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Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist
I think the waffle experiment is still on-going.

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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
The news anchor waffle was never seen again

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Toops posted:

gently caress me dude. This is grim.




Codekeeper posted:

Where does it show how old he was? I haven't poured over it all.

I don't know that he was exactly 28, but he wasn't in highschool. If he's 35 now, the dates on a lot of his written stuff on that site are from 2008.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

A Neurotic Jew posted:

uh big deal does Frontier have any doors like this?!?

https://twitter.com/Devourlick/status/720789455775395840

Holy crap Star Citizen doors that actually work?

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Viscous Soda posted:

Holy crap Star Citizen doors that actually work?

wait till next patch itll be broken

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Goddamit I'm 500 posts behind because I worked on some parp for you all.



* lyrics
* Mangling one of my favourite Heads songs was awesome, thanks for suggesting it :pgabz: movable shape :pgabz:
* That's me on the synth, did I mention I have a synth now?!?!?!
* There are parps to count, count them COUNT THEM.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

ewe2 posted:

Goddamit I'm 500 posts behind because I worked on some parp for you all.



Here, friend.

http://www.hamtwoslices.net/

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx



:stonklol:

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

spacetoaster posted:




I don't know that he was exactly 28, but he wasn't in highschool. If he's 35 now, the dates on a lot of his written stuff on that site are from 2008.

Ben ran the CIC while I was in college (I emailed him once or twice as a big WC fan back then), I'd guess he's about roughly my age and I'm 37 so yeah.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Haskell9 posted:



was serious sexual tension between kittycat and dude
Some of the Man-Kzin wars were really good, and some of them were absolute unconscionable garbage; literally the worst things I've ever read.

And I can't remember which ones were which. That one though, that one was definitely one of the latter.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
Oh hey a what's new in the star citizen thre......

:stonk:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

A Neurotic Jew posted:

uh big deal does Frontier have any doors like this?!?

https://twitter.com/Devourlick/status/720789455775395840


https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4eujpy/the_snazziest_doors_from_darianvorlick_cig_on/d23x012

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.hamtwoslices.net/jerkvision/scan0013.jpg

hrmmm

https://web.archive.org/web/20030711165839/http://www.hamtwoslices.net/

against better judgement and nothing to do, there are "other" directories in that site.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


I see Krispy Kreme has been a lifetime addiction.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
Jesus gently caress

Why Ben?

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
Actually, now that I think about it Wing Commander was launched in 1990, Ben would have had to have been a 5 years old or older for it to have any sort of lasting impact, putting his birth year at, at least, 1985, making him 31 at a bare minimum

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
He created an entire Religion around his IRC chat

https://web.archive.org/web/20041021195644/http://www.hamtwoslices.net/trelane/about.php

THE BOOK OF LOAF

quote:

If you're a complete stranger, you may be wondering what exactly all this Book of LOAF business is. Here's the short version (a more thorough history may be made available in the future):

The Book of LOAF was originally created by ChrisReid. Chris came up with the idea of making a massive collection of quotes made by Ben "BanditLOAF" Lesnick. They mostly come from various channels on IRC (particularly #wing-commander and #wingnut) but a minor fraction of the quotes come from other sources. Along with the original Book, Chris also created a mIRC script so that a visitor to the channel could type the magic trigger !LOAF and be rewarded immediately with a random quote from The Book.

With the assistance of Mike "Trelane" Gallagher, LOAFScript was created. Features were gradually added. Searching capabilities allowed users to finally look for a desired topic of quotation instead of the randomness that polluted The Book previously. Eventually, Trelane took over the management of The Book entirely and he is now in charge of both Book and LOAFScript updates.

In May of 2003, Trelane thought Why haven't I created a website for The Book yet? This thought, along with the recent acquisition of hamtwoslices.net by Baron LOAF himself, eventually led to a short period of sleep deprivation to Trelane and, later, this website that you're currently reading. Enjoy it, this is our gift to you.

If none of this makes any sense, or if you think we're completely insane: the joke is on you.

SubLOAF Trelane is the creator of this web site and the interface to The Book of LOAF. He is the highest ranking officer in the Engineering Branch of LOAF's Merry Guild and is currently studying Gameboy Advance and Television at the the University of Massachusetts, Amherst.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

Turd Burglar posted:

Oh hey a what's new in the star citizen thre......

:stonk:

I know right?

:stonklol:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Turd Burglar posted:

Oh hey a what's new in the star citizen thre......

:stonk:

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

I'm the pizza perched precariously upon the kremeist of krispies.

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008

Why does croberts always use a console controller, I thought he was supposed to be the saviour of PC gaming :confused:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


I'm the butter knife with peanut butter all the way up the handle. Because the only way to get peanut butter is to just stick the whole thing, along with your hand, in the jar.

War to the knife. Knife to the hilt.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Proteus4994 posted:

Actually, now that I think about it Wing Commander was launched in 1990, Ben would have had to have been a 5 years old or older for it to have any sort of lasting impact, putting his birth year at, at least, 1985, making him 31 at a bare minimum

The ham site oldest creation date is 2003. Still though, if ben was 22 when compiling all those pictures of a news anchor, umm, yeah.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
THERES 21915 BEN "LOAF" LESNICK QUOTES ARCHIVED

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

spacetoaster posted:

I'm the butter knife with peanut butter all the way up the handle. Because the only way to get peanut butter is to just stick the whole thing, along with your hand, in the jar.

War to the knife. Knife to the hilt.

So many questions here. I'll put the coffee on.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009


Jesus loving christ on a pogostick, the 90's are back and they've got a Napoleon complex.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Ben quotes. Find some good ones. https://web.archive.org/web/20140822224439/http://www.hamtwoslices.net/trelane/index.php?latest=25

"Hmmm.....This story certainly has plenty of food for thought. I liked the scene with Trelane and Kirk, where he's trying to convince Kirk of Spock's feeling for him. I thought the dialog was really well done! And hot, hot stuff!! It's worth at least one hand job and a cold shower!" The universe needs to die. (Fast) #21891

<Trelane> The finale of Dawson's Creek was called "All Good Things Must Come To an End" :(
<LOAF> One of the girls in my class last night said she was taping it. I told her she was missing two Enterprises. She didn't really care. #21912

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
BEN QUOTES

You know what Star Trek season finale had an appropriately awful get-together at my house? Voyager's Endgame. A girl crashed her car into somebody elses when she was leaving my house. I guess that went well with the theme of Voyager's last episode crushing our hopes for a good ending. #21913

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Holy loving poo poo Ben :allears:

There's always more and it's always worse better

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

LMAO

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Someone will end up making a vid with just the selected bits from Lando in the stream today "game is boring" etc.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3
oops.

SomethingJones fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Apr 16, 2016

runsamok
Jan 12, 2011

Well, that answers that.

4/19/81. It's Ben's 35th birthday next week.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

TTerrible posted:



Good evening thread.

An intrepid goon investigator has discovered Bens old website at http://www.hamtwoslices.net/

While most it is pretty pedestrian, he appears to have a past stalking news anchor Kerri-Lee Halkett.

http://www.hamtwoslices.net/kerri-lee/



He is no longer BENFAT. He is BENSTALK.

I think I read that story, it's about a guy that plants magic beans and grows new eyes and and can finally see the spacegiant he worships?

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

That application says hes 19, so yeah. He wasn't in high school when headed that

loving weirdo

Blunderstorm fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Apr 16, 2016

boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016

boviscopophobic posted:

The sale is really going poorly and demand has already visibly slackened. I think they're going to end up in the mid $70K range for the day.

It was worse than I anticipated.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

SurfaceDetail posted:

Ah ok. Thanks.

I don't know much about the game. I'm just here for the violence E.L.E

two weeks

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Herman Merman posted:

Why does croberts always use a console controller, I thought he was supposed to be the saviour of PC gaming :confused:

Well he tried, but in the BDSSE you can ride the whole vanduul thing with one hand and a mouse, legs on top of the table.



Might aswell concede to the console peasants.

MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Apr 16, 2016

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)


:eyepop:

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TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

SomethingJones posted:

Oh no no no no no no no


No NO

pls edit

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