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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Hyperlynx posted:

OK. Did you not read all the posts saying that, prior to reaching in to pet the animal, the guy was tormenting it? That the dog warned before it bit? Or do you believe that the dog should have turned the other cheek?

the dog should've stood its ground and shot the dude, imo

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treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

RareAcumen posted:

the dog should've stood its ground and shot the dude, imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIYm9LMUzCQ

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Jastiger posted:

Trying to pet an animal is the same as provoke?
Also I was raised we are all responsible for our own actions. How is it someone else's fault if an animal attacks? It's the animals fault and I think the dude was more than justified in kicking the death beast latched to his arm.

Is there any thread on this forum that you are not poo poo posting in? Jesus Christ you are a loving weirdo.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Fluffdaddy posted:

Is there any thread on this forum that you are not poo poo posting in? Jesus Christ you are a loving weirdo.
>:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8O_b0sNdbA

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Sestze posted:

god bless you.

really is the best :3: goldens are like permanent derpy toddlers, it's wonderful to watch

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

mds2 posted:

I just got home from obedience training with my Golden Retriever. That's all I have to add.

Literally worse than Hitler.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Fluffdaddy posted:

Is there any thread on this forum that you are not poo poo posting in? Jesus Christ you are a loving weirdo.

WoW it looks like you have a lot of growing up to do. We are talking about schadenfreude, so kindly contribute to the thread.

Namaste

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Robiben
Jul 19, 2006

Life is...weird

The real thread MVP.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Jastiger posted:

WoW it looks like you have a lot of growing up to do. We are talking about schadenfreude, so kindly contribute to the thread.

Namaste
>:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl18cHw3p7c

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I dunno why you keep posting dog abuse vids. Mods?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Jastiger posted:

I dunno why you keep posting dog abuse vids. Mods?

You can do better than this, Jastiger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grEypMDqvTE

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen posted:

You can do better than this, Jastiger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grEypMDqvTE

It's late ok. I got what, 3 pages out of it?

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Jastiger posted:

WoW it looks like you have a lot of growing up to do. We are talking about schadenfreude, so kindly contribute to the thread.

Namaste

Yeah, totally, bro. Everyone's laughing with you, not at you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhw5MFYU0s

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

chitoryu12 posted:

That initial snap the dog gave was the best indication of "Get the gently caress away, I don't like you" it could have given without spontaneously learning to speak English. Instead, Cesar crouches down to try and approach the dog again and gets rightly bitten for it.

Basically, Milan thinks that dogs are aggressive not because of fear or anxiety, but because their owners aren't viewed as the alpha by the dog. So his methods of "training" are almost entirely based around being very aggressive with dogs and making them feel helpless so they submit out of fear.

He doesn't understand how dominance works. The dog has to respect you, not fear you. That "psst" noise he makes drives dog's insane and he needs to knock that poo poo off.

I believe in dominance, but it has to be mutual respect like a sled dog. My dog wakes up every morning and jumps all over me. She's happy that I still exist and the world is wonderful. I keep above her and never submit her, but I rub her face with my head and tell her she's a good girl. I run my fingers along her gums (they love that) and I praise her. My daughters do the same. But if she does something wrong, a simple short deep bark will put her on her back, no hands or feet necessary. You have to know how to speak dog. I've never struck her and definitely would never kick her like Milan even if she was hurting me. You don't kick a dog in the chest. You reserve that for "She's eating a child and there's a lot of blood". Not for "She lightly bit my hand with a soft mouth and I'm half a bag of dicks". The dogs body language did not indicate fear until he moved close. Never touch a scared dog. Find out what they're afraid of and deal with it.

He was clearly being an rear end in a top hat to the dog and it warned him. It didn't even bite hard until he kicked. That's on him, not the dog. It's a goddamn Yellow Lab. How do you even make one grumpy. Mine is happy as a pig in poo poo from dawn 'till dusk. I look forward to her greeting me every morning.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

mostlygray posted:

He doesn't understand how dominance works. The dog has to respect you, not fear you. That "psst" noise he makes drives dog's insane and he needs to knock that poo poo off.

I believe in dominance, but it has to be mutual respect like a sled dog. My dog wakes up every morning and jumps all over me. She's happy that I still exist and the world is wonderful. I keep above her and never submit her, but I rub her face with my head and tell her she's a good girl. I run my fingers along her gums (they love that) and I praise her. My daughters do the same. But if she does something wrong, a simple short deep bark will put her on her back, no hands or feet necessary. You have to know how to speak dog. I've never struck her and definitely would never kick her like Milan even if she was hurting me. You don't kick a dog in the chest. You reserve that for "She's eating a child and there's a lot of blood". Not for "She lightly bit my hand with a soft mouth and I'm half a bag of dicks". The dogs body language did not indicate fear until he moved close. Never touch a scared dog. Find out what they're afraid of and deal with it.

He was clearly being an rear end in a top hat to the dog and it warned him. It didn't even bite hard until he kicked. That's on him, not the dog. It's a goddamn Yellow Lab. How do you even make one grumpy. Mine is happy as a pig in poo poo from dawn 'till dusk. I look forward to her greeting me every morning.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

mostlygray posted:

He doesn't understand how dominance works. The dog has to respect you, not fear you. That "psst" noise he makes drives dog's insane and he needs to knock that poo poo off.

I believe in dominance, but it has to be mutual respect like a sled dog. My dog wakes up every morning and jumps all over me. She's happy that I still exist and the world is wonderful. I keep above her and never submit her, but I rub her face with my head and tell her she's a good girl. I run my fingers along her gums (they love that) and I praise her. My daughters do the same. But if she does something wrong, a simple short deep bark will put her on her back, no hands or feet necessary. You have to know how to speak dog. I've never struck her and definitely would never kick her like Milan even if she was hurting me. You don't kick a dog in the chest. You reserve that for "She's eating a child and there's a lot of blood". Not for "She lightly bit my hand with a soft mouth and I'm half a bag of dicks". The dogs body language did not indicate fear until he moved close. Never touch a scared dog. Find out what they're afraid of and deal with it.

He was clearly being an rear end in a top hat to the dog and it warned him. It didn't even bite hard until he kicked. That's on him, not the dog. It's a goddamn Yellow Lab. How do you even make one grumpy. Mine is happy as a pig in poo poo from dawn 'till dusk. I look forward to her greeting me every morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9xeU-21WQM

Kindly gently caress off back to PI tia

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

holy poo poo, stop talking about dog training. This derail has been going on for like 4 pages





content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTnGZ37sZqM

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Those forklifts wouldn't have accidents if you properly dominated them.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

it's ok, you did good friendo :glomp:

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Those forklifts wouldn't have accidents if you properly dominated them.

Well yeah, it's gonna stab its fork through your face if you slap it

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_3WQYyy7nA

Dorgs.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/AGKWkzM.webm

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

That's a great return to the "What did they think was going to happen?" standard

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

blunt for century posted:

holy poo poo, stop talking about dog training. This derail has been going on for like 4 pages





content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTnGZ37sZqM

Wow, dude in #2 has some hustle.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

The schadenfreude is me. I've poured way too many hours into the console version of Terraria only to discover in its current state it cannot be platinumed.

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
Oh no, you can't get video game award!! :jerkbag:

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

This goon for president.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68kY1umCYS0
http://i.imgur.com/Dycb7hh.gifv

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Perfection.

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka

That mime hoodie, classic France

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Wtf is a "grinder"? Some kind of bike stunt where you.... oh. :stare:

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Memento posted:

*gets shot*
*dying*

"Well this is a dilly of a pickle! Gosh!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhm1X1FvC_U&t=0m45s

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHNAQqcccOU

http://i.imgur.com/tWZUkbh.webm
http://i.imgur.com/Fd8pcvL.webm
http://i.imgur.com/dDLVxmQ.webm
http://i.imgur.com/r1e49fg.webm

Nutsak
Jul 21, 2005
All balls.

Could have used a trigger warning.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
What the poo poo did that dude expect?

Why was he loving around with the gun? Just... why would you put your hand in front of a pistol that you just loaded?

Why is the guy (who I assume is supposed to be more intelligent) just standing there like "Yea man, go for it, don't be a pussy".

I am completely confused by this.

Io_
Oct 15, 2012

woo woo

Pillbug
After seeing the warhead gifs on here I decided to buy some off amazon and ended up being disappointed. Didn't think they were that sour at all.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Io_ posted:

After seeing the warhead gifs on here I decided to buy some off amazon and ended up being disappointed. Didn't think they were that sour at all.

Welp

A Proper Uppercut
Sep 30, 2008



That biker's a dick, far as I can tell the dude in the car didn't do anything wrong. He had to avoid that crane and biker was following too close.

Io_
Oct 15, 2012

woo woo

Pillbug

Most likely I was immunized by lots of lemon sherbet as a kid. Which is what the warhead tasted like.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

What the poo poo did that dude expect?

Why was he loving around with the gun? Just... why would you put your hand in front of a pistol that you just loaded?

Why is the guy (who I assume is supposed to be more intelligent) just standing there like "Yea man, go for it, don't be a pussy".

I am completely confused by this.

He was checking the laser sight to see if it was working.

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