AIRPOWER/Cold War - Its literally the first two lines of their hymn

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hannibal posted:

B-21 Valkyrie II, clearly

Only if it goes Mach 3. :colbert:

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karoshi: Nov 4, 2008; "Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

B-4 Vows

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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

B-21 Thunderbolt III

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Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

B-21 Black Widow II

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TCD: Nov 13, 2002; Every step, a fucking adventure.

B-21 Valhalla

I liked that one from last time this was posted in GiP.

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

B-21 Of Course I Love You

# ? Apr 15, 2016 17:09

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

TTerrible posted:

B-21 Grover

The laser mount is **classified** :colbert:

Speaking of:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/jeffrey-delisle-navy-russia-espionage-documents-spying-1.3514194

quote:

The unredacted parts of the documents focus on St. John's. The U.S. State Department wrote the criminal threat for all Canadian cities is low, except Vancouver which was "moderate."

U.S. security agencies also warn about violence in the George Street area of St. John's, recommending American military personnel walk in pairs or in small groups for safety reasons.

They also mentioned concerns about crack, cocaine and ecstasy, prostitution and motorcycle gangs from other provinces that are often in the area.

Well good news there: NL is diving headfirst into a recession and that should dry up the economic activity organized crime feeds on

quote:

'Embarrassing' details removed

But Hansen is curious about the large amounts of information redacted before the documents were given to CBC News.

"The redacted parts are impossible to assess," he said. "But having read these things in the past, the removed sections are probably U.S. 'eyes only' assessments that find Canadian provisions for safety and security below U.S. standards.

"So, they could be viewed as embarrassing by some Canadians or even insulting."

Experts have said that if this is the type of information the Russians were paying Delisle for, they were not getting value for their money.

Nebakenezzer fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Apr 15, 2016

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TasogareNoKagi: Jul 11, 2013

Forums Terrorist posted:

On the one hand it's a shame it's limited to people who are linked to the armed forces, but on the other hand opening this up to the public is how you end up with the B-21 Bonerfart.

Grunts are better how?

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MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

gfanikf posted:

B-21 LeMay.

Unironically this.

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priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

B-21 Legal Drinking Age

# ? Apr 15, 2016 18:25

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Peacemaker II

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Rotacixe: Oct 21, 2008

B-21 Fritzdrachen

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TheFluff: Dec 13, 2006; FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE

Airplane:

https://vimeo.com/162088181

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Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

B-21: The Sequel

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

holocaust bloopers posted:

B-21 Of Course I Love You

B-21 MEATFUCKER

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AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

B-21 AeroGavin :colbert:

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Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

Godholio posted:

Peacemaker II

You could actually call it the Peacemaker as that was a company name, not an official one (I think.)

priznat posted:

B-21 Legal Drinking Age

B-21 or Megan's Law?

# ? Apr 15, 2016 19:07

B4Ctom1: Oct 5, 2003; OVERWORKED COCK; Slippery Tilde

BIG HEADLINE posted:

"Names that are automatically disqualified due to their already being used on other totally non-existent airframes: REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, ...pretty much any name you could think of that a 12 year old doodling airplane drawings would think 'sounds cool.'"

Seriously, I think the reason for this contest is because there are so many drones that have had names like "Darkstar" and "Something Hawk" that they're quite literally out of ideas. At present I wouldn't be shocked if its working name wasn't "Spirithawk."

B-21 Lodestar

lol from CoD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qwa7don1Kg

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ArchangeI: Jul 15, 2010

B-21 Sound Financial Decision

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Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

I'm still unhappy that, the last time they did this, they turned down my proposal to name it the KC-46 "Druyun."

(ONLY PROGRAM MANAGEMENT KIDS WILL GET THIS)

# ? Apr 15, 2016 19:22

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

B-21 A-10 Thunderbolt Warthog. Everyone wins!

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Murgos: Oct 21, 2010

B21 gently caress Putin

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Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

B-21 Mystery Jet

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hannibal: Jul 27, 2001; [img-planes]

Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm still unhappy that, the last time they did this, they turned down my proposal to name it the KC-46 "Druyun."

(ONLY PROGRAM MANAGEMENT KIDS WILL GET THIS)

Perhaps the B-21 McCain, to honor the Senator most friendly to military acquisition programs.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 21:28

xthetenth: Dec 30, 2012; Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

hannibal posted:

Perhaps the B-21 McCain, to honor the Senator most friendly to military acquisition programs.

Goes nicely with the Vinson and Stennis.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 21:32

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

It's either on fire or captured by the enemy though

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Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

hannibal posted:

Perhaps the B-21 McCain, to honor the Senator most friendly to military acquisition programs.

B-21 BatReagan

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Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Marauder II :getin:

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

B-21 Dresden

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MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

holocaust bloopers posted:

B-21 Dresden

Just go whole-hog and call it the B-21 Tibbets.

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Kesper North: Nov 3, 2011; EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

B-21 Aurora. :colbert:

Roswell is good too.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 23:33

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

They'll end up calling it the Wraith or something predictable.

"It's a meaner Spirit." :downs:

# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:03

StandardVC10: Feb 6, 2007; This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

BIG HEADLINE posted:

They'll end up calling it the Wraith or something predictable.

"It's a meaner Spirit."

Obv. it should be called Super Spirit, like how Hornet became Super Hornet and Cub became Super Cub.

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MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

B-21 Spirit ME

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Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

B-21 Furstenburg.

First in peace. First in war. Furstenburg.

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Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

B-21 Barack O Bomber

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Mortabis: Jul 8, 2010; I am stupid

hannibal posted:

Perhaps the B-21 McCain, to honor the Senator most friendly to military acquisition programs.

In some fairness to McCain, he does occasionally bust contractors' balls in a way other senators are typically unwilling to; see for example ULA's rocket engines.

# ? Apr 16, 2016 01:14

0toShifty: Aug 21, 2005; 0 to Stiffy?

MrChips posted:

B-21 Spirit ME

B-21 Spirit XP!

How about

B-21 Stratodorito

0toShifty fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Apr 16, 2016

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KingPave: Jul 18, 2007; eeee!~

Shooting Blanks posted:

B-21 Jump Street

Wingnut Ninja posted:

B-21 Barack O Bomber

Both of these are, imo, great.

If they call it Jump Street, will it be old or new Jump Street? This is an important question, inquiring minds must know.

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B-21 AntiMcNamara

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