I didn't look at the blog but I assume if he posted a blog he is OK with people knowing that he is obsessed with a reporter or whatever
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Fat Shat Sings posted:wait was Ben really in his mid 20s when he made that serial killers manifesto of a website? He's in his mid 30s and this is dated 2007~, so yes.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:13 |
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:14 |
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He wrote a bunch of crazy chuck norris jokes about himself/wing commander persona
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:14 |
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Now I'm wondering if whoever is on Goon Patrol at CIG will tell Sandi about this immediately, or wait until Monday.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:15 |
Where's Derek
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:16 |
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I wonder if my aol page about venus fly traps, and need for speed is still live. Kind of cool and weird that everything on the internet is saved somehow, somewhere. So yeah old adage, don't put it online unless you don't care about it.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:16 |
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Toops posted:LIKE, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PICTURES OF HER I'm twoslices of it.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:17 |
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spacetoaster posted:Linking websites is not doxxing. We went over this when someone linked Sandi's IMDB page and people were like: "stop doxxing you meanie!" quote:17) Loaf killed himself a bear... When he was only 3 times it's size OK, at least that one seems half possible.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:17 |
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:17 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/4exs8p/star_citizen_free_weekend_announced/ Gryphon come back, we miss you!
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:18 |
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Toops posted:Literally none of this makes sense. If you mean it doesn't make sense for CIG, yes I agree. If you mean my post doesn't make sense, I sorta agree too, it's complicated and I started boring myself half way through the post.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:18 |
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oh, you got me
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:18 |
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:19 |
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Toops posted:LIKE, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PICTURES OF HER And a "memorial" She's not even dead.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:19 |
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So yeah.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:20 |
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Recoome posted:who is in this picture? I hope it's his wife; having such a long, loving relationship is really something beautiful
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:20 |
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A Neurotic Jew fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Apr 16, 2016 |
# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:21 |
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Google Butt posted:Where's Derek Probably writing an article right now
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:21 |
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spacetoaster posted:And a "memorial" She would have been if not for those meddling
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:22 |
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:23 |
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What the gently caress. First our client manages to somehow stimpire Then foursquare connect decides to bork out and starts skipping the login dialogue and redirecting back with broken tokens. Then my Skype dies mid meeting call and spews out this: quote:Unable to sign in due to a disk I/O error. Then after a restart this: quote:We cannot start Skype because your system is unavailable. Then while i'm waiting for my poo poo to reboot, i take a peek here and see Ben's little shop of horrors. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS DAY. orcinus fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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xiansi posted:Basically furry Klingons (which are also bad, and boring), or just plain angry space Mongols. triggering u itt was serious sexual tension between kittycat and dude
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:24 |
Derek Smart is the Furtive Pygmy and gave a fragment of his dark soul to every goon.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:25 |
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SurfaceDetail posted:She would have been if not for those meddling Article on her "surprising departure" quote:While her statement gave no reason for her departure and she did not return repeated requests for comment, Halkett has told colleagues that she was planning to move to Connecticut Saved her life.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:25 |
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orcinus posted:What the gently caress. You should have bought the completionist package, and none of this would have happened. Or, buy more ships. paarp
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:25 |
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TTerrible posted:I'm going to admit that I didn't go any further than Kerri-Lee album 1 before posting that. I had no loving idea what was in the depths. For some reason, when my eyes saw the hyperlink to Kerry Lee Album 11 is when I truly broke.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:26 |
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Lime Tonics posted:You should have bought the completionist package, and none of this would have happened. The jank is leaking into real world. Send help.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:26 |
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This Ben poo poo is really sad.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:27 |
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Codekeeper posted:
Dude was 28. Not high school.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:27 |
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Codekeeper posted:
Growing up (in your mid-20's lol) means setting fire to all this poo poo and leaving it behind you, not leaving it all on display for the whole internet to peruse.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:29 |
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spacetoaster posted:Dude was 28. Not high school. Where does it show how old he was? I haven't poured over it all.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:30 |
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spacetoaster posted:Journal of Ben Lesnick: HOLY gently caress DUDE WHAT IS HAPPENING
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:30 |
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Google Butt posted:Where's Derek on discord
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:30 |
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Codekeeper posted:Where does it show how old he was? I haven't poured over it all. It was written 7 years ago. Hes like 35
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:34 |
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Well, the story of Ben is terrifying. In an attempt to spare myself some of the horror, I've been inspired to continue the madness I've been writing: ___ The legal teams picked over the ruins of the Cloud Empire, digging through the assorted shipping containers in the hope of finding something concrete. Sadly for them, all there was inside was melancholy and a vague hint of despair. Many of the cultists had dispersed, the majority following their new saviour before he vanished in a puff of vapour. The rest, the truly dedicated, were being taken by specialists in an attempt to have them deprogrammed and possibly even return them to society as productive human beings. In the long term, of course. After a while of fruitless searching, one of the haz-matted professionals waved to his assistant. "Frank... check this out, bring the camera. It's the first bit of definitive text we've found here." The assistant plodded over, keep in an eye on the teetering stacks of containers around him as they swayed worryingly in the increasing wind. Devoid of dreams, some had begun to rust away alarmingly quickly. Still, his attention was drawn by the text scrawled on the side of a container, evidently in a hurry: 'The Stimpire rises.' The camera shutter snapped shut from various angles as Frank got to work documenting the site. --- Earlier, aboard the Cloud Empire. Far away from the heart of the Empire the cultists gathered. In the vast depths of the glorious structure airborne structure, they were still surrounded by ivory and gold but to a rather lesser degree than the gilded heights occupied by the Fantasising Four. They were permitted to gather here in their fora but only so long as it was inconsequential - be not mistaken, the Powers That Be merely regarded them as a fuel supply, their dreams being turned directly into the power that forged the Empire via the power of damned promises and poison words. They smiled, all the time. To do otherwise would be to attract the attention of the patrolling enforcement drones. So long as no questions were asked, they could congregate and praise the Empire as much as they pleased... the rumour about the man who praised alcohol instead of the Empire being hurled overboard was still at the forefront of their minds. Not everything was quite harmonious, however. In a corner of the forum, trafficked by people who petitioned their masters for more promises, one particular citizen put up a long screed. He had awakened the night before, mind ablaze with the dream and the potential for what must be. Dark whispers chattered and burrowed into his mind as he wrote down his dream like an uninterrupted Coleridge struck with divine inspiration. In the harsh light of the new morning, he stared at the truths he had written. With swelling horror, he knew them to be good and sickening; here was a codex of a new faith, a dark mirror to the insanity of the Empire. Emerging from his wank pod, he staggered forth into the golden light that illuminated every shining corridor, still possessed with the worst kind of holy fervour. Lurching past the numerous sofas and stairlifts that littered the wide corridors, he found the fixed smile that would normally automatically appear on his face replaced by a genuine smile. Entering the forum, he placed the maddened screed up for the entire Empire to behold, he was finally freed of both sets of madness and neither the Empire nor the truths could hold him now. Now, he needed grenades. So many of them... The screed itself passed un-noticed for a while, some passers by reading the first few lines and wondering what the hell was wrong with the writer, but none felt the truths sinking in. The Cloud Empire was hardly a place for truths, after all. Eventually, an enforcement drone read it and, after replacing its optical sensors, tore it from the wall before casting it down off of the side of the Empire. --- Far, far below, away from the dreams and the madness, the goons remained belligerent and numerous. From their numerous forts and fiefdoms, they battled amongst each other and against the other peoples of the battle-scarred land in the name of their own amusement. The group that found themselves camped in front of Dr. Smart's dread fortress were tired for the moment; the warlord had retired for the moment and the next shipment of air-horns was a while away. Soon, they would have to begin tearing each other apart solely to keep the amusement flowing. Into this mix, the grim and sickening truths fell, the paper being picked up by a few of the goons and pored over. They laughed and passed it amongst themselves, but the seed had been planted in their minds. Oh yes. Here the truths could find purchase and be born anew into the world.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:34 |
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spacetoaster posted:And a "memorial" gently caress me dude. This is grim.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:35 |
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 00:36 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Toast is also on record saying he uses split Internet personalities for... reasons. Yeah I noticed that but I was wrong that he hadn't denied being toast. On the old website, pretty sure we've linked that before in the last thread and has linked to it too from twitter or his wing commander site.
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Was about to sleep, decided to check some posts before naptime. Find this Ben blog... Holy poo poo lol, and here I was thinking we couldn't top the tracergate. This blog is creep level over 9000 poo poo. Also the 15 hostage fee is hilarious for a pre-alpha.
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