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i liked the part(s) where luke cage and jessica jones banged. The whole show should just be them banging like superheroes in places, breaking stuff
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Zzulu posted:i liked the part(s) where luke cage and jessica jones banged. The whole show should just be them banging like superheroes in places, breaking stuff Best use of his goony catch phrase.
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Apr 15, 2016 16:49
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Is Jessica Jones's power breaking locks because they really liked showing us how many locks she could break. I agree that the show got really bad. I was enjoying up until naughty Dr Who bought that house and then it got incredibly stupid and slow.
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Apr 15, 2016 17:24
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frozenpeas posted:Is Jessica Jones's power breaking locks because they really liked showing us how many locks she could break. She's strong
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Apr 15, 2016 17:31
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Wheeee posted:Honestly though, after the fan receptions of 300, Watchmen, Man of Steel, and now Batman vs Superman, I think Snyder needs to face the reality that if he wants to make movies with heavy elements of satire which question underlying philosophical assumptions of the audience that comic book IPs are probably not the place to do it as the primary audience of these movies is evidently not interested. Sir Kodiak posted:It's only become a richer field to mine as they've grown in prominence, so who gives a poo poo what the primary audience thinks.
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Apr 15, 2016 17:37
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He's fracking the genre
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many johnnys posted:She's strong also cheaper but then again the show really wasn't about superpowers and the house scene in JJ was the best part in all its creepy glory
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the house scenes were great and the second half of the season had some great moments, but it suffered a lot from the decision to hinge the entire season on the Purple Man storyline and nothing but the Purple Man storyline (or at least the way the chose to approach the storyline) they just went to the same well too many times without resolving anything, and there weren't interesting B blots unrelated to the main story, so even when you liked what they were doing in individual scenes it just felt like the story wasn't progressing and indeed couldn't progress until the final episodes they'd have been much better off adding some more normal JJ sleuthing with hints that the Purple Man was creeping around at the start of the season or having an apparent but false resolution to the Purple Man storyline near the midpoint before he came back in the last few episodes
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Apr 15, 2016 17:56
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The b-plots were jessica banging luke and Trinity from the matrix having troubles with her girlfriends
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Apr 15, 2016 18:09
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oh yeah and policeguy roidraging
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Apr 15, 2016 18:09
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The "B plot" is Jessica Jones' broken door.
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Apr 15, 2016 18:12
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I'd imagine the studio cares....
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:I'd imagine the studio cares.... If the audience isn't good enough for Zaack Snyder's movies, gently caress the audience.
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Apr 15, 2016 18:13
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the bee plot is that barry b. benson, a bee just graduated from college, is disillusioned at his lone career choice: making honey. on a special trip outside the hive, barry's life is saved by vanessa, a florist in new york city. as their relationship blossoms, he discovers humans actually eat honey, and subsequently decides to sue them. starring jerry seinfeld and renee zellwaggler
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Apr 15, 2016 18:13
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Making Van Der Beek's failed career as B plot would have been so much better.
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Apr 15, 2016 18:17
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Zzulu posted:i liked the part(s) where luke cage and jessica jones banged. The whole show should just be them banging like superheroes in places, breaking stuff I wished multiple times that Jessica Jones would bang me Also b v s is still bad
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Apr 15, 2016 18:44
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Jar of piss sequel when?
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Apr 15, 2016 19:00
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EorayMel posted:Jar of piss sequel when? Suicide Squad's out in like a month dude.
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Apr 15, 2016 19:01
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I don't think it will have an actual jar of piss. I will not go.
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Apr 15, 2016 19:03
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Suicide Squad has two characters going swimming in a giant vat of what looks like raw sewerage
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whatever7 posted:Making Van Der Beek's failed career as B plot would have been so much better. I miss Don't Trust the B--- in Apartment 23 too  a good show that was saddled with a terrible name and gone too soon I still think it was JVDB's best work
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Apr 15, 2016 19:19
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Suicide Squad has two characters going swimming in a giant vat of what looks like raw sewerage Thats just the joker's enormous vat of split pea soup. you know like he has in the comics?
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Rare Collectable posted:Thats just Jared Leto's personal enormous vat of split pea soup. Fixed that for you.
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Apr 15, 2016 19:35
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Rutibex posted:i'd watch a Jubilee movie  
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Apr 15, 2016 19:48
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whatever7 posted:There is no way Wonder Women doesn't suck. It has Carwoman 2 written all over it. Hey now, it's unfair to compare this to Catwoman. Catwoman was hilarious (if on accident), this looks boring! Otisburg posted:And LMAO at this "fanboy" tribalsm poo poo. I'll watch your superhero movie if it's good, and I fukkin grew up adoring superman and any decent treatment of the character in a well-put together movie would be so my poo poo. I didn't dislike BvS because of the studio logo that played for 5 seconds before the film started, I disliked it because it was goddamn awful and unpleasant to watch. Here's the thing: These DC fan people look at audiences going "Oh Marvel movies can be pretty good but DC films are poo poo," and they immediately revert back to MARVEL VS DC die-hard stupid comic fandom. They don't stop to realize DC movies suck not entirely because of the IP but because DC are a bunch of loving idiots, and their movie division is just the worst. They don't want to admit all these "Marvel fans" were perfectly happy to rave about The Dark Knight because it was a good movie, not a loving brand issue. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Suicide Squad has two characters going swimming in a giant vat of what looks like raw sewerage The shot this in Flint, Michigan?
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My girlfriend is an MMA fighter. One time, we were fooling around and then she put her legs around my throat and choked me out. As I was fading, I finally understood david carradine and I got hard as a rock and just started cumming buckets everywhere right before passing out
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Zzulu posted:My girlfriend is an MMA fighter. One time, we were fooling around and then she put her legs around my throat and choked me out. As I was fading, I finally understood david carradine and I got hard as a rock and just started cumming buckets everywhere right before passing out Same, but from future me.
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Apr 15, 2016 20:57
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Thank you for your story.
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Rutibex posted:i'd watch a Jubilee movie Shes chinese??? I guess the animated series whitewashed her. So what would the movie be about? Getting into a good college? Also, her powers are raciss.
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boom boom boom posted:If the audience isn't good enough for Zaack Snyder's movies, gently caress the audience. I also like the level of Barthes-absurdity such that they'll claim Snyder's work is satire even though there's zero indication that anyone involved in any of those films were attempting to do satire (aside from Alan Moore).
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Apr 15, 2016 21:28
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It's very clearly not satire, that is why it is so obviously satire
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Zzulu posted:My girlfriend is an MMA fighter. One time, we were fooling around and then she put her legs around my throat and choked me out. As I was fading, I finally understood david carradine and I got hard as a rock and just started cumming buckets everywhere right before passing out You are now a blue belt in ju-jizztu.
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Shaocaholica posted:Shes chinese??? I guess the animated series whitewashed her. So what would the movie be about? Getting into a good college? Also, her powers are raciss. i donno, i figure it would be something like that, a college movie with super heros. you know, a light hearted funny movie like Antman. maybe Dr. Doom is her history professor 
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Harry Potter with young superheroes. Jubilee was my favorite X-Man on the cartoon because she wasn't an overpowered rear end in a top hat. She actually needed to be part of a team, you know?
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Pvt.Scott posted:Harry Potter with young superheroes. Jubilee was my favorite X-Man on the cartoon because she wasn't an overpowered rear end in a top hat. She actually needed to be part of a team, you know? Yeah not having really read comics much before, I always wondered what exactly stops people like Cyclops from just soloing everything. All he has to do is look at things and they explode. I prefer the less powerful characters too because their conflicts actually seem credible.
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Ghost Head posted:Yeah not having really read comics much before, I always wondered what exactly stops people like Cyclops from just soloing everything. All he has to do is look at things and they explode. I prefer the less powerful characters too because their conflicts actually seem credible. Well, if they're smart, they do research that Cyclops' blasts don't effect him or his brother, and that ruby quartz reflects it with no damage. So, either they get his brother to fight him or make ruby quartz armor and coatings, like what Cameron Hodge did with his army of Smileyface power-armored troops.
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Ghost Head posted:Yeah not having really read comics much before, I always wondered what exactly stops people like Cyclops from just soloing everything. All he has to do is look at things and they explode. I prefer the less powerful characters too because their conflicts actually seem credible. they aren't laser beams, they're beams of kinetic force. Basically he can punch anything he can see. It's a good power, but it's hardly overpowered
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boom boom boom posted:they aren't laser beams, they're beams of kinetic force. Basically he can punch anything he can see. It's a good power, but it's hardly overpowered Do the movies bring up any of this brother or ruby poo poo? I honestly don't remember.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Do the movies bring up any of this brother or ruby poo poo? I honestly don't remember. I'm not sure, but ruby quartz is what his glasses and visor's optical elements are made of, so if it's not said, then it's implied, since we know those keep him from blowing everything he sees away. So, it could easily be said that a villain made a set of body armor coated in the same stuff that makes up Cyclops' visor. I know Havoc does show up in First Class but him and Cyclops don't seem to share screen time at any point.
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