skinned bitches and deserve not finding out genuine tips from a very funny poster

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:34

Depths: Apr 15, 2009; SENPAI

dex_sda posted:

these people are weak skinned bitches and deserve not finding out genuine tips from a very funny poster

citation needed

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:42

Bohemian Nights: Jul 14, 2006; When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today; Clapping Larry

dex_sda posted:

a very ~~funny~~ poo poo and bad poster

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:42

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

I just looked at the Most Ignored Users statistics page and I can only conclude that people who use the ignore list feature are either humorless robots or d&d posters, so if your list isn't empty...

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:42

New Zealand can eat me: Aug 29, 2008

Hey nerds, if you didn't know, we have a discord now. Here's a link to the post in the sub.io thread with a link to join discord :getin:

It's a lot better than the steam group chat because you can use your phone! Come hang out and talk about this NiP / Astralis match on Cache

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:43

henne: May 9, 2009; by exmarx

I LIKE TO SMOKE WEE posted:

A lot of people have you on ignore, mind being helpful and linking it so I can edit it in

# ? Apr 14, 2016 17:18

sleppy: Dec 25, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPXWtozVNzM&t=239s

Korean counterstrike looks dope.

당신의 가족은 썩은 콩 계란 을 먹는다.

당신의 어머니는 제대로 오징어 를 준비 하지 않습니다.

난 당신이 간장 계란 이다 , 코난 오브라이언 입니다.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 17:33

Garfu: Mar 6, 2008; Much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight.

What's the best live ticker for CS matches for web browser, not phone? The HLTV one blows, or it's buried somewhere on the site and I can't find it. THe actual matches section is delayed something awful.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 18:23

real dilemma: Apr 12, 2007

Garfu posted:

What's the best live ticker for CS matches for web browser, not phone? The HLTV one blows, or it's buried somewhere on the site and I can't find it. THe actual matches section is delayed something awful.

Dunno, I keep the HLTV scorebot (within the match page for the match you're trying to watch) open at work and it works fine for me

# ? Apr 14, 2016 18:27

New Zealand can eat me: Aug 29, 2008

Garfu posted:

What's the best live ticker for CS matches for web browser, not phone? The HLTV one blows, or it's buried somewhere on the site and I can't find it. THe actual matches section is delayed something awful.

Whatever you do definitely do not try THE SCORE ESPORTS APP that they pimp before and after every match.

itunes app link

I'm pretty sure HLTV is still updated by hand, just like TeamLiquid is for SC2 (which is part of what makes it so good). They can only make changes as fast as official standings are confirmed.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 18:31

Smol: Jun 1, 2011; Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.

Garfu posted:

What's the best live ticker for CS matches for web browser, not phone? The HLTV one blows, or it's buried somewhere on the site and I can't find it. THe actual matches section is delayed something awful.

Are you using the mobile site?

# ? Apr 14, 2016 18:49

Garfu: Mar 6, 2008; Much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight.

Smol posted:

Are you using the mobile site?

Oh I don't know...

Garfu posted:

for web browser, not phone?

Garfu posted:

for web browser, not phone?

Garfu posted:

for web browser, not phone?

# ? Apr 14, 2016 18:56

Smol: Jun 1, 2011; Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.

Guess I misread the post.

Anyhow, I love watching the T-side executes of THREAT's NiP. They have some of the best set plays these days, which is something I would've never imagined saying about NiP.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 18:58

New Zealand can eat me: Aug 29, 2008

I'm honestly not sure how much better of a ticker you could get past @HLTVorg's twitter feed. Certainly suits my needs

# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:19

Smol: Jun 1, 2011; Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.

Holy poo poo they covered the defuse sound with a flash.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:46

Demostrs: Mar 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

esportlivescore is an alternative but i think it works worse than hltv tbh

# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:23

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Bohemian Nights posted:

show us a good funny post youve made

# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:35

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

also heres the bind thing

code:

//Ninja Bind
bind "h" "findthebomb"

alias findthebomb "findthebomb_on"
alias "findthebomb_on" "gameinstructor_enable 1; alias findthebomb "findthebomb_off""
alias "findthebomb_off" "gameinstructor_enable 0; alias findthebomb "findthebomb_on""

Activates the gamehelper to point out where the bomb is if it's smoked (Use the other guy's because its helpfully laid out with a toggle command instead of a mess of aliases, despite working)

code:

//Damage Text/Mapname Scripts
developer "1"
con_enable "1"
con_filter_enable "2"
con_filter_text "Damage"
con_filter_text_out Player:
con_filter_text_out "game:mapgroupname"
con_filter_text "game:map"

bind "l" "displaydamage"

alias displaydamage "displaydamage_on"
alias displaydamage_on "con_filter_text "Damage Given"; echo "Damage Given Script Activated"; con_filter_text_out Player:; con_filter_enable 2; developer 1; alias displaydamage "displaydamage_off""
alias displaydamage_off "echo "Damage Given Script Deactivated/MapName Activated"; con_filter_text_out "game:mapgroupname"; con_filter_text "game:map"; alias displaydamage "displaydamage_on""

Having a bit of trouble with this one
It starts by enabling some extra console output with developer 1, plus allows to filter console stuff into the main game screen. With a bind, it allows me to switch between two filters: One is for "game:map" which, if you're a lobby leader, allows you to know what map you're going to play when the ACCEPT button appears. Not super important but kind of a cool parlor trick. The other is much more useful, as it prints out all the Damage Given to: <player> lines from the console into the main screen, so you don't have to open the console after every death. For some reason, after hitting the bind to switch back to the mapname script, the game filters "game : map" instead of "game:map", making the mapname part completely useless. No idea why it does this.

code:

//Duckjump Script
alias +dj "+duck;+jump"
alias -dj "-duck;-jump"
bind space +dj

Self explanatory, makes a perfect DuckJump on every spacebar. Has some marginal usefulness in comp, but it's perfect for kz.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:38

Garfu: Mar 6, 2008; Much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight.

Ohhhh ok so I had to scroll down an entire 16:10 90s web page's worth of crap to see the scorebot on hltv. Got it. That's a pretty nifty scorebot thing. Too bad there's no ticker at the top of the site like ESPN or something like that.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:48

Famethrowa: Oct 5, 2012

ArfJason posted:

also heres the bind thing
code:
//Duckjump Script
alias +dj "+duck;+jump"
alias -dj "-duck;-jump"
bind space +dj
Self explanatory, makes a perfect DuckJump on every spacebar. Has some marginal usefulness in comp, but it's perfect for kz.

This is essential unless you like looking like a doofus failing to jump on Cat from Mid on D2

# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:54

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

I've only done that maybe once, forums poster Famethrowa. It's surprisingly easy.

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Famethrowa: Oct 5, 2012

Spiros posted:

I've only done that maybe once, forums poster Famethrowa. It's surprisingly easy.

Should qualify that with "especially if you already have to bind every key to your mouse" :v:

# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:58

A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

Spiros posted:

I've only done that maybe once, forums poster Famethrowa. It's surprisingly easy.

I don't know why but I miss it first shot 9/10 times. You'd think I could do it easily by now, but gently caress it, I'll just shoot you in the head and take my god drat time.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:59

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

If it helps I always gently caress up going into b halls on inferno because I can't help but jump I KNOW I DONT HAVE TO DAMMIT

# ? Apr 14, 2016 21:00

A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

Spiros posted:

If it helps I always gently caress up going into b halls on inferno because I can't help but jump I KNOW I DONT HAVE TO DAMMIT

...do you mean Mirage?

# ? Apr 14, 2016 21:05

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN

# ? Apr 14, 2016 21:13

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Spiros posted:

If it helps I always gently caress up going into b halls on inferno because I can't help but jump I KNOW I DONT HAVE TO DAMMIT

Ah, you're that guy. Always in front, too.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 21:23

A TURGID FATSO: Jan 27, 2004; Here's to ya, JACKASS

Spiros posted:

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN

It is now quite apparent that CSGO Alzheimers has set in.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 21:24

Brilladelphia: Jun 26, 2012

This is better for finding the bomb, turns on the helper when you hold down use rather than having a separate bind just to turn it on and off as posted previously

code:

alias "+findbomb" "+use; gameinstructor_enable 1"
alias "-findbomb" "-use; gameinstructor_enable 0"
bind "e" "+findbomb"

# ? Apr 14, 2016 21:46

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

ArfJason posted:

show us a good funny post youve made

im sorry but as a known troll you must be executed

# ? Apr 14, 2016 23:44

Famethrowa: Oct 5, 2012

Spiros posted:

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN

Both maps that are hell to soloqueue on because lmao at pubbies coordinating pushes or throwing smoke

# ? Apr 14, 2016 23:44

stump collector: May 28, 2007

I like jason

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:02

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Who doesn't?

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:04

sleppy: Dec 25, 2008

SA ignore stats:

At least 295 people it seems.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:06

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

There's no room for trolling in this thread

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:07

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

1.05@800 legendary eagle

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:08

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Famethrowa: Oct 5, 2012

sleppy posted:

SA ignore stats:

At least 295 people it seems.

The LEM of people putting on their ignore list. Brazil puts out some great trolls

I'm actually impressed

Famethrowa fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Apr 15, 2016

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