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Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
What's the term for the Soviet phenomenon where the authorities lie, the people know they're lying, and the authorities know the people know they're lying? I think it was brought up earlier

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Being Russian?

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Monday?

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
Name the stealth bomber
http://www.afgsc.af.mil/Library/NametheB-21Bomber/NametheB-21SubmissionForm.aspx

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

"Names that are automatically disqualified due to their already being used on other totally non-existent airframes: REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, ...pretty much any name you could think of that a 12 year old doodling airplane drawings would think 'sounds cool.'"

Seriously, I think the reason for this contest is because there are so many drones that have had names like "Darkstar" and "Something Hawk" that they're quite literally out of ideas. At present I wouldn't be shocked if its working name wasn't "Spirithawk."

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Apr 15, 2016

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

On the one hand it's a shame it's limited to people who are linked to the armed forces, but on the other hand opening this up to the public is how you end up with the B-21 Bonerfart.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Forums Terrorist posted:

On the one hand it's a shame it's limited to people who are linked to the armed forces, but on the other hand opening this up to the public is how you end up with the B-21 Bonerfart.

I could totally see at least the Marines doing this and probably the Army if not all the services if it were anonymous.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
The name needs to be the B-21 Vanguard. First in, or at the pinnacle of technology.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
I've have suggested B-21 Blackjack if not for...you know...the Tu-160 being a thing.

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

The B-21 DoubleDown brought to you by KFC

helps keeps the costs down!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
B-21 Electric Eye

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
B-21 Bomby McBomberface

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Mr. Despair posted:

The B-21 DoubleDown brought to you by KFC

helps keeps the costs down!

The B-21 Midnight Moonshine, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Carl's Jr - gently caress You, I'm Bombing.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Davin Valkri posted:

I've have suggested B-21 Blackjack if not for...you know...the Tu-160 being a thing.

Obvious counterproposal: B-21 White Swan.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



B-21 Jump Street

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
B-21 Bagram

A drinking game

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
B-21 Collateral.

Chiwie
Oct 21, 2010

DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!!!!

BIG HEADLINE posted:

The B-21 Midnight Moonshine, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Carl's Jr - gently caress You, I'm Bombing.


This.

INTJ Mastermind
Dec 30, 2004

It's a radial!
B-21 BombyMcBombface

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
B-21 "B-3"

ffs why didn't they call it the B-3

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
B-21 Red Wedding

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
B‐21 Precision Carpetbomber

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Silly Russians, the PIT maneuver doesn't work on ships.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
duh what are we thinking, either B-21 Hackman or B-21 Glover

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Psion posted:

Obvious counterproposal: B-21 White Swan.

B-21 Arkbird?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

B-21 Diabetes

B-21 Coronary

name it after the modern American specters of death

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
B-21 Trump

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye


B-21 Big Bird

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I say gently caress it and name each one individually

they'll likely scrap the program once eight are built at a cost of $200b per

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

B-21Key of the Door.

Deptfordx fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Apr 15, 2016

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

B-21 Colonectomy

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

B-21 Article 5.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
B‐21 Hodor

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
B-21 Roswell, to honor the proud British tradition of naming bombers after cities, and the equally proud American tradition of confusing new experimental aircraft with alien spaceships.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Considering that by the time this thing actually flies there will be 10 drones that can do the sane mission for half the price my vote is for:

B-21 Premature Obsolescence

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
B-21 years before they get the software right

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

B-21 of them, make 'em count.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
B-21 LeMay.

hannibal
Jul 27, 2001

[img-planes]
B-21 Valkyrie II, clearly

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TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
B-21 Grover

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